My Rockin' Life, chapter 4
So, the next day, we finished filming. So, we all went back to Pennsylvania, including the Californians, like Johnny, and Wee-man, Steve-O, and Chris. And you want to know why? Because it was St. Patrick's Day! Since we all had some Irish in us, we were gonna go downtown and get wasted and stuff. Since Im the most Irish there, they made me teach them the Irish jig dance, and words and lingo they use there or some shit. I also had to teach them the Old Irish language, yes, Irish do have a language. Its rarely used now though, in the olden times, thats all they spoke. And since Irish fresh off the boat were coming in to party, some might want to speak the language. And, I was going to use my regular voice.
See, since I moved to Ireland a week or two after I was born, when I learned to talk, it was Irish, like the Irish accent. Then I moved to Germany, and there, learned to actually speak words.
So we dressed in all green. Remember how I stopped putting colored streaks in my hair? Well, I put green ones in! I wore my green vans, green everything, except the jeans, they werent green. But Dico wore this green shiny suit. Everyone wore green. And Bam, Wee-man, and me, grabbed our green skateboards we carry everywhere.
Bam and I brought our parents, and Bam also brought Don Vito.
*Downtown in Some Random Irish Pub*
"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" the guys screamed as I was competing with some random ass guy at drinking. I won. Then we all took shots, and Don Vito screamed at some random thing, no one knew what he said. So we all partied until it was night, and finally left. Talk about major hangovers in the morning.
*A Year Later*
We were all getting ready for the VMA's or Grammies or some shit. We were nominated for best movie which is 'Jackass the Movie', and for best show, which is 'Jackass'. I have a fiance', he is super cute. He is a professional hockey player for my home town team the 'Penguins'. He's real good. His name is Sidney Crosby. NOT the one thats a kid, and just started, he isnt even on the team yet. They just happen to have the same name.
*VMA's or Grammies, or some shit*
I met Christina there, she is my bestest friend. We sat in the crowd, and I saw Green Day, and Tre was sitting a seat behind me. Sidney sat on one side of me and Christina on the other side, then the rest of the 'Jackass' crew sat on that whole isle. I heard Tre whispering saying my name. So I took one of the program papers I got and put it against the side of my face, hoping he wouldnt know it was me. Then I heard him whisper to Billie or Mike, "Shit, its Sam!"
"And, for best movie of the year, its Jackass the movie!" Some movie star lady said. We came up and got our trophies and said speeches and shit. I thanked my little brother and sisters and my parents. Yes, I have brothers and sisters now. We have John, he was born in 1987. Nikki, she was born in 1989. And Kellie, she was born in 1995.
So, we also got nominated for best show. Then there was the after party, and I just knew, that Tre would come up and talk to me. Ewww...
See, since I moved to Ireland a week or two after I was born, when I learned to talk, it was Irish, like the Irish accent. Then I moved to Germany, and there, learned to actually speak words.
So we dressed in all green. Remember how I stopped putting colored streaks in my hair? Well, I put green ones in! I wore my green vans, green everything, except the jeans, they werent green. But Dico wore this green shiny suit. Everyone wore green. And Bam, Wee-man, and me, grabbed our green skateboards we carry everywhere.
Bam and I brought our parents, and Bam also brought Don Vito.
*Downtown in Some Random Irish Pub*
"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" the guys screamed as I was competing with some random ass guy at drinking. I won. Then we all took shots, and Don Vito screamed at some random thing, no one knew what he said. So we all partied until it was night, and finally left. Talk about major hangovers in the morning.
*A Year Later*
We were all getting ready for the VMA's or Grammies or some shit. We were nominated for best movie which is 'Jackass the Movie', and for best show, which is 'Jackass'. I have a fiance', he is super cute. He is a professional hockey player for my home town team the 'Penguins'. He's real good. His name is Sidney Crosby. NOT the one thats a kid, and just started, he isnt even on the team yet. They just happen to have the same name.
*VMA's or Grammies, or some shit*
I met Christina there, she is my bestest friend. We sat in the crowd, and I saw Green Day, and Tre was sitting a seat behind me. Sidney sat on one side of me and Christina on the other side, then the rest of the 'Jackass' crew sat on that whole isle. I heard Tre whispering saying my name. So I took one of the program papers I got and put it against the side of my face, hoping he wouldnt know it was me. Then I heard him whisper to Billie or Mike, "Shit, its Sam!"
"And, for best movie of the year, its Jackass the movie!" Some movie star lady said. We came up and got our trophies and said speeches and shit. I thanked my little brother and sisters and my parents. Yes, I have brothers and sisters now. We have John, he was born in 1987. Nikki, she was born in 1989. And Kellie, she was born in 1995.
So, we also got nominated for best show. Then there was the after party, and I just knew, that Tre would come up and talk to me. Ewww...
