Deadbeat Holiday., chapter 6
In the mourning, I woke up with Bam next to me on the bed.
"I thought you were on the floor," I said wearily.
"I got lonely," he said.
"Awe," I said as I kissed him.
"Ooh!" he said as he got up.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"To get some things," he replied.
He returned with a condom and my bondage shit that I bought the other day.
"I'm not gonna fuck you yet," I said.
"Awe!" he pouted.
"I've only known you a few days. Let's not get into this again," I added.
"Okay, let's get breakfast," he suggested.
Bam looked a little sad all morning, but fuck him, I'm not losing my V plates yet! I see Rebel sitting at the table half, asleep.
"Derek dude not let you sleep?" I asked,
"Fuck no...arg sometimes...hold that thought," she said and ran to the bathroom.
"Shit dude, are you okay? Was it something you ate? Or the shit plane food, or what?" I asked as I followed her.
"No...I don't know what it is, but I'm fine now," she said getting up. "You know Morreh, I feel a bit uncomfortable that we are like the only girls in this house of how many guys?!" she said, laughing "Wait...hold that thought again," she said and ran back to the bathroom.
"Fucking hell!" I said as I followed her. "Yeah I feel a bit the same about the guys, but Tré wants to stay here with me to make up for lost time or something," I said.
"Are you sure you're okay?" I asked. She nodded in reply.
"I'm fine...don't worry," she said, clutching her stomach. Derek dude walked in and went to kiss her. "No...vomit gross, go now," she said between breathing breaks. "Fuck Rebel, it's only 10 A.M. and you're already chucking your guts out!" I said.
I took her aside again.
"How many times have you and Derek Dude fucked?" I asked
"Well...I haven't had my period in a few months, but that's how mine work," she said, sitting down. "Mine are irregular, anyway, don't worry."
"You're either pregnant, or your body's weird!" I proclaimed.
Derek Dude looked at me and shrugged
"I think I might be pregnant...I dunno it's hard to tell Derek's a good dad, though," she said, smiling. I roll my eyes: fucking teenage, horny love.
"But if you were pregnant, you'd definitely keep it, right? It's not right to have abortions," I said quietly.
"Of course I will...I couldn't kill a baby," she said, looking at her tummy. "Well...maybe I should buy a test just in case."
"Good idea. My older brother works at the local chemist; we can get a cheap assed one, or a free one. He'll have a fun time explaining why he paid for a home pregnancy test," I said.
"Good idea..." she said shaking a bit.
"Don't worry! It's happened to some other friends of mine, they had all the symptoms, and it was just a false alarm! Let's do something to take your mind off it!" I said cheerily while giving her a hug.
She smiled and rested. "I don't know if I'm happy that I might be pregnant or sad," she said.
"It's better to be happy than sad. But don't get your hopes up...I dunno. Ask Billie, he's had experiences like this," I said.
"Good idea...but first the test," she said, grinning a little.
"Otay. TO THE MORREH MOBILE!" I yelled.
I grabbed her arm and took her outside where we walked to the chemist. It was just down the road, anyways.
We walked into the chemist and found my brother.
"I need a home pregnancy test," I said in a low voice.
"Why?! Who fucked you Laura?!" he demanded.
"It's not for me, asswipe. Now shut up and get me a good quality one!" I snapped.
As he walked off, I gave Rebel a hug.
"Don't worry, it's gonna be fine. Baby, or no baby. You're still gonna have me!" I said.
"Awe, thanks," she said as she hugged me back.
Kevin returned with the test and looked at Rebel strangely.
"Aren't you the girl I used to call emo?" he asked.
"Shut the fuck up, Kevin, this is not the time!" I snapped and walked out next to Rebel.
Rebel was pacing around the bathroom looking worriedly; this was really screwing with her mind.
The packet said if the line turned out to be green, there was a baby, if it was pink, there was no baby, and it was a false alarm. We had to wait for about 15-20 minutes, and it just hit the 15 minute mark.
"Rebel, calm down!" I said.
"I'm sorry, I can't, this is gonna change my life, or leave me disappointed," she said.
"Were you and Derek Dude trying for a baby or something?" I asked.
"No, but he wanted to have sex an awful lot," she said.
"Well, that's men for you," I said, placing my hand on her arm.
"Is it time?" she asked.
I nodded and handed her the test.
"It's green..." A thin green line went across the test and Rebel screamed. "Calm down. Calm down," I said, patting her on the back. "You're now a mommy," I said, grinning.
"What, what's with the screaming?!?" Bam said as he burst into the bathroom.
Rebel was half crying, half sitting on the tiles on the floor in a little, scrunched-up ball.
"She's pregnant," I whispered.
"Holy...shit...is it Derek's?" he asked.
"No shit...I mean it has to be, is it?" I asked
She sat up sniffling. "Yes, of course it is, don't be silly, I'm not a whore," she said and ran out of the room and into the streets.
"Oh shit. Be quiet, we have to look for her ourselves, and don't let anyone know, please," I begged.
Bam nodded and kissed me.
"Let's get our boards, we'll go faster," he suggested.
"You'll go faster, I'll stack it," I said.
"No you wont, come on," he said.
So we grabbed our boards and skated to the main road and into the park down the road.
Meanwhile...Rebel sat in a tree, thinking. 'Shit...I'm not ready to be a mom, it's freaking me out...that fight me and Derek had...he walked out, and there Sonny was...comforting me, but...it went too far...but...but...we used protection, so it wouldn't be his...I hope...'
"Rebel! Rebel!" Bam was yelling.
"Take my board, I go better on foot. Look everywhere you can!" I said, I gave him a kiss on the cheek and ran off to look for Rebel.
I came to the end of the park where there was this huge assed pine tree.
I climbed up it and began to feel bad.
"Shit...she wouldn't have done a runner if I kept my fucking mouth closed!" I snapped, hitting my self on the head.
At the very top, Rebel was sniffling and playing with a locket around her neck.
"Rebel, Rebel, is that you?" I asked as I stood up on a branch and tried to maintain my footing.
I slowly climbed up to the top to see her still crying.
"Come here," I said softly, and gave her a hug.
"I'm sorry, I should have shut up," I said.
"No, it's not that...I'm scared that the baby isn't Derek's, because a few months ago...me and him had a fight, and he walked out, and his friend Sonny came to my rescue, and things got a little out of hand," she said shamefully.
"Oh...well...did you use a rubber?" I asked a bit dumbfoundedly.
"WAIT! Don't answer that! But...are you sure?" I asked.
"Well...we did use protection, so I'm highly doubting it's his," she said and sang a few lyrics. "Fate Fell Short This Time, Your Smile Fades in the summer...."
I smiled meekly, and sang along. Feelin' This was her favourite Blink 182 song.
"Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna."
She smiled and rested back. "I don't quite wanna be found just yet," she said, winking.
"Okay, so that means no throwing of shit at Bam if he comes?" I asked.
"No, that means throw shit at Bam so he can get hit in the balls again," she said,
laughing.
"But I do wanna screw him when his balls actually work," I said. "Don't hurt them too much," I added, laughing.
"I wont don't worry...I've kicked Matt's plenty of times, and they're still in one piece," she said, laughing.
I laughed along. "How do you know that?" I joked. She smirked.
She saw Bam coming along with two skateboards in his hands. "I say we nick the boards and scare him," she said evilly.
"Ooh, yeah, it'll scare the shit outta him!" I said.
"Alright, on 3 we climb or jump down to the bottom and run off with the boards."
"Okay...1....2.....3!"
We jumped down grabbed the board and began skating circles around Bam.
"Haha!" I said.
We were laughing at him because he kept on turning around in circles and almost falling over. He jump tackled me onto the grass and began to place kisses on my neck.
"Oh God...eh, nothing I haven't seen before," said Rebel walking off. "Here's a rubber," she said tossing one and poking her tongue out and skating off.
"Yay! Sex in the park!" Bam cheered.
"No..." I weakly protested. It wasn't much use because he kept on going.
"Well, at least go somewhere private, please?" I begged. Bam nodded, picked me up, and skated faster than anything I've ever seen. We passed Rebel on the way up, and I stuck my thumbs up at her; she just rolled her eyes and kept going.
Next thing I knew, me and Bam were in my room making out, and it was getting even more hotter by the second.
"I still have that rubber Rebel gave us," he said, almost breathlessly.
"Uh huh," I replied.
"You wanna use it?" he asked.
"Um...alright," I said.
He kissed me some more, then pulled off my shirt and stared at me.
"Fuck..." he groaned.
"Happy to see me?" I said motioning to his...thing.
"Fuck yes," he said.
Next he took off my pants slowly, then pushed me onto my back and undressed himself.
"Are you sure?" he asked.
I nodded.
I woke up, naked, next to Bam Margera.
Oh shit...what have I done...I didn't believe in sex after marriage, but...I haven't even known him for a whole week, and now I lost my virginity to him...fucking hell!
Rebel knocked on the door. "Morreh...can I come in?"
"Um, in a minute," I said hesitantly.
"Bam, under the covers!" I hissed.
"Wha?" he asked.
"Please Bam," I begged.
He obeyed, just as Rebel walked in.
"Morreh are you okay?" she said, glaring at Bam. "Brandon Margera you better not have hurt her!"
"Yeah, I'm fine," I said.
Bam emerged from under the covers and hugged me tightly.
Rebel stood there and shook her head. "Bam, your cock's hanging out," she laughed. "And it's small."
"No, it's not!" he defended.
I laughed. "Why are you looking there anyway? Is it cos it's too big and takes up the view?" I joked.
Bam looked proud for a second.
"Haha, no, I was just saying keep it in your pants, or I'll cut it off!" she said, looking at him.
"I thought you were on the floor," I said wearily.
"I got lonely," he said.
"Awe," I said as I kissed him.
"Ooh!" he said as he got up.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"To get some things," he replied.
He returned with a condom and my bondage shit that I bought the other day.
"I'm not gonna fuck you yet," I said.
"Awe!" he pouted.
"I've only known you a few days. Let's not get into this again," I added.
"Okay, let's get breakfast," he suggested.
Bam looked a little sad all morning, but fuck him, I'm not losing my V plates yet! I see Rebel sitting at the table half, asleep.
"Derek dude not let you sleep?" I asked,
"Fuck no...arg sometimes...hold that thought," she said and ran to the bathroom.
"Shit dude, are you okay? Was it something you ate? Or the shit plane food, or what?" I asked as I followed her.
"No...I don't know what it is, but I'm fine now," she said getting up. "You know Morreh, I feel a bit uncomfortable that we are like the only girls in this house of how many guys?!" she said, laughing "Wait...hold that thought again," she said and ran back to the bathroom.
"Fucking hell!" I said as I followed her. "Yeah I feel a bit the same about the guys, but Tré wants to stay here with me to make up for lost time or something," I said.
"Are you sure you're okay?" I asked. She nodded in reply.
"I'm fine...don't worry," she said, clutching her stomach. Derek dude walked in and went to kiss her. "No...vomit gross, go now," she said between breathing breaks. "Fuck Rebel, it's only 10 A.M. and you're already chucking your guts out!" I said.
I took her aside again.
"How many times have you and Derek Dude fucked?" I asked
"Well...I haven't had my period in a few months, but that's how mine work," she said, sitting down. "Mine are irregular, anyway, don't worry."
"You're either pregnant, or your body's weird!" I proclaimed.
Derek Dude looked at me and shrugged
"I think I might be pregnant...I dunno it's hard to tell Derek's a good dad, though," she said, smiling. I roll my eyes: fucking teenage, horny love.
"But if you were pregnant, you'd definitely keep it, right? It's not right to have abortions," I said quietly.
"Of course I will...I couldn't kill a baby," she said, looking at her tummy. "Well...maybe I should buy a test just in case."
"Good idea. My older brother works at the local chemist; we can get a cheap assed one, or a free one. He'll have a fun time explaining why he paid for a home pregnancy test," I said.
"Good idea..." she said shaking a bit.
"Don't worry! It's happened to some other friends of mine, they had all the symptoms, and it was just a false alarm! Let's do something to take your mind off it!" I said cheerily while giving her a hug.
She smiled and rested. "I don't know if I'm happy that I might be pregnant or sad," she said.
"It's better to be happy than sad. But don't get your hopes up...I dunno. Ask Billie, he's had experiences like this," I said.
"Good idea...but first the test," she said, grinning a little.
"Otay. TO THE MORREH MOBILE!" I yelled.
I grabbed her arm and took her outside where we walked to the chemist. It was just down the road, anyways.
We walked into the chemist and found my brother.
"I need a home pregnancy test," I said in a low voice.
"Why?! Who fucked you Laura?!" he demanded.
"It's not for me, asswipe. Now shut up and get me a good quality one!" I snapped.
As he walked off, I gave Rebel a hug.
"Don't worry, it's gonna be fine. Baby, or no baby. You're still gonna have me!" I said.
"Awe, thanks," she said as she hugged me back.
Kevin returned with the test and looked at Rebel strangely.
"Aren't you the girl I used to call emo?" he asked.
"Shut the fuck up, Kevin, this is not the time!" I snapped and walked out next to Rebel.
Rebel was pacing around the bathroom looking worriedly; this was really screwing with her mind.
The packet said if the line turned out to be green, there was a baby, if it was pink, there was no baby, and it was a false alarm. We had to wait for about 15-20 minutes, and it just hit the 15 minute mark.
"Rebel, calm down!" I said.
"I'm sorry, I can't, this is gonna change my life, or leave me disappointed," she said.
"Were you and Derek Dude trying for a baby or something?" I asked.
"No, but he wanted to have sex an awful lot," she said.
"Well, that's men for you," I said, placing my hand on her arm.
"Is it time?" she asked.
I nodded and handed her the test.
"It's green..." A thin green line went across the test and Rebel screamed. "Calm down. Calm down," I said, patting her on the back. "You're now a mommy," I said, grinning.
"What, what's with the screaming?!?" Bam said as he burst into the bathroom.
Rebel was half crying, half sitting on the tiles on the floor in a little, scrunched-up ball.
"She's pregnant," I whispered.
"Holy...shit...is it Derek's?" he asked.
"No shit...I mean it has to be, is it?" I asked
She sat up sniffling. "Yes, of course it is, don't be silly, I'm not a whore," she said and ran out of the room and into the streets.
"Oh shit. Be quiet, we have to look for her ourselves, and don't let anyone know, please," I begged.
Bam nodded and kissed me.
"Let's get our boards, we'll go faster," he suggested.
"You'll go faster, I'll stack it," I said.
"No you wont, come on," he said.
So we grabbed our boards and skated to the main road and into the park down the road.
Meanwhile...Rebel sat in a tree, thinking. 'Shit...I'm not ready to be a mom, it's freaking me out...that fight me and Derek had...he walked out, and there Sonny was...comforting me, but...it went too far...but...but...we used protection, so it wouldn't be his...I hope...'
"Rebel! Rebel!" Bam was yelling.
"Take my board, I go better on foot. Look everywhere you can!" I said, I gave him a kiss on the cheek and ran off to look for Rebel.
I came to the end of the park where there was this huge assed pine tree.
I climbed up it and began to feel bad.
"Shit...she wouldn't have done a runner if I kept my fucking mouth closed!" I snapped, hitting my self on the head.
At the very top, Rebel was sniffling and playing with a locket around her neck.
"Rebel, Rebel, is that you?" I asked as I stood up on a branch and tried to maintain my footing.
I slowly climbed up to the top to see her still crying.
"Come here," I said softly, and gave her a hug.
"I'm sorry, I should have shut up," I said.
"No, it's not that...I'm scared that the baby isn't Derek's, because a few months ago...me and him had a fight, and he walked out, and his friend Sonny came to my rescue, and things got a little out of hand," she said shamefully.
"Oh...well...did you use a rubber?" I asked a bit dumbfoundedly.
"WAIT! Don't answer that! But...are you sure?" I asked.
"Well...we did use protection, so I'm highly doubting it's his," she said and sang a few lyrics. "Fate Fell Short This Time, Your Smile Fades in the summer...."
I smiled meekly, and sang along. Feelin' This was her favourite Blink 182 song.
"Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna."
She smiled and rested back. "I don't quite wanna be found just yet," she said, winking.
"Okay, so that means no throwing of shit at Bam if he comes?" I asked.
"No, that means throw shit at Bam so he can get hit in the balls again," she said,
laughing.
"But I do wanna screw him when his balls actually work," I said. "Don't hurt them too much," I added, laughing.
"I wont don't worry...I've kicked Matt's plenty of times, and they're still in one piece," she said, laughing.
I laughed along. "How do you know that?" I joked. She smirked.
She saw Bam coming along with two skateboards in his hands. "I say we nick the boards and scare him," she said evilly.
"Ooh, yeah, it'll scare the shit outta him!" I said.
"Alright, on 3 we climb or jump down to the bottom and run off with the boards."
"Okay...1....2.....3!"
We jumped down grabbed the board and began skating circles around Bam.
"Haha!" I said.
We were laughing at him because he kept on turning around in circles and almost falling over. He jump tackled me onto the grass and began to place kisses on my neck.
"Oh God...eh, nothing I haven't seen before," said Rebel walking off. "Here's a rubber," she said tossing one and poking her tongue out and skating off.
"Yay! Sex in the park!" Bam cheered.
"No..." I weakly protested. It wasn't much use because he kept on going.
"Well, at least go somewhere private, please?" I begged. Bam nodded, picked me up, and skated faster than anything I've ever seen. We passed Rebel on the way up, and I stuck my thumbs up at her; she just rolled her eyes and kept going.
Next thing I knew, me and Bam were in my room making out, and it was getting even more hotter by the second.
"I still have that rubber Rebel gave us," he said, almost breathlessly.
"Uh huh," I replied.
"You wanna use it?" he asked.
"Um...alright," I said.
He kissed me some more, then pulled off my shirt and stared at me.
"Fuck..." he groaned.
"Happy to see me?" I said motioning to his...thing.
"Fuck yes," he said.
Next he took off my pants slowly, then pushed me onto my back and undressed himself.
"Are you sure?" he asked.
I nodded.
I woke up, naked, next to Bam Margera.
Oh shit...what have I done...I didn't believe in sex after marriage, but...I haven't even known him for a whole week, and now I lost my virginity to him...fucking hell!
Rebel knocked on the door. "Morreh...can I come in?"
"Um, in a minute," I said hesitantly.
"Bam, under the covers!" I hissed.
"Wha?" he asked.
"Please Bam," I begged.
He obeyed, just as Rebel walked in.
"Morreh are you okay?" she said, glaring at Bam. "Brandon Margera you better not have hurt her!"
"Yeah, I'm fine," I said.
Bam emerged from under the covers and hugged me tightly.
Rebel stood there and shook her head. "Bam, your cock's hanging out," she laughed. "And it's small."
"No, it's not!" he defended.
I laughed. "Why are you looking there anyway? Is it cos it's too big and takes up the view?" I joked.
Bam looked proud for a second.
"Haha, no, I was just saying keep it in your pants, or I'll cut it off!" she said, looking at him.
