Big Bill And Other Bullshit, chapter 1
This is a farm. A potato farm. Here lives two cows, one dog, millions of potatoesThey're all moving out after a while, making space for new ones top grow up, a 16 year old girl with her mum, dad and two bigger brothers and one younger brother. And Big Bill. Big Bill is the boss of all animals who lives on this little farm. Big Bill is... a bull.
Enough about that. We're meeting Ginger (Gin). She's the 16 year old girl living on the farm with her mum, dad and three brothers. Anyways, Ginger also got a lot of friends, but four best friends though. It's Lisea (Liz), and three guys we already know. Liz lives on a chicken farm; ALERT: EVIL CHICKENS!, and her farm lays about 109 yards away from Gin's. Yeah.
Gin wakes up of her oldest brother, Frank, shouting that the bathroom was free. She got up and went to the bathroom in her pyjama. She showered and got dressed up. It was Saturday and she was going to have her best friends over the whole day. Not to have fun, they were going to do some things for her mum, in change for money and something special for the evening. Then they were going to sleep in tents in the garden. It's in the middle on the summer holiday, and have fun tomorrow!
They arrived right after breakfast, Mike carrying his bag and a cup of coffee, Billie with his bag and Blue, Tre with his bag and a pair of his drumsticks and Liz with her bag and another bag. Gin's mum had given her a list of the things they were going to do the whole day, and it looked like this:
-Take up a bucket (each) with potatoes and wash them, then hand them over to Tim and Frank to do the rest.
-Take Big Bill out and lock the gate.
-Clean Big Bill's stall.
-Wash the car (not the SUV). Inside and outside.
-Cut the lawn, set up your tents.
-Milk the cows.
-Take Big Bill inside again.
-Wash the dog.
After everyone was done watching the list they got tired.
"And we're going to do everything TODAY, so we get tomorrow off. And everything is going to be done in the order it is set up in," Gin said to her friends.
"So, what are we waiting for? I want to meet Bill!" Tre shouted and started walking to the potato field.
They all picked up a bucket, after Gin had showed them how to take the potatoes up in no time.
"AAAH!! This one got a head!" Liz shouted after about ten minutes.
"Haha! She's right!" Mike shouted to Tre.
"It's many potatoes like that, keep on... " Gin sighted and kept on working.
After giving the potatoes to Tim and Frank, the next thing on the list was the thing Tre had been so excited for. Only Liz of Gin's friends had met him before.
"Whoah!" Billie said when he saw Big Bill.
"Coooooool" Tre said and stared at the bull. Mike didn't say anything, only backed a little bit, so did Billie. "Can I touch him?" Tre asked excited.
"I don't think you should. We have to be careful, it's pretty dangerous to not be careful around him. He killed our old dog... "
"Did he? Cool... I mean, sorry... " Mike said, also getting interested.
Gin giggled a little, before she started telling them what to do.
"We must use an electric fence to get him out. He is NOT a dog, so we can't just drag him out, he must go through the 'road' we're gonna make. He has done it every day in four years, so it should go just fine. Everyone understand?"
"Yeah, I guess... " Billie said, slightly confused.
They made the fence, and Big Bill walked peacefully outside to his place outside. When they had walked away Liz got a thought.
"You DID lock the gate, Billie?"
"Weren't Mike supposed to do it?"
"I didn't do anything... " Mike said, putting his hands in the air of some reason.
"WHO locked the gate?" Gin asked.
"Not me... " Liz said.
"Didn't do it," Billie said.
"As I told you... " Mike said, putting his hands down again.
"Tre?" Liz asked.
"Hm?" He woke up from a sort of trance he were in.
"Oh no... " Gin said worried.
"What you mean? We're in trouble?" Billie looked at her, waiting for an answer.
"Maybe... let's go back."
Enough about that. We're meeting Ginger (Gin). She's the 16 year old girl living on the farm with her mum, dad and three brothers. Anyways, Ginger also got a lot of friends, but four best friends though. It's Lisea (Liz), and three guys we already know. Liz lives on a chicken farm; ALERT: EVIL CHICKENS!, and her farm lays about 109 yards away from Gin's. Yeah.
Gin wakes up of her oldest brother, Frank, shouting that the bathroom was free. She got up and went to the bathroom in her pyjama. She showered and got dressed up. It was Saturday and she was going to have her best friends over the whole day. Not to have fun, they were going to do some things for her mum, in change for money and something special for the evening. Then they were going to sleep in tents in the garden. It's in the middle on the summer holiday, and have fun tomorrow!
They arrived right after breakfast, Mike carrying his bag and a cup of coffee, Billie with his bag and Blue, Tre with his bag and a pair of his drumsticks and Liz with her bag and another bag. Gin's mum had given her a list of the things they were going to do the whole day, and it looked like this:
-Take up a bucket (each) with potatoes and wash them, then hand them over to Tim and Frank to do the rest.
-Take Big Bill out and lock the gate.
-Clean Big Bill's stall.
-Wash the car (not the SUV). Inside and outside.
-Cut the lawn, set up your tents.
-Milk the cows.
-Take Big Bill inside again.
-Wash the dog.
After everyone was done watching the list they got tired.
"And we're going to do everything TODAY, so we get tomorrow off. And everything is going to be done in the order it is set up in," Gin said to her friends.
"So, what are we waiting for? I want to meet Bill!" Tre shouted and started walking to the potato field.
They all picked up a bucket, after Gin had showed them how to take the potatoes up in no time.
"AAAH!! This one got a head!" Liz shouted after about ten minutes.
"Haha! She's right!" Mike shouted to Tre.
"It's many potatoes like that, keep on... " Gin sighted and kept on working.
After giving the potatoes to Tim and Frank, the next thing on the list was the thing Tre had been so excited for. Only Liz of Gin's friends had met him before.
"Whoah!" Billie said when he saw Big Bill.
"Coooooool" Tre said and stared at the bull. Mike didn't say anything, only backed a little bit, so did Billie. "Can I touch him?" Tre asked excited.
"I don't think you should. We have to be careful, it's pretty dangerous to not be careful around him. He killed our old dog... "
"Did he? Cool... I mean, sorry... " Mike said, also getting interested.
Gin giggled a little, before she started telling them what to do.
"We must use an electric fence to get him out. He is NOT a dog, so we can't just drag him out, he must go through the 'road' we're gonna make. He has done it every day in four years, so it should go just fine. Everyone understand?"
"Yeah, I guess... " Billie said, slightly confused.
They made the fence, and Big Bill walked peacefully outside to his place outside. When they had walked away Liz got a thought.
"You DID lock the gate, Billie?"
"Weren't Mike supposed to do it?"
"I didn't do anything... " Mike said, putting his hands in the air of some reason.
"WHO locked the gate?" Gin asked.
"Not me... " Liz said.
"Didn't do it," Billie said.
"As I told you... " Mike said, putting his hands down again.
"Tre?" Liz asked.
"Hm?" He woke up from a sort of trance he were in.
"Oh no... " Gin said worried.
"What you mean? We're in trouble?" Billie looked at her, waiting for an answer.
"Maybe... let's go back."
