A Trip Into My Mind., chapter 1
Hello, my name is Carly Mathews. I'm 15 years old, with brown hair and green eyes.
You're probably wondering why this importent or if this is another love story, it's not. I'm here to let you take a peak inside my dreams.
So, right now I'm getting on my black silk pjs, and climbing into bed. Turning off my light I turn over onto my side and slip into dreams that you are now about to view.
Tre Cool started walking down the street. He was carrying a block of cheese in his hands and asking 80 year olds if they wanted a blow job.
"No, I can't have those," said an old lady.
Tre frowned. "Aww, why??" he asked.
"Because I'm on a low fat diet!" said the lady. She suddenly turned into a cookie and hopped away.
Tre shrugged and walked to Mike's house. I saw him while standing in Jason Freese's garden and set down a bundle of Cabbage Patch kids and ran over to him.
"Hey," I greeted him.
He smiled. "Hey, wanna help me lick Mike's bass?" he asked. I nodded and we walked to Mike's house. Mike was standing outside, wearing a pink fairy princess outfit and gold crown, whipping Billie.
"DAMNIT!" he screamed. "WORK HARDER! THE JELLYROLLS ARE WATCHING!" Mike shouted, whipping Billie's ass harder.
Billie, who looked like a pack mule went; "HEE HAW!" and started galloping.
Jason White walked over and looked at Mike, then started laughing. "YOU LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID!" all of a sudden Tre and I were sitting on board of an alien space craft and Billie looked like spock from Star Trek and did the Volcans greeting thingy. I looked out the window and saw the moon.
Jason was sitting in the seat wearing a hat like Jack Sparrow's and eating a bean burrito, not caring why the Hell we were in space.
"Jase, where's Jay?" I asked him. He pulled out a club and started walking around like a troll.
"GRR! Me beat things!" he said like a cave man. Mike looked over from his corner and screamed like a girl.
Tre was standing in the corner wearing only a pink thong. He looked sheepish and said; "Buns and thighs yah, buns and thighs," with his arms crossed, hunching over and standing to the side.
I raised an eyebrow and Billie suddenly sprouted wings and he grabbed me by the arm and we flew to Tom Cruise's house.
Once inside, Tom Cruise was running around naked screaming that he got Katie pregnant. But secretly...she was artificially done since Tom doesn't have a real penis. Anyways.
We left since Billie got creeped out and flew to Joey's room. Joey was running around his room, playing air guitar to the Barbie Girl song.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD, LACK IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC, YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, AND DRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMAGINATION LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!" Joey sang along in a high pitched voice.
Billie threw on his pink tutu and ran inside and started singing and dancing with Joey. "LIKE TOTALLY OH MAH GAWD! WE SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY GO SHOPPING!" Billie yelled.
Joey and Billie went to the store, wearing tutus and Jakob dressed as GI Joe.
Billie screamed like a girl when he saw Jake. "YOU TOOK MY JOE!" he screamed. Jakob looked at him, scared.
I flew in on Tre's back. "HAVE NO FEAR! I CAN SEE CLEAR!" Tre yelled, tackling an old lady.
"Sonny, you shouldn't have done that, I need to change my depends!" the old lady said to him.
"REALLY?!" Tre yelled excitedly. He ripped them off and pulled out mountains of chocolate.
The old lady ran away, butt naked. The old lady, Bettsy, and Tom Cruise started a nudist colony and got all of Green Day to join.
"WEEEEEE!!!" they all yelled, running by.
I woke up in bed, dripping in sweat. It was about 6, my usual time to get up.
"What a weird dream! Oh well, I'll see you tonight." I got out of bed and went into the bathroom.
You're probably wondering why this importent or if this is another love story, it's not. I'm here to let you take a peak inside my dreams.
So, right now I'm getting on my black silk pjs, and climbing into bed. Turning off my light I turn over onto my side and slip into dreams that you are now about to view.
Tre Cool started walking down the street. He was carrying a block of cheese in his hands and asking 80 year olds if they wanted a blow job.
"No, I can't have those," said an old lady.
Tre frowned. "Aww, why??" he asked.
"Because I'm on a low fat diet!" said the lady. She suddenly turned into a cookie and hopped away.
Tre shrugged and walked to Mike's house. I saw him while standing in Jason Freese's garden and set down a bundle of Cabbage Patch kids and ran over to him.
"Hey," I greeted him.
He smiled. "Hey, wanna help me lick Mike's bass?" he asked. I nodded and we walked to Mike's house. Mike was standing outside, wearing a pink fairy princess outfit and gold crown, whipping Billie.
"DAMNIT!" he screamed. "WORK HARDER! THE JELLYROLLS ARE WATCHING!" Mike shouted, whipping Billie's ass harder.
Billie, who looked like a pack mule went; "HEE HAW!" and started galloping.
Jason White walked over and looked at Mike, then started laughing. "YOU LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID!" all of a sudden Tre and I were sitting on board of an alien space craft and Billie looked like spock from Star Trek and did the Volcans greeting thingy. I looked out the window and saw the moon.
Jason was sitting in the seat wearing a hat like Jack Sparrow's and eating a bean burrito, not caring why the Hell we were in space.
"Jase, where's Jay?" I asked him. He pulled out a club and started walking around like a troll.
"GRR! Me beat things!" he said like a cave man. Mike looked over from his corner and screamed like a girl.
Tre was standing in the corner wearing only a pink thong. He looked sheepish and said; "Buns and thighs yah, buns and thighs," with his arms crossed, hunching over and standing to the side.
I raised an eyebrow and Billie suddenly sprouted wings and he grabbed me by the arm and we flew to Tom Cruise's house.
Once inside, Tom Cruise was running around naked screaming that he got Katie pregnant. But secretly...she was artificially done since Tom doesn't have a real penis. Anyways.
We left since Billie got creeped out and flew to Joey's room. Joey was running around his room, playing air guitar to the Barbie Girl song.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD, LACK IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC, YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, AND DRESS ME EVERYWHERE, IMAGINATION LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!" Joey sang along in a high pitched voice.
Billie threw on his pink tutu and ran inside and started singing and dancing with Joey. "LIKE TOTALLY OH MAH GAWD! WE SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY GO SHOPPING!" Billie yelled.
Joey and Billie went to the store, wearing tutus and Jakob dressed as GI Joe.
Billie screamed like a girl when he saw Jake. "YOU TOOK MY JOE!" he screamed. Jakob looked at him, scared.
I flew in on Tre's back. "HAVE NO FEAR! I CAN SEE CLEAR!" Tre yelled, tackling an old lady.
"Sonny, you shouldn't have done that, I need to change my depends!" the old lady said to him.
"REALLY?!" Tre yelled excitedly. He ripped them off and pulled out mountains of chocolate.
The old lady ran away, butt naked. The old lady, Bettsy, and Tom Cruise started a nudist colony and got all of Green Day to join.
"WEEEEEE!!!" they all yelled, running by.
I woke up in bed, dripping in sweat. It was about 6, my usual time to get up.
"What a weird dream! Oh well, I'll see you tonight." I got out of bed and went into the bathroom.
