Sending postcards from a plane crash., chapter 1
"GET OUT!"
"WHA-"
"I SAID GET OUT!"
"Jeez, what's her problem?"
*Recap*
Billie Joe, Tre and Mike went out for a drink at a local bar. Billie got overly drunk and ended up at Claudia's house, except, she didn't know he was there. That's why Billie and Adie are arguing. Read and you'll understand.
*End of recap*
*Flashback to night out*
"Uuuagh," Billie slurred.
"If I am correct, that is your 5th Vodka. That makes a total of, 12 drinks. So far you've had, 2 beers, 5 Vodka's, 3 Sambuka's and 2 WKD's," said Mike taking a sip of his drink.
"Wuhata. Cunn haaave a Bvloka," said Billie falling off his chair.
"Ow. Shuhit!" He lay on the floor.
"Hey I think thats the only word he's said tonight that actually made sense," laughed Tre.
"I'm surprised your not pissed yet Tre!" said Mike Punching Tre in the arm.
"Get Bill up." Mike lifted Billie on to a chair.
"I looooove yow Tre." Billie leaned in and tried to kiss Tre.
"Eww! Get off you retard!" Tre jumped up.
"Yes Tre. Alcohol lets the inner retard out of all of us doesn't it. I think we all know that by now." Mike smirked.
Billie got up and stumbled outside
Tre and Mike followed him.
Billie was running round the garden like a looney. Tre and Mike were in hysterics.
Billie got dizzy and stopped suddenly. He started to fall backwards. Mike ran over to try and catch him but he had already fallen, into a bush.
"Gidda meh ooouuuuta" Billie mumbled.
Tre helped Billie up.
Then they heard a car horn beeping. It was the taxi.
"In ya' get man." Tre carried Billie to the taxi.
On the way home, Billie passed out four times and was sick twice. Once all over Tre and the next out of the window. Billie stumbled out of the car. He got up and ran away, he fallen over someones fence and lay still. Tre tried to run after Billie but couldn't catch up.
Billie pulled himself up and wandered towards an open window in the house. He climbed onto a cupboard and fell on the floor making a little noise.
He stumbled upstairs and into the bathroom. He slipped and fallen into the bathtub.
"Ow," said Billie. He drifted off into a deep sleep and he was in for a pretty bad hangover in the moning.
"WHA-"
"I SAID GET OUT!"
"Jeez, what's her problem?"
*Recap*
Billie Joe, Tre and Mike went out for a drink at a local bar. Billie got overly drunk and ended up at Claudia's house, except, she didn't know he was there. That's why Billie and Adie are arguing. Read and you'll understand.
*End of recap*
*Flashback to night out*
"Uuuagh," Billie slurred.
"If I am correct, that is your 5th Vodka. That makes a total of, 12 drinks. So far you've had, 2 beers, 5 Vodka's, 3 Sambuka's and 2 WKD's," said Mike taking a sip of his drink.
"Wuhata. Cunn haaave a Bvloka," said Billie falling off his chair.
"Ow. Shuhit!" He lay on the floor.
"Hey I think thats the only word he's said tonight that actually made sense," laughed Tre.
"I'm surprised your not pissed yet Tre!" said Mike Punching Tre in the arm.
"Get Bill up." Mike lifted Billie on to a chair.
"I looooove yow Tre." Billie leaned in and tried to kiss Tre.
"Eww! Get off you retard!" Tre jumped up.
"Yes Tre. Alcohol lets the inner retard out of all of us doesn't it. I think we all know that by now." Mike smirked.
Billie got up and stumbled outside
Tre and Mike followed him.
Billie was running round the garden like a looney. Tre and Mike were in hysterics.
Billie got dizzy and stopped suddenly. He started to fall backwards. Mike ran over to try and catch him but he had already fallen, into a bush.
"Gidda meh ooouuuuta" Billie mumbled.
Tre helped Billie up.
Then they heard a car horn beeping. It was the taxi.
"In ya' get man." Tre carried Billie to the taxi.
On the way home, Billie passed out four times and was sick twice. Once all over Tre and the next out of the window. Billie stumbled out of the car. He got up and ran away, he fallen over someones fence and lay still. Tre tried to run after Billie but couldn't catch up.
Billie pulled himself up and wandered towards an open window in the house. He climbed onto a cupboard and fell on the floor making a little noise.
He stumbled upstairs and into the bathroom. He slipped and fallen into the bathtub.
"Ow," said Billie. He drifted off into a deep sleep and he was in for a pretty bad hangover in the moning.
