Slap In The Face, chapter 22
"What do we need to know?" asked Billie Joe
"Ahhh I'm living back at my dad's so would you all like to come for dinner tomorrow night" I said chickening out
"Sure it all be fun" replied Mike
Not as fun as you think I thought to myself
I interviewed the guys and then we headed out on the town
We bar hopped all night and when we arrived back at their suite in some flash hotel in the city, Mike was unconscious and Tre was barely walked singing show tunes from
Okalahoma for some unknown reason
We plonked Mike in his room and Tre while helping me and Billie get Mike into his room tripped and fell on Mike'sBed next to him and fell fast asleep.
I shook him "Frankie Frankie FRANKIE" I screamed in his ear he didn't move a muscle.
BJ laughed "I think he's dead asleep Dia"
"Yeah I guess oh well they'll keep eachother company"
BJ and I were only slightly buzzed because we both new what happened whenever we got drunk together.
"Hey can we talk " he asked tentatively
I sighed "I guess we really should"
First words to come out of his mouth we "I'm so sorry, I was such a loser, jerk, idiot to ever treat you that way ahh again but I really really missed you and realised howmuchyoumeantomeimihavent stoppedthinkingaboutyouwillyougivemeatry" he blurted
"Umm I really didn't understand half of that BJ"
"I need you Dia, I I'm in Love with you"
I stared silently
"I'm sorry too BJ, and I really think you should wait till tomorrow night before you start declaring your undying love and imreallysorrybutiminlovewithchris andimconfusedcausewhereenagagedeverythings so fucked up"
"Oh your en engaged um congratulations, I mean we are friends again right"
"The best of friends" I replied half heartedly
"Wait what did you mean wait until tomorrow" he asked
"Please don't push me just wait okay, umm I'm really tired but your forgiven BJ I overreacted as well" I pulled him into a hug trying to think about anything other then the fact I had my arms around his body I tore myself away kissed him on the forehead and fell onto the warm bed drifting into a deep sleep.
The next morning
"AHHH"
I jumped out of bed startled at the screaming voice of Mike and ran towards his bedroom to find him half naked lodged underneath Tre's body
His scream woke Tre up and he opened his eyes, saw Mike and sprung off Mike to the other side of the rooom
"OH MY GOD EWWW"
Laughing hysterically I walked over to Tre and covered his mouth with my hand
"Shut up you baby, he didn't do whatever you thought you both did, you fell asleep in his room when we dumped him in here last night"
Tre licked my hand to make me tear it away
"YUK you feral ewwww now I've got rabies" I said running to the kitchen to wash my hand
I ran straight into BJ who was still half asleep
"What the hell is going on" he asked sleepily
"Nothing" said Tre and Mike in unison
While washing my hands I said laughing"They thought they spent the night TOO gether"
BJ started laughing
"Ha ha ha very funny, just cause you and Mike like it that way doesn't mean its my scene" said Tre
Mike punched him hard in the arm
"Owww Shit head"
"Awww lovers quarrel" pipped in Billie Joe
"NO" they screamed as they both pounced on him while I stood by almost toppling over with laughter.
At 10 O'clock I left for home told the guys to come over at 6 and headed off.
At home I was greeted by a beaming Chris who I kissed and thanked for looking after Bella.
"Mummy" she squealed running into my arms
I hugged her tightly against me "Did you have fun with Chris baby"
"Yess Chwis and me had lotta fun" she replied
I smiled "That's great stella bella, but why don't you go play with your toys while I talk to Chris" I asked
"Otay" she said scuttling off
Chris approached with two mugs of coffee
My eyes teared over he was so perfect why couldn't I feel the way he did.
"So how'd it go?" he asked excitedly
"Really Great the interview is a killer" of relationships I thought to myself
"That great hunny but I really have to talk to you" he said seriously
"Good cause I have to talk to you too but ahh you first" I replied
"Okay I got a job in Japan and I want you and Belle to relocate with me"
"Excuse me?" I asked
"I know its sudden but I have to move within 2 weeks and we're getting married anyway so I thought it would be a fresh start for us"
"You just expect me to leave my life, my friends, my job everything and move to Japan without a second thought" I said angrily
"Well we are getting married and I should be enough for you once I adopt Belle we will be a family and you'll make new friends" he said
"I cant believe you, my friends are my family you know that!"
"I didn't think you'd be this mad" he said
"That's exactly it Chris you didn't THINK"
"Besides its time for my news Bella's fathers here in Australia coming to dinner actually and I've decided she needs to know him"
"Sorry did I just hear that right" he replied
"Yes you did" I sighed
"I Thought he was just a one night stand"
"I lied and I'm sorry, but he was an old friend and we saw each other again last night, I'm not angry anymore and I think its time I rectified past mistakes" I said quietly
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU"D DO THIS, I LOVE THAT CHILD AS IF SHE WAS MY OWN" he yelled
"Keep your voice down Chris" I said forcefully
"Did you fuck him" he whispered
"NO I'd never cheat on you how can you even think that" I cried
"Well he was married when he put a bastard in your belly" he replied angrily
I slapped him
"I oh Lyd I didn't mean it" he stuttered
"Get the fuck out Chris, I have cooking to do" I said as I pushed him out the door and slammed it.
"Ahhh I'm living back at my dad's so would you all like to come for dinner tomorrow night" I said chickening out
"Sure it all be fun" replied Mike
Not as fun as you think I thought to myself
I interviewed the guys and then we headed out on the town
We bar hopped all night and when we arrived back at their suite in some flash hotel in the city, Mike was unconscious and Tre was barely walked singing show tunes from
Okalahoma for some unknown reason
We plonked Mike in his room and Tre while helping me and Billie get Mike into his room tripped and fell on Mike'sBed next to him and fell fast asleep.
I shook him "Frankie Frankie FRANKIE" I screamed in his ear he didn't move a muscle.
BJ laughed "I think he's dead asleep Dia"
"Yeah I guess oh well they'll keep eachother company"
BJ and I were only slightly buzzed because we both new what happened whenever we got drunk together.
"Hey can we talk " he asked tentatively
I sighed "I guess we really should"
First words to come out of his mouth we "I'm so sorry, I was such a loser, jerk, idiot to ever treat you that way ahh again but I really really missed you and realised howmuchyoumeantomeimihavent stoppedthinkingaboutyouwillyougivemeatry" he blurted
"Umm I really didn't understand half of that BJ"
"I need you Dia, I I'm in Love with you"
I stared silently
"I'm sorry too BJ, and I really think you should wait till tomorrow night before you start declaring your undying love and imreallysorrybutiminlovewithchris andimconfusedcausewhereenagagedeverythings so fucked up"
"Oh your en engaged um congratulations, I mean we are friends again right"
"The best of friends" I replied half heartedly
"Wait what did you mean wait until tomorrow" he asked
"Please don't push me just wait okay, umm I'm really tired but your forgiven BJ I overreacted as well" I pulled him into a hug trying to think about anything other then the fact I had my arms around his body I tore myself away kissed him on the forehead and fell onto the warm bed drifting into a deep sleep.
The next morning
"AHHH"
I jumped out of bed startled at the screaming voice of Mike and ran towards his bedroom to find him half naked lodged underneath Tre's body
His scream woke Tre up and he opened his eyes, saw Mike and sprung off Mike to the other side of the rooom
"OH MY GOD EWWW"
Laughing hysterically I walked over to Tre and covered his mouth with my hand
"Shut up you baby, he didn't do whatever you thought you both did, you fell asleep in his room when we dumped him in here last night"
Tre licked my hand to make me tear it away
"YUK you feral ewwww now I've got rabies" I said running to the kitchen to wash my hand
I ran straight into BJ who was still half asleep
"What the hell is going on" he asked sleepily
"Nothing" said Tre and Mike in unison
While washing my hands I said laughing"They thought they spent the night TOO gether"
BJ started laughing
"Ha ha ha very funny, just cause you and Mike like it that way doesn't mean its my scene" said Tre
Mike punched him hard in the arm
"Owww Shit head"
"Awww lovers quarrel" pipped in Billie Joe
"NO" they screamed as they both pounced on him while I stood by almost toppling over with laughter.
At 10 O'clock I left for home told the guys to come over at 6 and headed off.
At home I was greeted by a beaming Chris who I kissed and thanked for looking after Bella.
"Mummy" she squealed running into my arms
I hugged her tightly against me "Did you have fun with Chris baby"
"Yess Chwis and me had lotta fun" she replied
I smiled "That's great stella bella, but why don't you go play with your toys while I talk to Chris" I asked
"Otay" she said scuttling off
Chris approached with two mugs of coffee
My eyes teared over he was so perfect why couldn't I feel the way he did.
"So how'd it go?" he asked excitedly
"Really Great the interview is a killer" of relationships I thought to myself
"That great hunny but I really have to talk to you" he said seriously
"Good cause I have to talk to you too but ahh you first" I replied
"Okay I got a job in Japan and I want you and Belle to relocate with me"
"Excuse me?" I asked
"I know its sudden but I have to move within 2 weeks and we're getting married anyway so I thought it would be a fresh start for us"
"You just expect me to leave my life, my friends, my job everything and move to Japan without a second thought" I said angrily
"Well we are getting married and I should be enough for you once I adopt Belle we will be a family and you'll make new friends" he said
"I cant believe you, my friends are my family you know that!"
"I didn't think you'd be this mad" he said
"That's exactly it Chris you didn't THINK"
"Besides its time for my news Bella's fathers here in Australia coming to dinner actually and I've decided she needs to know him"
"Sorry did I just hear that right" he replied
"Yes you did" I sighed
"I Thought he was just a one night stand"
"I lied and I'm sorry, but he was an old friend and we saw each other again last night, I'm not angry anymore and I think its time I rectified past mistakes" I said quietly
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU"D DO THIS, I LOVE THAT CHILD AS IF SHE WAS MY OWN" he yelled
"Keep your voice down Chris" I said forcefully
"Did you fuck him" he whispered
"NO I'd never cheat on you how can you even think that" I cried
"Well he was married when he put a bastard in your belly" he replied angrily
I slapped him
"I oh Lyd I didn't mean it" he stuttered
"Get the fuck out Chris, I have cooking to do" I said as I pushed him out the door and slammed it.