Billie for prez, chapter 1

A/N: This story is set in 2004.

Billie Joe walked out of the office and slid into the passenger seat of his Black BMW.

"Are you sure about this Billie?" asked Mike from the driver's seat, glancing over as he pulled out of the parking spot.

"Positive," Billie said coolly.

"Positively positive?!" screamed Tre, who was lying down in the backseat.

"Yes Tre. And I can hardly change my mind now, it's a bit late."

Mike chuckled, "True. But, even if it gets stressful sometimes, he'll get what's coming to him!"

"Yeah!" shouted Tre, "Wait, who and what and where and why and how again?"

Billie sighed, "Okay Tre. I'll explain it to ya nice and slow, okay?"

Tre sat up, stock still with perfect posture. "Okay!" he squealed.

"I am running against Bush for his reelection. I'm planning on kicking his inept ass out of office. Get it?"

"Got it!"

"Good."

"Wait!" Mike slammed on the brakes, startled. Behind him, cars honked as they too, slammed on their brakes.

"What Tre!" yelled Billie irritably in a slightly scared voice.

"What's inept mean?"

Billie sighed and shook his head and Mike started the car again.

"But... but I really wanna know," Tre pouted.

Again, Billie sighed. This was gonna be a long campaign, especially with Tre as one of his managers.