When Wakos Meet Green Day, chapter 2
-GREENDAY'S TOUR BUS-
We're in the tour bus and Lindsey is hanging out with Billie on his bed. Trish and Mike are passed out on top of each other from all the coffee. (They drank all 20 bottles of coffee they bought right after we left.) Jordan and Tre are sitting on the top bunk drinking lots and lots of beer, throwing empty cans at Billie and Lindsey while their making out under the blanket. Suddenly Tre jumps off the bunk and jumps on top of Lindsey and Billie screaming,
"What are ya'll doing? Are ya'll doing it if you are then we have to stop at the store to get some condoms for you guys so Linda or whatever doesn't get pregnant."
Billie poked his head out from under the covers, "Shut up Tre leave us alone." Billie looked really flustered so did Lindsey, it looks like they had been drinking. Tre got off of Billie and Lindsey.
"Well I can't let you two have all the fun," said Tre. So he ran to the bunk were Jordan was at and climbs up the ladder thing and jumps on top of Jordan and started making out with her. Mike and Trish woke up to all the moaning and saw that everyone was you know, getting busy and Mike yelled,
" Billie, Tre you need condoms to do these girls, you can't get them pregnant you dirty bastards!"
Tre, Jordan, Billie and Lindsey poked their head out of the covers and looked at Mike.
"Jordan how could you before me," said Trish
"He he I beat you you shouldn't have passed out." snickered Jordan. "Its cause of that damn coffee that you miss out on all the fun." "Here take a beer," Jordan throws a beer at Trish and she catches it.
"Everyone lets get drunk and go buy condoms for everyone!" shouted Tre.
"OK!" shouted everyone. Tre and Jordan threw a beer to everyone and they all drank until they were drunk.
-IN THE GROCERY STORE-
"Woooooooohoooooooooooo!" yelled Mike, Trish, Jordan, and Tre. (Lindsey and Billie stayed in the tour bus probably still making out. Everyone thought they followed but they just got drunk so they could make out again.)
"Hey lets go grab carts and have a race!" Trish yelled.
"Hey that sounds fun!" yelled Tre. They teamed up Tre with Jordan and Trish with Mike. Trish and Jordan rode in the carts and Mike and Tre pushed while Trish and Jordan grabbed things they wanted off the self.
"Hey the condoms are over here Tre!" Trish yelled
"Nooo! Noo Tre don't listen it's a trick; they are trying to make us lose the race. That's the soup isle, the last isle at the finish line is the condoms!" screamed Jordan, but it was too late. Tre had already turned around and raced the cart to that isle and Mike and Trish passed us and won the race.
"Ahhhhh! There out!" screamed Tre as he fell to the ground pulling out his hair.
"No there no out there on a different isle this is the soup isle ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jordan yelled as she fell back into the cart. They went to the register and checked out and went back into the bus.
-TOUR BUS-
We found Billie and Lindsey sleeping in each others arms. Everyone figured that they should go to bed, but Mike had not had all his fun that the grown man he was so he picked up Trish and put her on the bed, got on top of her, pulled over the covers and started making out with her. Tre was feeling left out so he started making out with Jordan right where he was.
-30 MINS-
They soon got really tired and went to bed. Tre and Jordan on the top buck sleeping in each others arms and Mike and Trish on a bed in each others arms.
- IN THE MORNING-
"Holy shit! My head hurts. I think I have a hangover from all that beer last night." said Tre.
"Mine too, said Trish as she got some coffee and left some for Mike when he got up.
"Guess we both have hangovers from last nights fun," Tre whispered trying not to wake up Jordan or the others. Tre and Trish sat down on the floor and Trish told Tre things about Jordan, good things and bad things he should watch out for. Tre told Trish things about Mike, good things and bad things she should watch out for. Trish also told him that she, Lindsey, and Jordan are in a band.
"Its called Black Novel," said Trish.
"Cool what do you play?" he asked.
"I play the bass," Trish said happily.
"That's what Mike plays," Tre said.
"Yeah I know that," said Trish looking at Mike while he's still sleeping.
"What does Jordan play?" Tre asked while looking at Jordan.
"She plays the drums just like you do. She's ok she can't play that well, actually none of us really can play that well," Trish confesses.
"Well I guess we can help ya'll play better and get to know you better, but I think Billie and Lindsey know each other pretty well though," looking at Billie and Lindsey laughing.
"Yeah we are a perfect match," said Trish. "Yeah me and Mike play bass, Lindsey and Billie are lead vocals and play guitar and you and Jordan play drums."
"That's weird," Tre said as he looked around the room. "Well should we wake the lazy basterds up because I have plans for all of us today?"
"Cool what are they?" Trish said.
"WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tre making Jordan fall from the top bunk, Lindsey and Billie screaming and Mike falling off the bed onto the floor.
We're in the tour bus and Lindsey is hanging out with Billie on his bed. Trish and Mike are passed out on top of each other from all the coffee. (They drank all 20 bottles of coffee they bought right after we left.) Jordan and Tre are sitting on the top bunk drinking lots and lots of beer, throwing empty cans at Billie and Lindsey while their making out under the blanket. Suddenly Tre jumps off the bunk and jumps on top of Lindsey and Billie screaming,
"What are ya'll doing? Are ya'll doing it if you are then we have to stop at the store to get some condoms for you guys so Linda or whatever doesn't get pregnant."
Billie poked his head out from under the covers, "Shut up Tre leave us alone." Billie looked really flustered so did Lindsey, it looks like they had been drinking. Tre got off of Billie and Lindsey.
"Well I can't let you two have all the fun," said Tre. So he ran to the bunk were Jordan was at and climbs up the ladder thing and jumps on top of Jordan and started making out with her. Mike and Trish woke up to all the moaning and saw that everyone was you know, getting busy and Mike yelled,
" Billie, Tre you need condoms to do these girls, you can't get them pregnant you dirty bastards!"
Tre, Jordan, Billie and Lindsey poked their head out of the covers and looked at Mike.
"Jordan how could you before me," said Trish
"He he I beat you you shouldn't have passed out." snickered Jordan. "Its cause of that damn coffee that you miss out on all the fun." "Here take a beer," Jordan throws a beer at Trish and she catches it.
"Everyone lets get drunk and go buy condoms for everyone!" shouted Tre.
"OK!" shouted everyone. Tre and Jordan threw a beer to everyone and they all drank until they were drunk.
-IN THE GROCERY STORE-
"Woooooooohoooooooooooo!" yelled Mike, Trish, Jordan, and Tre. (Lindsey and Billie stayed in the tour bus probably still making out. Everyone thought they followed but they just got drunk so they could make out again.)
"Hey lets go grab carts and have a race!" Trish yelled.
"Hey that sounds fun!" yelled Tre. They teamed up Tre with Jordan and Trish with Mike. Trish and Jordan rode in the carts and Mike and Tre pushed while Trish and Jordan grabbed things they wanted off the self.
"Hey the condoms are over here Tre!" Trish yelled
"Nooo! Noo Tre don't listen it's a trick; they are trying to make us lose the race. That's the soup isle, the last isle at the finish line is the condoms!" screamed Jordan, but it was too late. Tre had already turned around and raced the cart to that isle and Mike and Trish passed us and won the race.
"Ahhhhh! There out!" screamed Tre as he fell to the ground pulling out his hair.
"No there no out there on a different isle this is the soup isle ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jordan yelled as she fell back into the cart. They went to the register and checked out and went back into the bus.
-TOUR BUS-
We found Billie and Lindsey sleeping in each others arms. Everyone figured that they should go to bed, but Mike had not had all his fun that the grown man he was so he picked up Trish and put her on the bed, got on top of her, pulled over the covers and started making out with her. Tre was feeling left out so he started making out with Jordan right where he was.
-30 MINS-
They soon got really tired and went to bed. Tre and Jordan on the top buck sleeping in each others arms and Mike and Trish on a bed in each others arms.
- IN THE MORNING-
"Holy shit! My head hurts. I think I have a hangover from all that beer last night." said Tre.
"Mine too, said Trish as she got some coffee and left some for Mike when he got up.
"Guess we both have hangovers from last nights fun," Tre whispered trying not to wake up Jordan or the others. Tre and Trish sat down on the floor and Trish told Tre things about Jordan, good things and bad things he should watch out for. Tre told Trish things about Mike, good things and bad things she should watch out for. Trish also told him that she, Lindsey, and Jordan are in a band.
"Its called Black Novel," said Trish.
"Cool what do you play?" he asked.
"I play the bass," Trish said happily.
"That's what Mike plays," Tre said.
"Yeah I know that," said Trish looking at Mike while he's still sleeping.
"What does Jordan play?" Tre asked while looking at Jordan.
"She plays the drums just like you do. She's ok she can't play that well, actually none of us really can play that well," Trish confesses.
"Well I guess we can help ya'll play better and get to know you better, but I think Billie and Lindsey know each other pretty well though," looking at Billie and Lindsey laughing.
"Yeah we are a perfect match," said Trish. "Yeah me and Mike play bass, Lindsey and Billie are lead vocals and play guitar and you and Jordan play drums."
"That's weird," Tre said as he looked around the room. "Well should we wake the lazy basterds up because I have plans for all of us today?"
"Cool what are they?" Trish said.
"WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tre making Jordan fall from the top bunk, Lindsey and Billie screaming and Mike falling off the bed onto the floor.
