When Wakos Meet Green Day, chapter 4
-Still in Tre's house-
All the rooms doors open and everyone walks out. Everyone's hair is messed up and cloths are wrinkled and they are out of breath." wow!" says Jordan as she walks out with Tre." What?" Trish says also walking out with Mike with her shirt on backwards and her shoes on the wrong feet. "I... I just got... Lucky." Jordan said with the biggest smile on her face. Everyone looks at Jordan then looked at Tre who was lying on the coach grinning. Lindsey walked over to the room Jordan and Tre were in and she saw the biggest mess ever. The drum set had fallen over, the lamps were broken and smashed and the bed was just a disaster. "How far did you go Tre?!" said Mike, scared." Oh god all the way man." said Tre laughing." Omg did you use a condom?!" yelled Billie." Yeah I'm not stupid! "Said Tre." Omg guys it was awesome," said Jordan walking over to the fridge to grab a couple cans of beer. Jordan threw the can of beer to Tre and walked over to Trish, opened the can tad took a big glug." So what did you and Mike do? "Said Jordan getting flustered after the first can. "What do you think! Said Trish smacking Jordan on the head with her beer can. "Hey why did you do that!? "said Jordan grabbing back the can of beer. "You stupid blond, what do you think me and Mike did? Hello my shirt is on backwards and my shoes are on the wrong feet and just look at the room, it's a mess! "Yelled Trish." Ahhhhhhhhh!" Yelled Tre as he fell off the coach from the yelling." Ohhh... You and Mike made out ok I get, "Jordan said smiling at Trish." Omg you just realilized." Trish said walking over to the chair and plopping down onto it. Jordan walked over to the fridge and grabbed the whole pack of beer and walked to the coach and sat down. Tre was still on the floor from all the excitment. Lindsey and Billie looked around and tried to sneek back into the room but they didnt make it. "Where are you too going?" Said Tre looking at them weirdly. He looked kinda scary cause his clothes were backwards and inside out and his hair was messed up." Ummm were going to practice more, Billie said frightend. No you're not. You're just going to go back in there and make out more, arentcha!?" Tre said looking at Linsey. "Tre leave them two alone. If they want to make out more then let them. "Trish said throwing a pillow at Tre. "Ahh! "Screamed Tre as he fell and Billie and Lindsey ran into the room and closed and locked it. "Owww fuck why did you do that? That hurt." Said Tre rubbing his head. "You are trying to keep Lindsey and Billie away from each other. Don't you see that they like each other!" whispered Trish. Suddenly they heard a crash. Then Billie walked out with no shirt on and no pants on but only boxers. "Who wants to go for a walk?" yelled Billie trying to fix his hair. "What the fuck did you two do in there?" said Jordan walking toward the room Billie came out of. Billie jumped in front of the door. "Nothing! We did nothing!" Billie yelled. "Yeah right, what was the big crash then?" said Tre. Billie looked at Tre then looked at everyone else. "Hey look it's a big pink bunny at the door!" yelled Billie pointing at the door. Well knowing Tre, Trish and Jordan they looked at the door. Billie then ran it the bedroom door quickly and then slammed the door and quickly locked it before Mike opened it. Mike ran to the door and started screaming and beating on the door. "Billie come back here!" he yelled. The door opened and there came Lindsey and Billie fully dressed. "Let's go for a walk!" said Lindsey. "Ok," everyone said still freaked out about what happened. Tre was still looking for the bunny. "Hey where's the bunny at?" said Tre with a frown on his face. "There never was one you idiot!" said Mike. "Well I know something that does look like a bunny," said Tre running into his room and coming back with 2 pink bunny suites. "I need someone to run with me up and down the streets wearing these," said Tre. "I will, I will!" screamed Trish jumping up and down. "Ok," said Tre handing her the suite. They both went into separate rooms and changed. Then they came out and Jordan said to Tre, "Hey you look good in pink you should wear it more often." "Thanks!" said Tre. Trish and Tre started hopping around the room and then they hopped out the door. "Hey, Jordan you want to see what other wacky things Tre has in his closet?" asked Mike. "Yeah," Jordan said Jordan. They both came out with duck outfits on. "Quack! Look I'm a duck! Quack!" yelled Mike. "Yeah me too!" yelled Jordan running out the door. "Hey wait for me!" yelled Mike while running out the door, chasing after Jordan. Billie and Lindsey just grabbed some beers and walked out the door.
-In the streets-
"Ahhhhh!" yelled Tre and Trish running down the streets. "Hey wait for us!" Mike and Jordan yelled running after Tre and Trish.
-Later on, well like 5 min later-
Tre and Trish were running in front of cars mooning people. "Look at this mother fucker!" screamed Tre. "Tre that's a little old lady in a buggy don't moon her!" yelled Trish. Billie and Lindsey were lagging behind drunk and laughing. Mike and Jordan were in someone's pool swimming and quacking like a duck. The people who owned the pool were standing on their porch. The father was calling the cops and the mother was covering the children's eyes, though the kids were laughing. Soon the cops were driving down the streets. "Oh hell! The cops! Everyone run!" yelled Tre. Well Tre and Trish had bunny suites on so they couldn't run very fast. They got caught, and Mike and Jordan couldn't get out of the pool. So apparently they got caught. Well when Tre and Trish go caught the cop was yelling at them. "Why the hell were you drunken bastards running around in bunny suites and mooning people! Don't you know you gave this poor woman (who was being carried on a stretcher to a ambulance. ) a heart attack!" the fat cop yelled. "Hey shit head we don't give a shit about a damn old lady. And why don't you go stuff your fat ugly face with donuts and leave us the fuck alone!" yelled Trish. "Why you little..!" yelled the cop. He pushed both of them into the car and drove off. Billie and Lindsey were hiding behind a tree laughing and still drinking. Well when Mike and Jordan were caught they didn't struggle or argue cause they were just glad they didn't drown in the pool.
-Down town in Tre and Trish's cell-
"Don't you know who I am!" yelled Tre who was yanking the bars acting like he could get them loose. "It's not going to work. They won't listen, even if you are the drummer of Green Day." Said Trish. She was lying on the bottom bunk with her arms crossed.
-Mike and Jordan's cell-
"Hell I can't believe we are in jail," said Jordan who was pacing around the jail cell. "Well you know that Billie and Lindsey were not caught." Said Mike. "Yeah," said Jordan, still pacing. "Well they will bail us out for sure," said Mike.
-3 hrs later-
Tre was passed out on the top bunk. Trish was sleeping on the bottom bunk. Mike was using the bathroom and well Jordan was trying to look, but Mike was turning away so she couldn't see. "Sorry this is only for Trish," said Mike. "Ahh party pooper," said Jordan.
-10 min later-
"Yeah, the last two cells to your right." "Thanks. Officer what did my friends do actually?" "Well the first two were mooning people and the other two were swimming in someone's pool and scaring them." "Oh thanks." Tre saw two shadows walking down the hallway. "Ahhhhh! Their coming to kill us!" yelled Tre. "Shut up Tre. It's us Billie and Lindsey," said Billie. Billie and Lindsey walked up to Tre and Trish's cell "Wow! Look at the shit you 4 got yourselves into," said Lindsey. "Ah shut up," said Trish. "Well you know we should let ya'll stay in here over night." Said Billie. "No! Please no I don't want to stay here. No!" yelled Tre clinging to the bars. "Yes we are, we are leaving you guys here tonight and will bring you back tomorrow." Said Billie. "Well at least bring us some cloths back," said Mike. "Fine," said Lindsey. Lindsey and Billie left the prison to go get the cloths.
-1 hr later-
"Hey what took ya'll so long?" said Jordan with her hand sticking out form the cell. "Sorry we had to stop by Tre apartment, Mike's apartment and our apartment." Said Lindsey. Billie handed everyone there cloths. "Where are we going to change?" said Jordan. "Wright where you're at I guess unless we can change cells and me and Trish are in a cell and you and Tre are in a cell." Said Mike trying to get the costume off. "Hey can the girls switch cells please!" yelled Trish. "Sure what ever!" yelled the cop. He opened the cells and they switched and he locked the cells. Lindsey and Billie left. Jordan hid behind the bunk bed and Tre went in the corner of the cell. "Tre! Stay in your corner of the room!" yelled Jordan. "You having trouble changing Jordan? Tre probably just wants to see you naked!" yelled Mike. "Shut up Mike!" yelled Tre. "Hey it's true!" yelled Mike. "Well actually your right it is true." Said Tre. Tre looked again "Ahhhhh! Tre!" screamed Jordan. SMACK! Jordan smacked Tre in the head. "Hey that hurt!" said Tre. "Well stop trying to look at me!" screamed Jordan. "Fine," said Tre looking a little upset going back to his corner. "Trish I hope you are having better luck changing in there then I do in here!" said Jordan. "Nah that's ok. I'm fine, well actually Mike's the fine one." Said Trish. "Oh my god Trish! You're looking at Mike naked!" yelled Jordan. "Ahhhhh Mike are you going to do her or what?" yelled Tre. "No he has his pants on," said Trish. "Oh, well are you two going to make out or something?" said Jordan. "Maybe," said Trish laughing. "Oh god Trish," said Tre. "Ya'll are nuts, trying to make out in jail. Why don't you wait till we go home, then you can do her," said Tre grinning and looking at Jordan. "Tre, we already did it today," said Jordan. "I know but you know me Jordan you know I can't go for long without. It's like being addicted to crack, you do it then you want more." Said Tre. "Oh god Tre, that sounded so wrong," said Mike. "I know I meant it too," Tre said smiling. "God Tre you are a perv." Said Jordan slowly walking backwards away from Tre and running into the wall. "I know but I'm a sexy perv." Said Tre walking toward Jordan. "Tre... No... Wait... Don't... Come... Closer... No... Tre... Ahhhhh! Screamed Jordan. Tre grabbed Jordan and brought his body close to hers and started making out with her. Jordan couldn't resist so she started going with the flow. "Oh my god Jordan? You ok? Damn walls can't see anything!" said Trish. "Hey come over here," said Mike. "Oh god there making out who wouldn't guess!" said Trish. "Yeah Jordan got Tre horny," said Mike. They both laughed.
-In the morning-
The cell doors open. "Hey you love birds. Get your naked ass out!" yelled Billie. "What is it morning already?" said Jordan. "Yeah so get dressed and....." "What I'm not dressed!" said Jordan. "No your not apparently you and Tre had your way last night." Said Billie looking at Tre who was still sleeping. Tre woke up and looked around at everyone and then at Jordan then back at everyone else. "Damn I like jail!" said Tre. "Well Tre you know what I paid 3000 $ to get all ya'll out. So you're leaving now!" yelled Billie. "Ok, ok, ok, fine, geeze ill get out!" said Tre looking scared.
-Back at Tre's apartment-
"Oh my god I hated it there," said Trish walking out of the bathroom. She had just taken a shower. "I know." Said Jordan. "But the hopping around and mooning people thing was cool though," said Trish. "Yeah it kicked ass!" said Tre drinking a beer. "Well what should we do next?" said Mike.
All the rooms doors open and everyone walks out. Everyone's hair is messed up and cloths are wrinkled and they are out of breath." wow!" says Jordan as she walks out with Tre." What?" Trish says also walking out with Mike with her shirt on backwards and her shoes on the wrong feet. "I... I just got... Lucky." Jordan said with the biggest smile on her face. Everyone looks at Jordan then looked at Tre who was lying on the coach grinning. Lindsey walked over to the room Jordan and Tre were in and she saw the biggest mess ever. The drum set had fallen over, the lamps were broken and smashed and the bed was just a disaster. "How far did you go Tre?!" said Mike, scared." Oh god all the way man." said Tre laughing." Omg did you use a condom?!" yelled Billie." Yeah I'm not stupid! "Said Tre." Omg guys it was awesome," said Jordan walking over to the fridge to grab a couple cans of beer. Jordan threw the can of beer to Tre and walked over to Trish, opened the can tad took a big glug." So what did you and Mike do? "Said Jordan getting flustered after the first can. "What do you think! Said Trish smacking Jordan on the head with her beer can. "Hey why did you do that!? "said Jordan grabbing back the can of beer. "You stupid blond, what do you think me and Mike did? Hello my shirt is on backwards and my shoes are on the wrong feet and just look at the room, it's a mess! "Yelled Trish." Ahhhhhhhhh!" Yelled Tre as he fell off the coach from the yelling." Ohhh... You and Mike made out ok I get, "Jordan said smiling at Trish." Omg you just realilized." Trish said walking over to the chair and plopping down onto it. Jordan walked over to the fridge and grabbed the whole pack of beer and walked to the coach and sat down. Tre was still on the floor from all the excitment. Lindsey and Billie looked around and tried to sneek back into the room but they didnt make it. "Where are you too going?" Said Tre looking at them weirdly. He looked kinda scary cause his clothes were backwards and inside out and his hair was messed up." Ummm were going to practice more, Billie said frightend. No you're not. You're just going to go back in there and make out more, arentcha!?" Tre said looking at Linsey. "Tre leave them two alone. If they want to make out more then let them. "Trish said throwing a pillow at Tre. "Ahh! "Screamed Tre as he fell and Billie and Lindsey ran into the room and closed and locked it. "Owww fuck why did you do that? That hurt." Said Tre rubbing his head. "You are trying to keep Lindsey and Billie away from each other. Don't you see that they like each other!" whispered Trish. Suddenly they heard a crash. Then Billie walked out with no shirt on and no pants on but only boxers. "Who wants to go for a walk?" yelled Billie trying to fix his hair. "What the fuck did you two do in there?" said Jordan walking toward the room Billie came out of. Billie jumped in front of the door. "Nothing! We did nothing!" Billie yelled. "Yeah right, what was the big crash then?" said Tre. Billie looked at Tre then looked at everyone else. "Hey look it's a big pink bunny at the door!" yelled Billie pointing at the door. Well knowing Tre, Trish and Jordan they looked at the door. Billie then ran it the bedroom door quickly and then slammed the door and quickly locked it before Mike opened it. Mike ran to the door and started screaming and beating on the door. "Billie come back here!" he yelled. The door opened and there came Lindsey and Billie fully dressed. "Let's go for a walk!" said Lindsey. "Ok," everyone said still freaked out about what happened. Tre was still looking for the bunny. "Hey where's the bunny at?" said Tre with a frown on his face. "There never was one you idiot!" said Mike. "Well I know something that does look like a bunny," said Tre running into his room and coming back with 2 pink bunny suites. "I need someone to run with me up and down the streets wearing these," said Tre. "I will, I will!" screamed Trish jumping up and down. "Ok," said Tre handing her the suite. They both went into separate rooms and changed. Then they came out and Jordan said to Tre, "Hey you look good in pink you should wear it more often." "Thanks!" said Tre. Trish and Tre started hopping around the room and then they hopped out the door. "Hey, Jordan you want to see what other wacky things Tre has in his closet?" asked Mike. "Yeah," Jordan said Jordan. They both came out with duck outfits on. "Quack! Look I'm a duck! Quack!" yelled Mike. "Yeah me too!" yelled Jordan running out the door. "Hey wait for me!" yelled Mike while running out the door, chasing after Jordan. Billie and Lindsey just grabbed some beers and walked out the door.
-In the streets-
"Ahhhhh!" yelled Tre and Trish running down the streets. "Hey wait for us!" Mike and Jordan yelled running after Tre and Trish.
-Later on, well like 5 min later-
Tre and Trish were running in front of cars mooning people. "Look at this mother fucker!" screamed Tre. "Tre that's a little old lady in a buggy don't moon her!" yelled Trish. Billie and Lindsey were lagging behind drunk and laughing. Mike and Jordan were in someone's pool swimming and quacking like a duck. The people who owned the pool were standing on their porch. The father was calling the cops and the mother was covering the children's eyes, though the kids were laughing. Soon the cops were driving down the streets. "Oh hell! The cops! Everyone run!" yelled Tre. Well Tre and Trish had bunny suites on so they couldn't run very fast. They got caught, and Mike and Jordan couldn't get out of the pool. So apparently they got caught. Well when Tre and Trish go caught the cop was yelling at them. "Why the hell were you drunken bastards running around in bunny suites and mooning people! Don't you know you gave this poor woman (who was being carried on a stretcher to a ambulance. ) a heart attack!" the fat cop yelled. "Hey shit head we don't give a shit about a damn old lady. And why don't you go stuff your fat ugly face with donuts and leave us the fuck alone!" yelled Trish. "Why you little..!" yelled the cop. He pushed both of them into the car and drove off. Billie and Lindsey were hiding behind a tree laughing and still drinking. Well when Mike and Jordan were caught they didn't struggle or argue cause they were just glad they didn't drown in the pool.
-Down town in Tre and Trish's cell-
"Don't you know who I am!" yelled Tre who was yanking the bars acting like he could get them loose. "It's not going to work. They won't listen, even if you are the drummer of Green Day." Said Trish. She was lying on the bottom bunk with her arms crossed.
-Mike and Jordan's cell-
"Hell I can't believe we are in jail," said Jordan who was pacing around the jail cell. "Well you know that Billie and Lindsey were not caught." Said Mike. "Yeah," said Jordan, still pacing. "Well they will bail us out for sure," said Mike.
-3 hrs later-
Tre was passed out on the top bunk. Trish was sleeping on the bottom bunk. Mike was using the bathroom and well Jordan was trying to look, but Mike was turning away so she couldn't see. "Sorry this is only for Trish," said Mike. "Ahh party pooper," said Jordan.
-10 min later-
"Yeah, the last two cells to your right." "Thanks. Officer what did my friends do actually?" "Well the first two were mooning people and the other two were swimming in someone's pool and scaring them." "Oh thanks." Tre saw two shadows walking down the hallway. "Ahhhhh! Their coming to kill us!" yelled Tre. "Shut up Tre. It's us Billie and Lindsey," said Billie. Billie and Lindsey walked up to Tre and Trish's cell "Wow! Look at the shit you 4 got yourselves into," said Lindsey. "Ah shut up," said Trish. "Well you know we should let ya'll stay in here over night." Said Billie. "No! Please no I don't want to stay here. No!" yelled Tre clinging to the bars. "Yes we are, we are leaving you guys here tonight and will bring you back tomorrow." Said Billie. "Well at least bring us some cloths back," said Mike. "Fine," said Lindsey. Lindsey and Billie left the prison to go get the cloths.
-1 hr later-
"Hey what took ya'll so long?" said Jordan with her hand sticking out form the cell. "Sorry we had to stop by Tre apartment, Mike's apartment and our apartment." Said Lindsey. Billie handed everyone there cloths. "Where are we going to change?" said Jordan. "Wright where you're at I guess unless we can change cells and me and Trish are in a cell and you and Tre are in a cell." Said Mike trying to get the costume off. "Hey can the girls switch cells please!" yelled Trish. "Sure what ever!" yelled the cop. He opened the cells and they switched and he locked the cells. Lindsey and Billie left. Jordan hid behind the bunk bed and Tre went in the corner of the cell. "Tre! Stay in your corner of the room!" yelled Jordan. "You having trouble changing Jordan? Tre probably just wants to see you naked!" yelled Mike. "Shut up Mike!" yelled Tre. "Hey it's true!" yelled Mike. "Well actually your right it is true." Said Tre. Tre looked again "Ahhhhh! Tre!" screamed Jordan. SMACK! Jordan smacked Tre in the head. "Hey that hurt!" said Tre. "Well stop trying to look at me!" screamed Jordan. "Fine," said Tre looking a little upset going back to his corner. "Trish I hope you are having better luck changing in there then I do in here!" said Jordan. "Nah that's ok. I'm fine, well actually Mike's the fine one." Said Trish. "Oh my god Trish! You're looking at Mike naked!" yelled Jordan. "Ahhhhh Mike are you going to do her or what?" yelled Tre. "No he has his pants on," said Trish. "Oh, well are you two going to make out or something?" said Jordan. "Maybe," said Trish laughing. "Oh god Trish," said Tre. "Ya'll are nuts, trying to make out in jail. Why don't you wait till we go home, then you can do her," said Tre grinning and looking at Jordan. "Tre, we already did it today," said Jordan. "I know but you know me Jordan you know I can't go for long without. It's like being addicted to crack, you do it then you want more." Said Tre. "Oh god Tre, that sounded so wrong," said Mike. "I know I meant it too," Tre said smiling. "God Tre you are a perv." Said Jordan slowly walking backwards away from Tre and running into the wall. "I know but I'm a sexy perv." Said Tre walking toward Jordan. "Tre... No... Wait... Don't... Come... Closer... No... Tre... Ahhhhh! Screamed Jordan. Tre grabbed Jordan and brought his body close to hers and started making out with her. Jordan couldn't resist so she started going with the flow. "Oh my god Jordan? You ok? Damn walls can't see anything!" said Trish. "Hey come over here," said Mike. "Oh god there making out who wouldn't guess!" said Trish. "Yeah Jordan got Tre horny," said Mike. They both laughed.
-In the morning-
The cell doors open. "Hey you love birds. Get your naked ass out!" yelled Billie. "What is it morning already?" said Jordan. "Yeah so get dressed and....." "What I'm not dressed!" said Jordan. "No your not apparently you and Tre had your way last night." Said Billie looking at Tre who was still sleeping. Tre woke up and looked around at everyone and then at Jordan then back at everyone else. "Damn I like jail!" said Tre. "Well Tre you know what I paid 3000 $ to get all ya'll out. So you're leaving now!" yelled Billie. "Ok, ok, ok, fine, geeze ill get out!" said Tre looking scared.
-Back at Tre's apartment-
"Oh my god I hated it there," said Trish walking out of the bathroom. She had just taken a shower. "I know." Said Jordan. "But the hopping around and mooning people thing was cool though," said Trish. "Yeah it kicked ass!" said Tre drinking a beer. "Well what should we do next?" said Mike.
