Just Another Romantic Billie Joe and A Girl Love Story, chapter 1
"MOVE YOUR ASS!" my mom screamed from the doorway. "I'M PACKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN!" I screamed back. My mom had just got a new husband and he was flirting with me, so she kicked ME out. But I couldn't be more happier.
I shoved the last of my shit into my black duffel bag. I shoved on my red chucks and put on my Ramones hoodie and I was off.
Off to my best friends' house, Billie Joe, Tre and Mike that is. I called them about an hour ago asking if I could stay. They didn't mind one bit.
"BYE MOM. BYE BRAD SEE YOU IN HELL!" I screamed while walking out the door.
I heard my mom mumble something like 'shut the fuck up slut' or something.
I looked at my watch, 5:30. It was going to get dark soon. I swung my duffel bag our my shoulder and began to run to their house.
When I reached downtown Berkeley, I walked along the street until I saw their one story, broken down house. I took and deep breath and knocked on the door.
Billie Joe opened it in his blue plaid boxers.
"Hey 2$ bill," I said smiling.
"Hi," he said back while hugging me. "
Nice roos," I said with a checky grin.
"Whooops oh, well." He shrugged.
I walked in side to find Mike and Tre on the couch, their eyes glued to the t.v.
"Hey guys," I said. Both of them jumped up and gave me a hug.
I looked over at the T.V. "What in the fuck are you watching?" I asked.
"WE'RE NOT WATCHING PORNO," Tre and Mike both said in unison.
I looked at the t.v. They were watching porno.
I began laughing my ass off. "That has got to be the shittiest porno I've ever seen!"
"HEY!" Tre said turning off the t.v.
--Billie's POV--
I watched Allison laugh at the shitty porno the guys were watching. I was more than happy that she finally moved in with us. Tre and Mike sat down once again in front of the t.v. and to watch more porno. Ally walked towards me and smiled.
"So where is me staying?" she asked.
Now is my chance. "With me," I blurted out. She raised an eyebrow and opened her mouth but instead shrugged and walked towards my bedroom. Behind her I clapped my hands togther and thanked God.
***
After we set up her crap in my room (which wasn't a lot) we both sat on my bed and spooned. Ally and I weren't going out but we just acted like a couple. Like we're very sexual around each other and stuff.
"Me is bored," she sighed from my chest.
"Me too. But dipshit and dumbass are still watching their shitty porno." I sighed along with her.
"Oh hey I know let's play strip poker!" she said sitting up. Sometimes I swear she is more perverted than me.
"Ok. I'll get my cards."
--Allison's POV--
Billie got out his cards and we both sat on the floor. The funny thing is I suck at poker...go figure. Call me a fucking whore if you will. He gave me my cards and put down his.
I sat down mine and he set down his. "FUCK!" I said angerly. And I took off my shirt...
Billie just had on his boxers and shirt and all I had on was my bra and underwear.
"HAHA!" I yelled. Billie sighed and took off his shirt.
Another round.... "Shit..." I sighed.
"Take it off Ally," Billie said pervertedly.
"Shuty the upy Billie," I said randomly adding y's.
I sighed and stood up and unhooked my black and red lace bra.
Just as I did Billie's eyes got huge.
"What?" I asked not really knowing even thinking why he was staring at me like that. Billie leaned in and smashed his soft lips against mine. We both stumbled over to his bed and started to make out.
Just then Tre and Mike just HAD to come in...
I shoved the last of my shit into my black duffel bag. I shoved on my red chucks and put on my Ramones hoodie and I was off.
Off to my best friends' house, Billie Joe, Tre and Mike that is. I called them about an hour ago asking if I could stay. They didn't mind one bit.
"BYE MOM. BYE BRAD SEE YOU IN HELL!" I screamed while walking out the door.
I heard my mom mumble something like 'shut the fuck up slut' or something.
I looked at my watch, 5:30. It was going to get dark soon. I swung my duffel bag our my shoulder and began to run to their house.
When I reached downtown Berkeley, I walked along the street until I saw their one story, broken down house. I took and deep breath and knocked on the door.
Billie Joe opened it in his blue plaid boxers.
"Hey 2$ bill," I said smiling.
"Hi," he said back while hugging me. "
Nice roos," I said with a checky grin.
"Whooops oh, well." He shrugged.
I walked in side to find Mike and Tre on the couch, their eyes glued to the t.v.
"Hey guys," I said. Both of them jumped up and gave me a hug.
I looked over at the T.V. "What in the fuck are you watching?" I asked.
"WE'RE NOT WATCHING PORNO," Tre and Mike both said in unison.
I looked at the t.v. They were watching porno.
I began laughing my ass off. "That has got to be the shittiest porno I've ever seen!"
"HEY!" Tre said turning off the t.v.
--Billie's POV--
I watched Allison laugh at the shitty porno the guys were watching. I was more than happy that she finally moved in with us. Tre and Mike sat down once again in front of the t.v. and to watch more porno. Ally walked towards me and smiled.
"So where is me staying?" she asked.
Now is my chance. "With me," I blurted out. She raised an eyebrow and opened her mouth but instead shrugged and walked towards my bedroom. Behind her I clapped my hands togther and thanked God.
***
After we set up her crap in my room (which wasn't a lot) we both sat on my bed and spooned. Ally and I weren't going out but we just acted like a couple. Like we're very sexual around each other and stuff.
"Me is bored," she sighed from my chest.
"Me too. But dipshit and dumbass are still watching their shitty porno." I sighed along with her.
"Oh hey I know let's play strip poker!" she said sitting up. Sometimes I swear she is more perverted than me.
"Ok. I'll get my cards."
--Allison's POV--
Billie got out his cards and we both sat on the floor. The funny thing is I suck at poker...go figure. Call me a fucking whore if you will. He gave me my cards and put down his.
I sat down mine and he set down his. "FUCK!" I said angerly. And I took off my shirt...
Billie just had on his boxers and shirt and all I had on was my bra and underwear.
"HAHA!" I yelled. Billie sighed and took off his shirt.
Another round.... "Shit..." I sighed.
"Take it off Ally," Billie said pervertedly.
"Shuty the upy Billie," I said randomly adding y's.
I sighed and stood up and unhooked my black and red lace bra.
Just as I did Billie's eyes got huge.
"What?" I asked not really knowing even thinking why he was staring at me like that. Billie leaned in and smashed his soft lips against mine. We both stumbled over to his bed and started to make out.
Just then Tre and Mike just HAD to come in...
