Achoo's Adventures..., chapter 1

One day there was a man called Achoo. He had a pet rat and one day he was walking throught the desert and a pidgeon swept his rat away. The pidgeon flew far away and then hit a tree. The pidgeon dropped rat and rat fell into the warm caring hands of munjabi the monkey. Munjabi the monkey tried to eat rat but rat bit mumjabi on his little pinky and munjabi threw him away. Rat flew threw the air and then hit his owner Achoo on the head. Suddenly something talked. "Hey u there! I shall grant u 3 wishes..." It was a little talking green lizard. "Who are you?" said Achoo. "I am Mongo. The magical lizard from the planet be-aturd." Achoo looked confused. "I shall grant u three wishes...er...your name?" Mongo said. "Achoo," Achoo said. "Oh..er..bless you, now your name?" Said Mongo. "No, no, my name is Achoo." Achoo replied. "Do u have a cold?", asked Mongo. "No, that is my name,", angrily said Achoo. "Ah, ok. Now what will your 3 wishes be?", asked Mongo.
"I wish for a drink of water..", said Achoo
"granted!", and a dish of water came out of nowhere.
"I wish for my rat to be big and strong so i can ride him throught the desert!" Rat grew big and strong.
"And my third wish-" CRUNCH! That stupid rat... He went and stepped on Mongo. No more wishes for Achoo. So he rode rat throught the desert to Canada...

To be continued..