Tight Wad Hill, chapter 1
*2002 October*
"Billie?" Yes Adrienne? he replied. "Um, Claudia and Tre wanna know if you want to go to Applebees or something, for lunch, whatever.he said. "Mommy, Daddy can we come too"??? asked their 4 year old son Jakob."Yeah sure".said Adrienne. "Joey we get to go"! screamed Jakob. "God Damnt Jakob I can hear you just fine when your not screaming!" cried Joey. JOEY! Yes father? the 7 year old called back. Son, I believe you just said a swear word. said BJ. "SO! I hear you say them all the time" !Joey replied. "Son you may say any swear word you please!" called Adrienne. Oh. I only got mad because I thought you would be mad. said Billie. "Nah, you only live once, right"? Adrienne replied. They heard the door. Jakob like usual ran all around the house saying this(he does it everytime the doorbell rings). "KOOKOOMOOMOOMOODOOO! Its Frankito! Hip Hip Hooray". JAKOB! SHUT THE HELL UP! called his father. Of course Jakob didn't.
*at applebee's*
"MOMMY! I want everything"! called Jakob. I know you do. she replied. Uh, I think he ment on the menu hun. said Billie. "Shit". said adrienne. She was really embarrised. Claudia picked up a conversation. "So how is your B-side album "Shenanigans" coming along"? Okay. said Billie. Something aroung 800,000 thousand. "DADDY DOES THAT MEAN WE GET MORE MONEY"! cooed Joey. "Be quite honey so daddy can talk to Claudia. said Adrienne. "Hey Adrienne do you go by 80 still or only adrienne"? said Claudia. "Either". she said with a grin.
"Uh dont mean to intruding but the waiter has been here for at least 15 minutes now". said Tre. Billie Joe, Claudia, 80, and Joey turned bright red. Jakob would have, if he knew what the hell they were turning red for. "Um, we will just have everything on the menu, besides drinks, we will just all have water".said Billie. The waiter left. "Billie I am so proud of you"! said 80. "You didnt get Beer, or alcohal"! 80 said. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips. uh, how do I say this. mumbled Billie. Uh, I have get drinking and drugs. OMG. yelled 80. "Oh Billie I am so proud of you"! she said again. Daddy. said Jakob. What? Billie replied. I need to pee. He took him. When they got back the food was there. Everyone ate. There was a least 20 boxes left of food.
*back at home*
I am going to go check the mail. said 80. kay. Billie said. when 80 came back in, she sat at the table next to Billie Joe and started to cry.
"Billie?" Yes Adrienne? he replied. "Um, Claudia and Tre wanna know if you want to go to Applebees or something, for lunch, whatever.he said. "Mommy, Daddy can we come too"??? asked their 4 year old son Jakob."Yeah sure".said Adrienne. "Joey we get to go"! screamed Jakob. "God Damnt Jakob I can hear you just fine when your not screaming!" cried Joey. JOEY! Yes father? the 7 year old called back. Son, I believe you just said a swear word. said BJ. "SO! I hear you say them all the time" !Joey replied. "Son you may say any swear word you please!" called Adrienne. Oh. I only got mad because I thought you would be mad. said Billie. "Nah, you only live once, right"? Adrienne replied. They heard the door. Jakob like usual ran all around the house saying this(he does it everytime the doorbell rings). "KOOKOOMOOMOOMOODOOO! Its Frankito! Hip Hip Hooray". JAKOB! SHUT THE HELL UP! called his father. Of course Jakob didn't.
*at applebee's*
"MOMMY! I want everything"! called Jakob. I know you do. she replied. Uh, I think he ment on the menu hun. said Billie. "Shit". said adrienne. She was really embarrised. Claudia picked up a conversation. "So how is your B-side album "Shenanigans" coming along"? Okay. said Billie. Something aroung 800,000 thousand. "DADDY DOES THAT MEAN WE GET MORE MONEY"! cooed Joey. "Be quite honey so daddy can talk to Claudia. said Adrienne. "Hey Adrienne do you go by 80 still or only adrienne"? said Claudia. "Either". she said with a grin.
"Uh dont mean to intruding but the waiter has been here for at least 15 minutes now". said Tre. Billie Joe, Claudia, 80, and Joey turned bright red. Jakob would have, if he knew what the hell they were turning red for. "Um, we will just have everything on the menu, besides drinks, we will just all have water".said Billie. The waiter left. "Billie I am so proud of you"! said 80. "You didnt get Beer, or alcohal"! 80 said. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips. uh, how do I say this. mumbled Billie. Uh, I have get drinking and drugs. OMG. yelled 80. "Oh Billie I am so proud of you"! she said again. Daddy. said Jakob. What? Billie replied. I need to pee. He took him. When they got back the food was there. Everyone ate. There was a least 20 boxes left of food.
*back at home*
I am going to go check the mail. said 80. kay. Billie said. when 80 came back in, she sat at the table next to Billie Joe and started to cry.
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