Unknown Knocker, chapter 1
"No way! Im not doing that for $10!" Yelled Mike with his mouth wide open. Billie Joe and Tré were in there seats practically pissin' themselfs. "Oh but come on Mike, you t-pee'd Mr Howlin's house for Halloween that time just for a stupid lollypop..Why cant you just go to Ms Johnson house and ask if she has any condoms " Said Billie Joe while shovin Popcorn in his gob while Tré was in the kitchen choking on Popcorn form laughter tryin to gag it up. ....B would you do it for $10?, ....Well no..But-. Before Billie could finish his sentence Mike cut him off. "Precisely" said Mike while staring into the kitchen to see what Tré was doin. "Tré..... you ok man?" said Mike while tryin to hold back the laughter. "Does it sound like it!" Coughed Tré. "Argh frigging popcorn, remind me never to eat it again"... "Thats what you said about the beer after u got drunk, the mouldy cheese in the back of my fridge you dared yourself to eat and my cats food.... But yet u still ate it." Said Billie Joe while giving him a funny look. Mike kept fidgeting around on the couch trying to get comfy what was impossible for Mike. In the end he swung round catching Billie Joes hair and sittiing upside down, "Happy yet?" said Billie Joe while rolling his eyes. "Yes thank you" said Mike sticking his tongue out at Billie Joe,
Tré came back out of the kitchen rubbing his throat, He looked over to Mike who was just staring at the ceiling bored to death, Tré had a evil grin on his face untill Billie Joe looked up and saw what he was doing. Tré coughed one last time and picked up his drink and wandered off to where Mike was and sat on his chest. "Ahhh comfy" Said Tré while bouncing on Mike chests pretendin' it was a pillow. "Tré!! Get off for god sake!" Said Mike gettin to wriggle away from under Tré, "Oh hi Mike didnt see yah there" Said Tré with a evil grin on his face. "Billie help me out here..." Said Mike kinda quiet since Tré was sittin near his lungs. "Hmmm maybe." "Maybe what? Just get Tré off of me!" Yelled Mike. "Ok ok calm down... I'll get him off.... But! You have to go round Ms Johnsons house and do that dare." Tré started laughing again causing him to cough again but this time on his drink, that kinda splatted over Mikes face. "Cheers for that Tré." Said Mike while opening one eye. "Anytime Mike" Said Tré with a inoccent grin on his face. "Well Mike you doing the dare?" Waited Billie Joe for a answer. There was a pause waiting for Mike to answer. "Ok maybe this will make your mind up said Tré while jumping up and down on Mikes chest again. "ARGH! Fine just get Tré off of me, People will start thinking me and him are a couple if he keeps jumping up and down on me!". Billie Joe and Tré started laughing there asses off again in the end Billie Joe pulled Tré off of him. "Right now its time for my end of bargain." Said Billie Joe while pointin to the door. "Fine..But if she sends some letter to my foster parents about this im blaming you two!" He said while pointin' to them both. "Why Me!?!" Said Tré in a squeaky way. You could tell his voice was breaking from the way he spoke. "Because you wouldnt get off of me!" Mumbled Mike while walking out the door.
"Think he'll do it?" Asked Tré while fiddling with his beer bottle. "Ha, Mike doing that? No way he'll probably get to the end of her street and chicken out." Said Billie Joe.
Billie Joe started having a staring contest with Tré while waiting for Mike to come back from Ms Johnson's house. "HA! I win, kiss my ass!" Laughed Tré while waving his butt in Billies face. "No way Tré I dunno where its been." Said Billie Joe while crossing his arms and sinking back into the couch, "God sake what the hell can be taking him so long" "I dunno." Said Tré while leaning over Billie Joe to see the clock in the hallway. "Jesus your as bad us Mike u never stop fidgeting.....Omg Hahaha do u think Ms Johnson invited him in?" Said Billie Joe threw the laughter. From that Tré was pissin' himself with laughter crawling to the kitchen to get another beer. "Jesus Billie Joe thats sick...The womens practically 50 odd" Said Tré while tryin not to falll over from laughter. "...Still could be Mikes lucky night." Billie Joe was gettin impatient. But he didnt have to wait much longer 'cos Mike was coming back up the street that moment.
"Im never! Doing one of Billie Joes dares again, Ha oh well at least on Monday he'll have a surprise after History." Thought Mike in his head, Mike was looking down to his shoes, so didnt exactly see where was walking. He was about to turn the corner when he walked into someone. "Ah Shit im sorry i wasnt looking where i was going,,," Said Mike picking up the persons book; he didnt know if the person was a girl or a guy since there hoodie was pulled up. "Oh dont worry bout it i wasnt really concentrating myself" Said the person pulling there hoodie down. Mike looked at the front cover of the book, it said "Drumming for Dummies". "Learning drums then?" Asked Mike. "Nah ive been playin for bout 1-2 years, Ive been learning my Moms friends son..Right dip-ass", Mike laughed and handed the person the book. " So whats your name since I know your into drums." Said Mike hopefully thinking he didnt sound too rude. "Alex" the person replied. Alex saw a box on the floor and went back down to pick it up. "This yours?" Said Alex. Mike looked at the box with eyes wide open. He searched threw his pockets and closed his eyes. "Oh shit..." He thought to himself. He opened his eyes and looked at Alex. "Err... ye- um.. yeah.." He said kinda Stuttering. Alex laughed and handed them back to Mike, "Hoping to get lucky tonight then?" Said Alex while laughing. "Nah my mate dared me to go to Ms Johnson's house and asked if she had anyway". Alex stood there with eyes wide open. "Jesus the old bat actually buys them, god I definatly dont wanna know what she does at night now," Said Alex tryin to shake the image outta their head, "You know her?" Said Mike while raising one eyebrow. "Yah I have her for History, or in other words my drooling session." Said Alex while rubbing the back of thier neck. "I didnt know you went your school? How come I havnt seen you before?" "I have my reasons" replied Alex. Mike laughed and started telling Alex he better go back to Billie Joe and Tré. "I'll cya around Alex" He said while waking backwards.
"Yah cya...Wait i didnt get your name?" Said Alex with a confused look. "Oh its Mike." He said in the background. "Ah well cya dude."
Billie Joe and Tré were asleep on the couch with Tré restin on Billies chest. Mike walked in and rolled his eyes, he searched round the room and saw a newspaper, rolled it up and hit Billie Joe and Tré on the head with it. "What the fuck!" Said Billie Joe whiel jumping out of his seat. Mike started laughing and tossed the box of condoms to Billie Joe. "OoOoOoO so you did get them then, me and Tré thought you got lucky since you was taking your time." Said Billie Joe while winking at Mike. Mike just rolled his eyes and walked out the room. "Where you going?" Said Billie Joe while looking confused. "Bed. Since we're crashing here tonight... Well Tré has alright....On your chest." Said Mike while laughing. "Huh?" Said Billie Joe while looking down to his chest. Tré was still there asleep. "Ah Tré god sake get off my chest and sleep somewhere else for fuck sake.... TRE!" Yelled Billie Joe. "W..h..a..t." Said Tré waking up. Billie Joe just got up and Tré went falling down on the couch. "Alright alright ill go to bed...." Said Tré walking off into the kitchen. "Ok does he actually know where hes going?" Said Mike. Billie Joe just laughed and went into his bedroom, leaving Mike laughing on the staircase and Tré wandering around in the kitchen.
Tré came back out of the kitchen rubbing his throat, He looked over to Mike who was just staring at the ceiling bored to death, Tré had a evil grin on his face untill Billie Joe looked up and saw what he was doing. Tré coughed one last time and picked up his drink and wandered off to where Mike was and sat on his chest. "Ahhh comfy" Said Tré while bouncing on Mike chests pretendin' it was a pillow. "Tré!! Get off for god sake!" Said Mike gettin to wriggle away from under Tré, "Oh hi Mike didnt see yah there" Said Tré with a evil grin on his face. "Billie help me out here..." Said Mike kinda quiet since Tré was sittin near his lungs. "Hmmm maybe." "Maybe what? Just get Tré off of me!" Yelled Mike. "Ok ok calm down... I'll get him off.... But! You have to go round Ms Johnsons house and do that dare." Tré started laughing again causing him to cough again but this time on his drink, that kinda splatted over Mikes face. "Cheers for that Tré." Said Mike while opening one eye. "Anytime Mike" Said Tré with a inoccent grin on his face. "Well Mike you doing the dare?" Waited Billie Joe for a answer. There was a pause waiting for Mike to answer. "Ok maybe this will make your mind up said Tré while jumping up and down on Mikes chest again. "ARGH! Fine just get Tré off of me, People will start thinking me and him are a couple if he keeps jumping up and down on me!". Billie Joe and Tré started laughing there asses off again in the end Billie Joe pulled Tré off of him. "Right now its time for my end of bargain." Said Billie Joe while pointin to the door. "Fine..But if she sends some letter to my foster parents about this im blaming you two!" He said while pointin' to them both. "Why Me!?!" Said Tré in a squeaky way. You could tell his voice was breaking from the way he spoke. "Because you wouldnt get off of me!" Mumbled Mike while walking out the door.
"Think he'll do it?" Asked Tré while fiddling with his beer bottle. "Ha, Mike doing that? No way he'll probably get to the end of her street and chicken out." Said Billie Joe.
Billie Joe started having a staring contest with Tré while waiting for Mike to come back from Ms Johnson's house. "HA! I win, kiss my ass!" Laughed Tré while waving his butt in Billies face. "No way Tré I dunno where its been." Said Billie Joe while crossing his arms and sinking back into the couch, "God sake what the hell can be taking him so long" "I dunno." Said Tré while leaning over Billie Joe to see the clock in the hallway. "Jesus your as bad us Mike u never stop fidgeting.....Omg Hahaha do u think Ms Johnson invited him in?" Said Billie Joe threw the laughter. From that Tré was pissin' himself with laughter crawling to the kitchen to get another beer. "Jesus Billie Joe thats sick...The womens practically 50 odd" Said Tré while tryin not to falll over from laughter. "...Still could be Mikes lucky night." Billie Joe was gettin impatient. But he didnt have to wait much longer 'cos Mike was coming back up the street that moment.
"Im never! Doing one of Billie Joes dares again, Ha oh well at least on Monday he'll have a surprise after History." Thought Mike in his head, Mike was looking down to his shoes, so didnt exactly see where was walking. He was about to turn the corner when he walked into someone. "Ah Shit im sorry i wasnt looking where i was going,,," Said Mike picking up the persons book; he didnt know if the person was a girl or a guy since there hoodie was pulled up. "Oh dont worry bout it i wasnt really concentrating myself" Said the person pulling there hoodie down. Mike looked at the front cover of the book, it said "Drumming for Dummies". "Learning drums then?" Asked Mike. "Nah ive been playin for bout 1-2 years, Ive been learning my Moms friends son..Right dip-ass", Mike laughed and handed the person the book. " So whats your name since I know your into drums." Said Mike hopefully thinking he didnt sound too rude. "Alex" the person replied. Alex saw a box on the floor and went back down to pick it up. "This yours?" Said Alex. Mike looked at the box with eyes wide open. He searched threw his pockets and closed his eyes. "Oh shit..." He thought to himself. He opened his eyes and looked at Alex. "Err... ye- um.. yeah.." He said kinda Stuttering. Alex laughed and handed them back to Mike, "Hoping to get lucky tonight then?" Said Alex while laughing. "Nah my mate dared me to go to Ms Johnson's house and asked if she had anyway". Alex stood there with eyes wide open. "Jesus the old bat actually buys them, god I definatly dont wanna know what she does at night now," Said Alex tryin to shake the image outta their head, "You know her?" Said Mike while raising one eyebrow. "Yah I have her for History, or in other words my drooling session." Said Alex while rubbing the back of thier neck. "I didnt know you went your school? How come I havnt seen you before?" "I have my reasons" replied Alex. Mike laughed and started telling Alex he better go back to Billie Joe and Tré. "I'll cya around Alex" He said while waking backwards.
"Yah cya...Wait i didnt get your name?" Said Alex with a confused look. "Oh its Mike." He said in the background. "Ah well cya dude."
Billie Joe and Tré were asleep on the couch with Tré restin on Billies chest. Mike walked in and rolled his eyes, he searched round the room and saw a newspaper, rolled it up and hit Billie Joe and Tré on the head with it. "What the fuck!" Said Billie Joe whiel jumping out of his seat. Mike started laughing and tossed the box of condoms to Billie Joe. "OoOoOoO so you did get them then, me and Tré thought you got lucky since you was taking your time." Said Billie Joe while winking at Mike. Mike just rolled his eyes and walked out the room. "Where you going?" Said Billie Joe while looking confused. "Bed. Since we're crashing here tonight... Well Tré has alright....On your chest." Said Mike while laughing. "Huh?" Said Billie Joe while looking down to his chest. Tré was still there asleep. "Ah Tré god sake get off my chest and sleep somewhere else for fuck sake.... TRE!" Yelled Billie Joe. "W..h..a..t." Said Tré waking up. Billie Joe just got up and Tré went falling down on the couch. "Alright alright ill go to bed...." Said Tré walking off into the kitchen. "Ok does he actually know where hes going?" Said Mike. Billie Joe just laughed and went into his bedroom, leaving Mike laughing on the staircase and Tré wandering around in the kitchen.
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