At the Zoo..., chapter 12

"They were planning to bust out an elephant and a penguin. I've seen them all together...'talking'." Dennis told the security guard with a nasty grin on his face.
"Why would we be talking to them?" Tre' Cool asked, making Dennis sound like a dumbass.
"You were telling them how you were planning on breaking them out. You did it, so don't ask us why." Dennis retorted.
Mike "couldn't hold it in any longer". He bust out laughing. Billie slowly started up, followed by Tre'.
"What is so God damn funny?" The security guard demanded. It was then that they realized the guard was a girl. They had thought it was a big black guy. But just an extremely annoyed black woman.
Mike explained. "Who would be crazy enough to talk to animals and steal them from the zoo?! And on top of all that, who'd be crazier still to report a false story such as that? That guy must be a fucking maniac.!"
The guard had a hat on that covered most of her face. However, Mike still managed to see that she was smiling. They might have a chance!
"They gottchu there, big boy." she said finally.
Dennis' jaw dropped.
The guard straightened. "All of you, come with me."
Maybe they didn't have a chance...