The Unsuspected, chapter 1
One lovely night on Febuary 15th, Adrienne and Billie Joe were walking up their stairs, going to put Joseph and Jakob to sleep!! Well after they were both finally in bed Adrienne said to Billie Joe, "Hey honey, I am going to go get ready for bed" and Billie Joe replied, "Ok, I will be up there in a few minutes". So while Adrienne was heading to bed Billie Joe heard this big fall!! -BANG- It was coming from their room!! He ran as fast as he could.. finally when he got there he saw Adrienne laying on the floor.. He bent down to check if she was still breathing.. and OMG...
CAN YOU GUESS IF SHE IS OR NOT????
And he finds out that shes not breathing.. So he calles 911 and the Ambulance comes right away and takes her to the hostpital.. And he does not know what is going to happen..
-IN THE MEANTIME WHILE BILLIE JOE IS WAITING TO GET A CALL FROM THE HOSTPITAL-
Billie Joe decided to go check on Joseph and Jakob!! When all of a sudden the phone rings!! -BRING.G..GG.. BRING..GG..GG- He runs as fast as he can to the phone and picks it up.. And someone says -HI, IS BILLIE JOE THERE- and Billie Joe says, "Yes, Who is this??" and she says -OH HI, I AM JUST WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO SEND YOU A FREE 1 WEEK SUPPLY OF TAMPONS" and Billie Joe looks down and says "What the fuck is wrong with you".. -AND HANGS UP THE PHONE- He was pissed now because he hasn't got a call from the Hostpital yet!! He is thinking to himself over and over again.. -COULD THIS NIGHT GET ANY WORSE?- So he decides to just sit down with just ONE BEER and to watch MTV!! So he heads over to the kitchen and grabs not ONE but SIX BEERS out of the fridge!! And then he finds a SOFT comfy place on the couch and starts to watch WILBOYZ!! He's watchin the episode where STEV'O and CHRIS are running around naked in the SAVANNAHS!! And Billie Joe is over here thinkin to himself.. -HEY ME, TRE AND MIKE WOULD BE GOOD FOR THAT.. HECK WE LOVE RUNNING AROUND NAKED- But then finally while hes watching it.. it gets cut out and an EMINEM MUSIC VIDEO of "JUST LOSE IT" appears!! Billie Joe jumps out of the couch quick and says "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and throws his beer bottle at his tv.. And as you know..
WHAT HAPPENS??
They tv blows up!! Now hes swearin totally.. "WHAT THE FUCK" then all of a sudden a figure passes by the Living Room window!! and Billie Joe is like "WHAT THE HELL?!" but he doesn't care.. he thinks it was just his imagination!! So finally he decides to go get in the shower while hes waitin for that phone call!! So he runs up stairs into the bathroom!! and taks all of his clothes off and jumps into the shower.. and hes sayin to himself "AHH.. THIS FEELS GOOD"...
-1O MINUTES LATER-
The phone rings!! -BRING..GG..G BRING..GGG..- He jumps out of the shower as fast as he can and grabs a towel and wraps it around him and runs down the stairs!! While he's running he trips over a side of the towel and FALLS down the stairs and lands on the floor and slides to the SLIDING DOOR!! Then he tries to get up when all of a sudden!! Another figure passes!! And hes like "WHAT THE SHIT.. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY ARE THEY OUT THERE?" so now he is like really pissed up because:
1. HIS WIFE HAD TO GO THE HOSPITAL
2. HE WAS WATCHING WILDBOYZ WHEN EMINEM CAME ON
3. HE BROKE HIS TV
4. HE GOT CALLED AND SOMEONE ASKED HIM IF HE NEEDED TAMPONS
5. BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET THE PHONE
6. HE SLIPPED
7. HE KEEPS SEEING SHADOWS
AND NOW 8. HE COULDNT FINISH HIS SHOWER!!!
-5 MIINUTES LATER-
He didn't know what the hell was out there... So he grabbed a KNIFE out of the KITCHEN DRAWER and ran outside (WITH HIS TOWEL STILL ON) when all of a sudden he saw the shadow again!! So he ran after it screaming "COME HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER.. COME HERE" but the figure wouldnt listen.. When all of a sudden another shadow popped out of nowhere!! -Who were they???- He thought to himself!!! And then he started chasing ONE out of the TWO shadows!!! Then a THIRD shadow popped out of nowhere!! and Billie Joes like "WHAT THE FUCK, I GIVE UP I THINK ITS JUST MY IMAGINATION, I GIVE UP!! I HAVE BEEN DRINKIN TOO MUCH BEER LATELY" So he heads inside and starts finishing his beer!! Then all of a sudden!! His phone rings..
-10 MINUTES LATER-
The phone is still ringing!!!
WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS???
CAN YOU GUESS IF SHE IS OR NOT????
And he finds out that shes not breathing.. So he calles 911 and the Ambulance comes right away and takes her to the hostpital.. And he does not know what is going to happen..
-IN THE MEANTIME WHILE BILLIE JOE IS WAITING TO GET A CALL FROM THE HOSTPITAL-
Billie Joe decided to go check on Joseph and Jakob!! When all of a sudden the phone rings!! -BRING.G..GG.. BRING..GG..GG- He runs as fast as he can to the phone and picks it up.. And someone says -HI, IS BILLIE JOE THERE- and Billie Joe says, "Yes, Who is this??" and she says -OH HI, I AM JUST WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO SEND YOU A FREE 1 WEEK SUPPLY OF TAMPONS" and Billie Joe looks down and says "What the fuck is wrong with you".. -AND HANGS UP THE PHONE- He was pissed now because he hasn't got a call from the Hostpital yet!! He is thinking to himself over and over again.. -COULD THIS NIGHT GET ANY WORSE?- So he decides to just sit down with just ONE BEER and to watch MTV!! So he heads over to the kitchen and grabs not ONE but SIX BEERS out of the fridge!! And then he finds a SOFT comfy place on the couch and starts to watch WILBOYZ!! He's watchin the episode where STEV'O and CHRIS are running around naked in the SAVANNAHS!! And Billie Joe is over here thinkin to himself.. -HEY ME, TRE AND MIKE WOULD BE GOOD FOR THAT.. HECK WE LOVE RUNNING AROUND NAKED- But then finally while hes watching it.. it gets cut out and an EMINEM MUSIC VIDEO of "JUST LOSE IT" appears!! Billie Joe jumps out of the couch quick and says "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and throws his beer bottle at his tv.. And as you know..
WHAT HAPPENS??
They tv blows up!! Now hes swearin totally.. "WHAT THE FUCK" then all of a sudden a figure passes by the Living Room window!! and Billie Joe is like "WHAT THE HELL?!" but he doesn't care.. he thinks it was just his imagination!! So finally he decides to go get in the shower while hes waitin for that phone call!! So he runs up stairs into the bathroom!! and taks all of his clothes off and jumps into the shower.. and hes sayin to himself "AHH.. THIS FEELS GOOD"...
-1O MINUTES LATER-
The phone rings!! -BRING..GG..G BRING..GGG..- He jumps out of the shower as fast as he can and grabs a towel and wraps it around him and runs down the stairs!! While he's running he trips over a side of the towel and FALLS down the stairs and lands on the floor and slides to the SLIDING DOOR!! Then he tries to get up when all of a sudden!! Another figure passes!! And hes like "WHAT THE SHIT.. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY ARE THEY OUT THERE?" so now he is like really pissed up because:
1. HIS WIFE HAD TO GO THE HOSPITAL
2. HE WAS WATCHING WILDBOYZ WHEN EMINEM CAME ON
3. HE BROKE HIS TV
4. HE GOT CALLED AND SOMEONE ASKED HIM IF HE NEEDED TAMPONS
5. BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET THE PHONE
6. HE SLIPPED
7. HE KEEPS SEEING SHADOWS
AND NOW 8. HE COULDNT FINISH HIS SHOWER!!!
-5 MIINUTES LATER-
He didn't know what the hell was out there... So he grabbed a KNIFE out of the KITCHEN DRAWER and ran outside (WITH HIS TOWEL STILL ON) when all of a sudden he saw the shadow again!! So he ran after it screaming "COME HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER.. COME HERE" but the figure wouldnt listen.. When all of a sudden another shadow popped out of nowhere!! -Who were they???- He thought to himself!!! And then he started chasing ONE out of the TWO shadows!!! Then a THIRD shadow popped out of nowhere!! and Billie Joes like "WHAT THE FUCK, I GIVE UP I THINK ITS JUST MY IMAGINATION, I GIVE UP!! I HAVE BEEN DRINKIN TOO MUCH BEER LATELY" So he heads inside and starts finishing his beer!! Then all of a sudden!! His phone rings..
-10 MINUTES LATER-
The phone is still ringing!!!
WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS???
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