The Unsuspected, chapter 3
So there he is still walking down the stairs.. When he sees 2 naked dudes laying on his couch and says, "WHAT THE FUCK??" and then looks in the kitchen and theres one more drinking a beer by his fridge.. and Billie Joes like.."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE??" and the one by the fridge just books it to the door and while he passes those other guys he slaps them both on their chests and they say, "WHAT THE HELL" and they see Billie Joe and book it for the door too.. While the other one is all the outside already!!! So Billie Joe starts to freak out!! -I THINK THOSE ARE THE ONES I HAVE BEEN SEEING LATELY!! BUT I DONT KNOW!!- So he just grabs a beer and sits on the couch!!
-10 MINUTES LATER-
He has to go into the bathroom.. So he heads in there. With a face of DISGUST!!! -OMG- he says.. "THERES FUCKIN SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE".. So now he has had it!! He decided to call the Police. So he runs to the phone and dials 911!! "YES" one of them say.."HI, I AM JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GUYS CAN COME OVER AND CHECK SOMETHING OUT".."YEAH SURE.. WE WILL BE OVER THERE SOON" Then Billie Joe hangs up!! So hes just walking around his house when the doorbell rings.. -DING DONG- He runs for the door and theres 2 police man standing there.. Billie Joe is like, "Oh come in and make urself at home" So the police man walk in and decide to take a seat on the couch when while their walking past the bathroom one says, "OMG WHAT IS THAT SMELL???" and he looks in the bathroom and the other one says, "HEY BILLIE DID YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PARTY LAST NIGHT.. THERES ALOT OF SHIT AND PISS IN THERE!!".."NO" Billie Joe says!!
-20 MINUTES LATER-
They are just talking to eachother about what happened.. Billie Joe told them everything!! About the tv and how it broke.. Why his wife wasnt home.. Why there was stuff all over the bathroom!! And why the guest bedroom bed wasnt made!! They just talked about anything and everything!! "SO YOU SAY THREE POEPLE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE.. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE TO ME..".. "YEAH THEY DID BREAK IN...BUT I DONT THINK I COULD EXPLAIN THEM TO YOU" Billie Joe says.."AND WHYS THAT???" the other Police man says."WELL LETS JUST SAY THAT TWO OF THEM HAD BROWN HAIR AND ONE HAD BLONDE AND THEY WERE ALL NAKED!!" Billie Joe tells them.."SO THEY WERE ALL NAKED" The police man says.. "AND DID YOU SEE ANYTHING"..... "YES I DID.. OK" Billie Joe says!! "WELL CAN U EXPLAIN IT TO US??" The Police man says.."UM..m NO I THINK IM OK NOW I AM JUST GOING TO CALL 2 OF MY FRIENDS OVER.. I WILL BE FINE THANKS FOR COMING OVER" Billie Joe adds on.."THANK YOU TOO" They both say while walking out of the door!!
-BILLIE JOE ON THE PHONE WITH MIKE-
"HEY MIKE WHATS UP??"
"Nothing much.. Just sitting here drinking some cofee..How bout u??"
"OH WELL THIS IS LIKE THE WORST DAY EVER FOR ME.."
"why??" Mike asks
"WELL DO YOU WANNA COME OVER AND WE CAN JUST HANG OUT AND TALK"
"yeah sure.. Well I will be over there like in 10 minutes.. Ok" Mike says
"Ok" Billie Joe says while hanging up the phone
-ON THE PHONE WITH TRE-
"HEY WHATS UP TRE"
"nothing much I am just drunk as hell!! lol" Tre says
"OH I SEE!! ARNT YOU ALWAYS.. JK!! WELL HEY DO YOU WANNA COME OVER??"
"yeah sure.. is mike comin??" Tre aks
"YEP HES COMING WELL BE OVER HERE SOON"
"ok bye"
"BYE" Billie Joe says while hanging up with him too!!
So finally Tre and Mike get to Billie Joe's house.. they both ring the doorbell and Billie Joe runs for the door and is just staring at them both....
A couple minutes later.. Hes still staring..
AND THEN....
-10 MINUTES LATER-
He has to go into the bathroom.. So he heads in there. With a face of DISGUST!!! -OMG- he says.. "THERES FUCKIN SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE".. So now he has had it!! He decided to call the Police. So he runs to the phone and dials 911!! "YES" one of them say.."HI, I AM JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GUYS CAN COME OVER AND CHECK SOMETHING OUT".."YEAH SURE.. WE WILL BE OVER THERE SOON" Then Billie Joe hangs up!! So hes just walking around his house when the doorbell rings.. -DING DONG- He runs for the door and theres 2 police man standing there.. Billie Joe is like, "Oh come in and make urself at home" So the police man walk in and decide to take a seat on the couch when while their walking past the bathroom one says, "OMG WHAT IS THAT SMELL???" and he looks in the bathroom and the other one says, "HEY BILLIE DID YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PARTY LAST NIGHT.. THERES ALOT OF SHIT AND PISS IN THERE!!".."NO" Billie Joe says!!
-20 MINUTES LATER-
They are just talking to eachother about what happened.. Billie Joe told them everything!! About the tv and how it broke.. Why his wife wasnt home.. Why there was stuff all over the bathroom!! And why the guest bedroom bed wasnt made!! They just talked about anything and everything!! "SO YOU SAY THREE POEPLE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE.. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE TO ME..".. "YEAH THEY DID BREAK IN...BUT I DONT THINK I COULD EXPLAIN THEM TO YOU" Billie Joe says.."AND WHYS THAT???" the other Police man says."WELL LETS JUST SAY THAT TWO OF THEM HAD BROWN HAIR AND ONE HAD BLONDE AND THEY WERE ALL NAKED!!" Billie Joe tells them.."SO THEY WERE ALL NAKED" The police man says.. "AND DID YOU SEE ANYTHING"..... "YES I DID.. OK" Billie Joe says!! "WELL CAN U EXPLAIN IT TO US??" The Police man says.."UM..m NO I THINK IM OK NOW I AM JUST GOING TO CALL 2 OF MY FRIENDS OVER.. I WILL BE FINE THANKS FOR COMING OVER" Billie Joe adds on.."THANK YOU TOO" They both say while walking out of the door!!
-BILLIE JOE ON THE PHONE WITH MIKE-
"HEY MIKE WHATS UP??"
"Nothing much.. Just sitting here drinking some cofee..How bout u??"
"OH WELL THIS IS LIKE THE WORST DAY EVER FOR ME.."
"why??" Mike asks
"WELL DO YOU WANNA COME OVER AND WE CAN JUST HANG OUT AND TALK"
"yeah sure.. Well I will be over there like in 10 minutes.. Ok" Mike says
"Ok" Billie Joe says while hanging up the phone
-ON THE PHONE WITH TRE-
"HEY WHATS UP TRE"
"nothing much I am just drunk as hell!! lol" Tre says
"OH I SEE!! ARNT YOU ALWAYS.. JK!! WELL HEY DO YOU WANNA COME OVER??"
"yeah sure.. is mike comin??" Tre aks
"YEP HES COMING WELL BE OVER HERE SOON"
"ok bye"
"BYE" Billie Joe says while hanging up with him too!!
So finally Tre and Mike get to Billie Joe's house.. they both ring the doorbell and Billie Joe runs for the door and is just staring at them both....
A couple minutes later.. Hes still staring..
AND THEN....
