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homedemo, May 29th, 2010 at 07:02:49pm
lol why?
homedemo, May 29th, 2010 at 12:03:53pm
BREASTS, May 28th, 2010 at 07:13:58pm
haha I'm glad you enjoy that :)
wanderlust, May 25th, 2010 at 04:40:47pm
hahaha. I think everyone here was extra glad to have beaten crosby. Everyone temporarily loved him when he scored the gold medal goal for team Canada (idk are you Canadian?) then went back to making fun of him :P
wanderlust, May 25th, 2010 at 08:43:48am
I know D:
apparently doesn't "feel like '93" anymore. lol.
I guess I'm rooting for chicago now...
wanderlust, May 24th, 2010 at 09:46:13pm
This made my day so much better omg.
BREASTS, May 24th, 2010 at 03:50:09pm
Four women were having coffee and bragging about their children. The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father."
The next woman tries to top her, "Really? My son married the princess of a small European country and when he walks into the room, people call him your highness!"
The third woman chirps, "Well, my son is a cardinal of the church. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him your eminence!"
The fourth woman is just sitting there sipping her coffee silently and the other three look at her in a subtle way, as if to say 'well...?' She smiles and says, "Oh. My son is a very large and handsome hockey player. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "OH MY GOD...!"
dorian gray., May 24th, 2010 at 12:36:14am
Little Lennie arrived home after his hockey game, threw open the door and ran to his Dad.
"How was the game, son? How did you do?" asked his father, who was unable to attend the game.
"You aren't going to believe it, Dad!" Lennie exclaimed. "I was responsible for the winning goal!"
"That's wonderful," his dad said. "How did you do that?"
"I missed my check on the other team's high scorer!"
dorian gray., May 24th, 2010 at 12:30:35am
A hockey hooligan appeared in court charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer, giving evidence, stated that the accused had thrown something into the canal.
"What exactly was it that he threw into the canal" asked the magistrate.
"Stones, sir."
"Well, that's hardly an offence is it?"
"It was in this case, sir," said the police officer. "Stones was the referee".
dorian gray., May 24th, 2010 at 12:13:50am
that makes it funnier.
dorian gray., May 24th, 2010 at 12:13:18am
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Flyers fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Dougie.. the teacher looks at Dougie and says, "Doug, you're not a Flyers fan?" He says, "Nope, I'm a Leafs fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Leafs fan and not a Flyers fan?" to which Dougie replies, "Well, my mom is a Leafs fan, and my dad is a Leafs fan, so I'm a Leafs fan." The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!" Dougie says, "Then I'd be a Flyers fan!"
i hope you find these funny, because i don't get them.
dorian gray., May 24th, 2010 at 12:04:57am
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. "What team, do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Boston Bruins fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Boston Kills Beloved Family Pet."
dorian gray., May 23rd, 2010 at 11:57:55pm
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."
dorian gray., May 23rd, 2010 at 11:53:42pm
that last one was a good one.
pseudo superhero, May 23rd, 2010 at 11:50:08pm