Lauren! At The Disco.

Hey, I'm Lethal Lauren ™. Let's clear a couple things up. You can call me a piece of shit or a legend for all I care; characters have no value to me. I'm all that and a bottle of Vicodin. I'm the nicest asshole you will never meet. I am brutally honest and incredibly blunt. I'm vain with a bit of shallow on the side. I'm a liar with a dash of hypocrite. I'm trendier than a fucking fashion statement. I am as fake as plastic. I'm as clich'e as television. I'm so scene I straighten my asshairs. If drama was a sin, we'd all be condemned. Now mouth me like you mean it. My best friend is Suzii Synthetic™. The only thing on this world that will ever fucking matter. I live for her. I'm a vegetarian. I do it for the trend. Does that piss you off? Good. I drink. I smoke. I do drugs. I don't give a shit what you thing. Honestly. So what if I do it for an image? It's none of your fucking buisness. You will probably realize I'm a little slut. So what? While half your prissy girls imagine what guys will do to you some day, I get that shit done now. Please, avoid voicing your opinion to me unless I give a shit. You'll just end up with a low self esteem and shattered hopes after I explain to you how much I dont give a shit what you think and how I'm right. You are just jealous you will never have the fucking guts to be who I am.

P.S. Ashlee Simpson is the best singer out there. I don't give a shit what you think. I love My Chemical Romance and want to fuck Frank Iero. I idolize Pete Wentz.




My Tunes:

Bring Me the Horizon.
After the Burial.
Circle of Dead Children.
Cattle Decapitation.
Dick Ford.
A Love Ends Suicide.
Mars Needs Cheerleaders.
See You Next Tuesday.
Suicide Silence.
Dance Club Massacre.
Misericordiam.
Waking the Cadaver.
Elysia.
Yorkshire Manor.
Dr. Acula.
A Black Rose Burial.
Beneath the Massacre.
Dance Gavin Dance.
Symphony in Peril.
Sky Eats Airplane.
The Medic Droid.
I Set My Friends on Fire.
Porcelain and the Tramps.
The Blood Brothers.
Norma Jean.
Every Time I Die.
Children of Bodom.
At the Gates.
Trivium.
Kill Hannah.
The Bled.
Suffokate.
One Last Embrace.
Job for A Cowboy.
Hollywood Undead.
Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Chiodos.
Kill Whitney Dead.
Zao.
HeavyHeavyLowLow.
Cute is What We Aim For.
The Scene Aesthetic.
Too Sorry For Apologies.
The Snake The Cross The Crown.
We Came with Broken Teeth.
Femme Fatality.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Excoriate.
VIVISECTION.
FATE.
VIROLOGY.
Before I Wake.
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.
Sender Recevier.
Daughters.
Cholera.
War from a Harlots Mouth.