Hello, My Name Is Asshole

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Ooooh, I rendered you speechless! Success!

*recieves medal, plack and large ham*
The Kill, October 7th, 2008 at 06:16:00pm
I'm supposed to know NOTHING. If I knew anything... then I'd know something... and I wouldn't know nothing like I'm supposed to.

Got it?
The Kill, October 6th, 2008 at 11:06:48pm
Eh? How should I know? D:
The Kill, October 6th, 2008 at 09:45:05pm
Yeahyeahsuresure.

I actually do a very good impression of that little Bugs Bunny mouse that's always all "Yeah yeah shure shure, riot!"

:tehe:
The Kill, October 4th, 2008 at 06:34:40pm
You like it, you... you MASOCHIST!

O____o;
The Kill, October 4th, 2008 at 04:31:56pm
T___T

*flies you off a flagpole by your hair*
The Kill, October 3rd, 2008 at 05:13:49pm
But the jokes on YOOOOOOU, cause I wasn't wearing any to begin with =D

So... HAH! Called your bluff!

:file:
The Kill, October 2nd, 2008 at 10:36:24pm
*puts on your bra and prances around*

Oooh, look at me! I'm Vaaaalerie! La dee daaaaa!

... And stuff.
The Kill, October 2nd, 2008 at 05:08:03pm
*sticks hand up your shirt, unhooks bra, steals it and runs off to China*

Try and dominate the world braless! You'll never be able to do it! MUWAHAHAHA!
The Kill, October 2nd, 2008 at 06:23:28am
*juggles*
The Kill, October 1st, 2008 at 05:01:07pm
Hm, what? Did you say something?
The Kill, September 30th, 2008 at 06:08:01pm
Or WAS it?!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

...

=] Hi.
The Kill, September 29th, 2008 at 10:40:23pm
*doesn't join you in high-five-age*

You just dramatically high-fived nothing :tehe:
The Kill, September 29th, 2008 at 10:36:28pm
That didn't post everything I said O_O

Comment cont...

Know what I mean? People would tell me to do stuff cause they didn't want to get into trouble. Better me than them, you know? =] Then I hit fifth grade and was like "Know what? f*ck THIS! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR DAMN FRENCH HOMEWORK UP YOUR ASS, CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AIN'T DOIN' IT FOR YA! AAAHH!"

And soon I became the one everyone listened to 8) I was QUEEN. Until I was over-thrown. That b*tch-...

Anyhow, now I'm mature. And neutral. I don't manipulate people unless I think it's absolutely nessesary(sp?) And I definitely don't let people manipulate me ]=<

*sumo stance*
The Kill, September 29th, 2008 at 07:16:51pm
Nah, I was always bigger (by that I mean taller 'cause, believe it or not, I used to be a skinny little thing x)) than the other kids so no one ever "picked" on me. I was just pushed around a lot. I didn't really stand up for myself or say "no" =\ Know what I mean?

"Jaime, draw my picture for art class!"

"Eh, okay."
The Kill, September 29th, 2008 at 07:07:44pm

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