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Weirdo. The only thing I like about laundry is putting on some just-came-out-of-the-dryer clothing and then sniffing myself for about ten minutes because I smell like Bounce sheets. Mmmm.
But, yeah, WEIRDO.
The Kill, November 2nd, 2008 at 11:05:36pm
D: Well, soooorreee I don't wanna have to stop whatever I'm doing to run down 50-some stairs into a cold basement and grab a massive armful of wet clothing and try to shove them in a not-nearly-big-enough hole, usually dropping about 87% of what I'm holding and then when I'm finally done that, run up those 50-some stairs again and go back to whatever I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted by LAUNDRY.
...
*sips tea*
The Kill, November 2nd, 2008 at 09:50:43pm
*blinks*
And it switches itself over from washer to dryer so you don't have to?
o__o
The Kill, November 2nd, 2008 at 09:23:45pm
i know me too. its like, the best holiday, everrrr
Pretty Rave Girl, November 2nd, 2008 at 08:34:03pm
I was doing laundry earlier and was like "Omg, someone should invent a washing machine that's ALSO a dryer. That way people don't have to switch it over, cause it's really annoying and stuff! I'm going to invent it!"
Then my mom burst my bubble by saying it's already been done T__T
WELL, WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!
The Kill, November 2nd, 2008 at 01:25:31am
ahhhh i know right? lol whats been up anyway?
Pretty Rave Girl, November 1st, 2008 at 05:00:18pm
Wouldn't it be OSM if we had the technology to send food by mail, keeping it fresh and warm and... not spilled all over the place?
... How would that work...
*thinks*
The Kill, November 1st, 2008 at 04:42:11pm
o: That sounds like heaven in a cup.
...
I have to settle for some home coffee .__.
The Kill, November 1st, 2008 at 01:41:37pm
*eye roll*
*throws a Coffee Crisp in your general direction*
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 01:34:14pm
o__O
*picks up lip*
*super glues it back to your face*
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 01:23:54pm
*flicks lip*
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 01:15:07pm
You suck.
End of.
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 01:02:56pm
LUL. This story's funny.
“I HATE FORKS!”
“As do I, baby!” His grandmother shouted from the kitchen. “I damn near poked my eye out with one today!”
...
*reading Twi-fic*
>__>
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 12:43:14pm
Exaaaaactly! Laughter is the best kind of medicine. Even when it tries to kill you.
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 12:30:29pm
I love when something's so funny I can't breath and I start crying and my tummy hurts and I look like I'm dying.
That's the best kind of laugh XDXD
And then when I'm finally done it's like "Aaaah..."
*snerk*
Ho ho ho...
The Kill, October 31st, 2008 at 12:24:50pm