Pinball-wizard

- Name
- James O Farrell
- Age
- 33
- Gender
- -
- Location
- The city of Drimoleague
Member since July 8th, 2006
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About
hey hey hey people. emma told me it looked dodgy to not have any personal info about myself on this site so i decided to put some on it.
Here's some funny insults:
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Here's some funny insults:
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
lol thursday then!
Ohhh i get you, but now by a couple of lads who do you mean??? :]]
indie-kid, April 25th, 2007 at 04:18:59pm
btw it's molly i logged on to adam's account as he wanted me to sort something out with his GSB and this is just wayy easier than loggin onto mine and all.. adam is my msn mate btw hahahaha you never go on msn :(
AdamIsASofa, April 23rd, 2007 at 01:53:26pm
Who do you mean by 'we'?
And you know your last 'insult' that was kinda mean as my parents told me i was *ahem* made in the red light area as that was the time my dad was working out in asterdam and was staying *ahem again* there ... they had a couple of bottle of vodka and then i was produced .... lisa was born and went there too, they knew they couldn't stay there anymore when lisa asked can i have that doll in the window *shudders*
My family is so weird ...
AdamIsASofa, April 23rd, 2007 at 12:49:39pm
ahhhhh i get it now! *staker* Im joking hahahaha
So how is life to you? Feile beag soon, shall be interesting *sigh*
indie-kid, April 22nd, 2007 at 08:50:27am
ahhhhh i get it now! *staker* Im joking hahahaha
So how is life to you? Feile beag soon, shall be interesting *sigh*
indie-kid, April 22nd, 2007 at 08:50:27am
I'm now really confused by your last comment- how was fun fun funderland? :]
indie-kid, April 14th, 2007 at 05:22:38pm
Now i can't remember what i wrote... bugger!
indie-kid, March 28th, 2007 at 04:14:25pm
ha sounds fun XD
jenna:hearts:spencer, March 17th, 2007 at 09:57:42am
Not much. Just had a bad day 2day
Shenanigan123, March 16th, 2007 at 01:23:10am
:]
haha
indie-kid, March 14th, 2007 at 06:42:28pm
XD :]
so whats up
jenna:hearts:spencer, March 11th, 2007 at 12:23:19am
Very Confusing
Shenanigan123, March 10th, 2007 at 02:14:58am
i adddddded you :]
jenna:hearts:spencer, March 9th, 2007 at 03:51:16pm
I know. I added u but it doesn't show on my friends list
Shenanigan123, March 9th, 2007 at 01:36:40am
24th of march
Shenanigan123, March 8th, 2007 at 12:08:17am