Clitorial Devourment
- Name
- Aquired Given Name
- Age
- 33
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Running with scissors.
Member since September 22nd, 2006
Contact
- PM
- Send a private message
- Friends
- Add to friends
- MSN
- saintemmy@hotmail.com
- AIM
- thesaintemmy
- YIM
- allamericanwhoreo
- MySpace
- www.myspace.com/saintemmy
About
I'll be happy to answer any and all of your butterfly questions today.
HELLO.
-----------I am Emily
-------Strangely, I have a friend named Miles
-----------And I call him my kitty.
-------I am aged 16 years old and 3/4 at the time of writing this
------------Scrubs is my favorite show
-------Put up or shut up
-------------I'm tall as frick
--------5'11 biznatch
-------------I've naturally got white blonde hair but it's 459485948 different colors
---------My hair is flamboyant
---------------My eyes are the most BOOTIFUL shade of blue
----------I kinda do/kinda don't have a boyfriend
----------------I mean, he loves me but I don't love him
------------I'm in love with a boy named Kurt Knudsen
----------------But he's only my friend.
---------My house is a zoo
-----------------I don't have a best friend
-----------I live in CHICAGO.
-----------------Forrealz, yo.
------------I like to act like a wigger
-----------------But I dun like rap music, sir.
-----------I say sir a lot.
------------------Even to girls
-------------My AIM is thesaintEMMY
------------------MSN be saintemmy@hotmail.com
------------YIM is loopsarefrooty
-------------------Add me on Myspace, I love friends. www.myspace.com/saintemmy
-------------Mm, that's all I feel like typing.
--------------------OH, and a thing lives in my wall.
-------------It doesn't let me sleep at night.
--------------------Forrealz, yo.
-------------Goodbai, dearies.♥
♫CALL ME♫ (219)364-8076
Who I DISLIKE
[IN NO DIRECT ORDER]
1: Moderators
2: Tattletales
3: Stuck up people who think that what they know is better than what you know.
4: Authority, unless I'm the one who's authoritized.
"I'll fly away,
Arms clutched
Tightly
Around the frail arms
Of my personal
Guardian Angel
Who is
Torn between
Helping me get through
and saving his own skin
From utter destruction"
I AM Emily The Strange.
HELLO.
-----------I am Emily
-------Strangely, I have a friend named Miles
-----------And I call him my kitty.
-------I am aged 16 years old and 3/4 at the time of writing this
------------Scrubs is my favorite show
-------Put up or shut up
-------------I'm tall as frick
--------5'11 biznatch
-------------I've naturally got white blonde hair but it's 459485948 different colors
---------My hair is flamboyant
---------------My eyes are the most BOOTIFUL shade of blue
----------I kinda do/kinda don't have a boyfriend
----------------I mean, he loves me but I don't love him
------------I'm in love with a boy named Kurt Knudsen
----------------But he's only my friend.
---------My house is a zoo
-----------------I don't have a best friend
-----------I live in CHICAGO.
-----------------Forrealz, yo.
------------I like to act like a wigger
-----------------But I dun like rap music, sir.
-----------I say sir a lot.
------------------Even to girls
-------------My AIM is thesaintEMMY
------------------MSN be saintemmy@hotmail.com
------------YIM is loopsarefrooty
-------------------Add me on Myspace, I love friends. www.myspace.com/saintemmy
-------------Mm, that's all I feel like typing.
--------------------OH, and a thing lives in my wall.
-------------It doesn't let me sleep at night.
--------------------Forrealz, yo.
-------------Goodbai, dearies.♥
♫CALL ME♫ (219)364-8076
Who I DISLIKE
[IN NO DIRECT ORDER]
1: Moderators
2: Tattletales
3: Stuck up people who think that what they know is better than what you know.
4: Authority, unless I'm the one who's authoritized.
"I'll fly away,
Arms clutched
Tightly
Around the frail arms
Of my personal
Guardian Angel
Who is
Torn between
Helping me get through
and saving his own skin
From utter destruction"
I AM Emily The Strange.
I'd be happy too. =]
Oh Alice Dont Stop!, July 10th, 2007 at 09:33:35am
heyy hows it going?
natINTHEhat, July 10th, 2007 at 09:09:38am
Saaaaaaaaaaad.
Oh Alice Dont Stop!, July 10th, 2007 at 08:55:40am
Oh
Very sorry,
I get that a lot.
Jessika with a K, July 10th, 2007 at 08:11:07am
Well isn't that you in your pic?
from far away it looks like it, idk I didn't click on it. but they are like really white.
Jessika with a K, July 7th, 2007 at 12:11:43am
yOU have perfect teeth.
=]
Jessika with a K, July 6th, 2007 at 12:30:35am
i missed yew
._______________.
paper heart., June 7th, 2007 at 10:44:52pm
-intro-
Another toilet trip a poo stuck up your butt
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you were to go
So make the best of this poop and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the poo of your life
:D
Mike Dirnt., May 24th, 2007 at 11:00:43am
I hope you had the poo of your life
:D
Mike Dirnt., May 23rd, 2007 at 11:33:44am
Welllll
It was the best poo of my life so far
:]
Mike Dirnt., May 21st, 2007 at 02:55:18am
Izz Lovezzle youzz
is that gansta' D:
Spunkii Strife, May 19th, 2007 at 08:56:43pm
...
The Best Poo Of My Life
:]
Mike Dirnt., May 19th, 2007 at 07:09:34pm
=OOOO
I SHALL RESIST PEER PRESSURE
i think...
serenade sarahh, May 12th, 2007 at 07:30:14am
PEER PRESSURE DDD:
Hello.
serenade sarahh, May 9th, 2007 at 01:33:38pm
I just think it's sick that you have 'em in your profile.
Lina, Crack whore<3, May 8th, 2007 at 08:15:31pm