Mike's Bitch

Mike's Bitch
Name
Zoe Pritchard aka Mike's Bitch
Age
30
Gender
Female
Location
DBZ & GD Neverland!!!

Member since January 4th, 2007

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MY INFO

Ok, here we go....

My name is Zoe Pritchard (please note it is my alias name) I am also called Mike's Bitch or The Non-American Idiot...... I am also called Fridge by my so called friends...... (dont ask)

I am 17, straight, approx 5ft 7inch and have HUGE size 9 feet lmfao


I fall off chairs a lot... *falls off chair* Smiley
I poke or prod people randomly *pokes and prods you* Smiley
When its too quiet, I make noises *miaows* .... *pop*


I can play bass and I plan on getting one soon!!!!!! But my mum says "you're not having a bass" so if I do get one, she'l probs take it away... awww....
I can play the drums a lil bit, not brilliant at them....
I cannot play guitar to save my life
I can play the piano and accordian
I used to be able to play the flute... *cringe*


People Who Are Not Me Writing On My Profile!!!

MagiquePomme_Wo_Ot
Alien Asian was here!
Mess with her and I will kickyour ass!
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THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!!!!

A lady walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting at the counter, she goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic beer" he says.
She thinks hes a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that tthere is noone else worth talking to, so she goes back the the man and says "That isn't really magic beer is it?".

"Yes i'll show you". He takes a dink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady cant believe it. "I bet you cant do that again".

He takes another drink of his beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times & comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bar tender, "give here one of what I'm having".

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body & dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".


Stuff I Love About Green Day

Their music fucking rocks!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

Billie Joe is cute!!! And Tre is sexy but for me, Mike is my favourite... He is so darn cute and hot and fucking sexy and I love him muchly!!!

*pause*

I Smiley MIKE DIRNT!!!!!!!!!! *falls off chair*Smiley

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Aw.... *strokes photo* so f****** sexy.....

BIAB amazed me so much!!! It showed me how much they love their music, they played so passionately (sounds soppy eh?) and Mike inspired me to play Bass, I couldn't keep my eyes off him lol

Quotes

Billie Joe Quotes:

As long as he's gonna be President I'm gonna have to say f*** George W Bush

GET OUT OF MY F****** GARDEN!!!!!!

And my name, is George W Bush! *crowd boos* Actually my name is Asshole *crowd cheers*

OOOOOH!!!
OOOOOOOOHH!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
SOMEBODY F*** ME!!!!!!!!!!

*sings* I'm never gonna be a mud hippy... like YOU!!!


Tre Quotes:

Tre Cool plays the drums in Green Day... And he.. *sniff* snorts donut sprinkles... oooh... ooh, thats a sweet drain *grins*

Orange Mocha Frappachino!!! Smiley

We're actually considering becoming Canadian citizens since George Bush stole another election

YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIIIIGGGHHHTTSSSS!!! YOU SUCK!!!! SHUT UUUUPPPP!!!! YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIIIGGHHHTTSSS!!!!


Mike Quotes:

If you're Mr Sensitive, don't hang out with us

Happiness is a road travelled not a destination

YOU GUYS LIKE TO F*** ASS!!!

Im a freak mother f***** lets get it on

Billie: Mike will you do your radio voice?
Mike: Well.. SOMETIMES I DO MY RADIO VOICE *ccccshshhshhs* AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE ROOM!!!


Togetherness Quotes:

Mike: Acid agreed with me way too much when I was a kid... stay off it... its bad stuff
Tre: Sniff glue!!!

Mike: WHY ARE THERE NO CLOUDS IN THE SKY?!?!
Tre: BECAUSE GOD WANTS TO WATCH HIS FAVOURITE BAND AGAIN!!!

Interviewer: So uh, what do you guys like to do in your spare time?
*they look at each other*
Tre: Fiddle about.... Fiddle about...
*they laugh*
Billie: You know... I'm not quite sure....
Mike: I like to do the same as you...
*Billie pulls a wtf face*
Mike: Hold Little Mike
*Mike bursts out laughing and hides behind Tre and Billie*

MY GREATEST TEN SECONDS Will be......
Climb up onto the stage at a Green Day concert (ch'yeah!) kiss Billie and Tre and then make out with Mike, moon the bouncers and then dive into the moshpit, hopefully crowd surfing OMGyes lmfao


ImageHow fucking hot!!! Sorry mike dirnts bass, I stole it off your profile!!!!

CLICK THIS ---->DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!!!

HOUSE ROCKS!!!
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I didn't make that but I LOVE it!!! House rocks soooo much!!!
THE NEW SERIES STARTED ON THE 22nd MARCH!!!!

MY NEW FAVOURITE QUOTE!!!

Lady: I'm lookgin after him for the same reason you treated him
House: Some guy shot you in the neck and you hallucinated???

My R.I.P.'s

04/09/2006 Steve Irwin - The Crocodile Hunter
25/01/07 Bennyboo Three Legs - My nan's dear three legged Old English Sheep Dog


IMA MESSAGEBOARD IDIOT!!!!!!!
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie: 0-99
Geek: 100 - 299
Idiot: 300 - ....


DRAGONBALL Z

I LOVE DRAGONBALL Z!!!! *falls off chair* Smiley

Vegeta has the best fucking attitude EVER!!! I AM HIS LOST TWIN SISTER!!!! I SWEAR!!! *falls off chair* Smiley
Wanna see him??? Of course you do!!!
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Yes.... That is Vegeta.....
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And that is Vegeta in super saiyan form when he was possesed by Babidi, but in this screenshot (not taken by me) he broke the possesion and decided he would pretend he was still under mind control but destroy Majin Buu.... yip *nod*
And just in case you want a better look at my profile picture.....
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VEGETA QUOTES!!!
"This is ridiculous! I am a warrior! Not a.. a.. a variety of flower!"
"Why do you keep looking over here? Have you never seen a pink shirt before? If you like it that much you can have it!"
"Ah! You imbecile! You tell me now?! Don't you think that's important information?!"
"You're not a warrior! You're just a mindless freak of nature!!!"

TRUNKS QUOTES!!!
"You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man!"
"Waa, waa! Stop cryin' ya loser!"
"Dummy!"

VEGETA AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
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GOKU AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
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TRUNKS AVATARS from Saiyajin Rivalry
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GOHAN DANCE!!!
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DOCTOR WHO ROCKS YOUR SOCKS!!!!
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LMFAO!!!!
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I hurt now... fell off the chair too much.... doh...

THIS IS THE WAY I AM!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN F*** YOU!!!! Finger ASSHOLES!!!!

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