BillieJoerox98

Mikayla here!!!!!!!!
a few short messages!
eat me bitch... lol... just wanted to say that
Tell your mother she looks good in the shower...
i'm an asshole... deal with it...
I have a beautiful girlfriend Alma... try to fuck with her you have to fucking deal with me... she's beautiful and sexy and... and... words cannot describe my love for her... so FUCK YOU!!!
Jack Clifford is an asswad.. i hope he dies a painful death...
Paige Booth is a slut... i have my reasons for that...
Layne Rowe is a slut... she was supposed to be my friend yet she ended up getting Cody Stone and Eden Hansted to cheat on me...
Melissa Mascari is a slut for the same reason as Layne... same people too...
Sarah-boo Giles is my best friend in the whole world and you're the best person to lick, bite and annoy in the world...
Jason Cutrona is also one of my best friends! i don't have many friends so yer! HI JASE!
Madie Doig rox this shit!!!! rock on mutha fucker...
I like to sleep... it's fun... srsly...
my favourite food of all time is SKITTLES!!! they make me hyper...
i'm like Gerard because a day in the life of me would be all like... "I'm gonna get coffee. Let's go get coffee."
Coffee makes me sleepy... coffee rushes do not exist in my brain... it's not strong enough... only skittles can make me psycho!!!
i knocked over an isle in Safeway and spilt coffee EVERYWHERE!!!
it was fun
THATS ME!!!
if you don't like me... you're an asshole... (but not as bigger asshole as me)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
Why do we kill people, who kill people to show that killing people is wrong???

OMG click here to see pics from when i met GERARD!!!
Fall Out Boy- A little less 16 candles, a little more 'touch me'

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*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile


***If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your profile****



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You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when...
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when you hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents a bajillion of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE


Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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♥ If You Ever Felt Alone ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Rejected ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Confused ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Anxious♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Wrong ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Wronged♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Unclean ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Angry♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Ashamed ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Curious ♥
♥ If You Ever Felt Used ♥

♥ Be Prepared To Feel Revenge♥
♥ Feel The Romance ♥

♥ My Brutal Romance♥
♥ My Beautiful Romance ♥
♥ My Innocent Romance♥
♥ My Childish Romance ♥
♥ My Miserable Romance ♥
♥ My X-Rated Romance ♥
♥ My Harlequin Romance♥
♥ My Selfish Romance ♥

♥ My Chemical Romance ♥
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We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene,
seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved Pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.


MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "

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This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.

This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.

This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.

This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.

This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.

This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.

This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.

This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.

This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.

This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.

This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.

This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.

This is for all the kids who were never okay.

This is for the MCRmy.
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Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray,and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.

2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee

3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior

4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely

5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats

6.Thou shall strike violent poses

7.Thou shall stay out of the light

8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood

9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses

10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living


The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe

2. Thou shall eat skittles

3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up

4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood

5. Thou shall get tattoos

6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)

7. Thou shall grin with all teeth

8. Thou shall change hair style every year

9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict

10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage

2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison

3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity

4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself

5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers

6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible

7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls

8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping

9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart

10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou

2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses

3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly

4. Thou shall love cats

5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown

6. Thou shall T.P New York

7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more

8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number

9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever

10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more

2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes

3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)

4. Thou shall not like to read

5. Thou shall not bother to cook

6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’

7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened

8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part

9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction

10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro
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Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
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1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. {{{i've yet to do this and it makes me sad}}}
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42. Black is your favorite color.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
54. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
59. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
60. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You call Gerard "Gee."
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
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The Ten Commandments of a Green Day
(with slight editing by me)
1. Thou shalt not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shalt live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shalt thank thy lucky stars.
4. Thou shalt whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shalt spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shalt say thy 1,000 hours love in a song if thy pen writes wrong.
7. Thou shalt respect the Messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shalt not ask why. Tis a lesson learned in time.
10. Thou shalt rock hard. (if need be, pantless)
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My Chem Qoutes

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!" - Gerard

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it’s because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard

"Well, I’m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer" - Gerard

"This ain't gonna cut the mustard" - Gerard

"Now all you need do is catch the flu, have your mum yell at you for not calling, and your in My Chemical Romance" - Gerard

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?" - Gerard

"Is that a boa?? I sure do loveee boas" - Gerard

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres’s new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.

First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It’s a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That’s not the plural of moose, it"s moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it’s meese.

Frank: I’d date Gerard.

The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there"s quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
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Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It’s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
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Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started, the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!


Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...
- Gerard Way

In this world, you are categorized by what you wear, how you act, and what you look like. This drives me insane. Stereotyping, racisms, and gossip. Those are the three main things teenagers experience at school. You would think the three main subjects would be more like math, science, and social studies. Maybe something like that. But the real world has nothing to do with these subjects (well, for teenagers, anyway.) When you go to school everyday, you are faced with challenges that adults find “silly” or “submissive.” These challenges are really harder than they seem. You can’t wear Etnie’s and a Hollister shirt together without being called a poser. You can’t paint your nails black without being called emo or goth. You can’t wear anything pink without being considered a prep. There are so many stereotypes to this world. Also, you think you are friends with someone one day, and the next you find out they’ve been talking about you behind your back for weeks. This world shouldn’t be like that. That’s just not right. Also, it is assumed that all black people are supposed to wear baggy clothes, listen to rap, and live in the ghetto. It is assumed that all white people aren’t cool, that they listen to rock and roll, and that they are goody-goodies. All skaters are potheads. All blondes are ditsy. All black people are cool. All smart kids are nerds.
Newsflash:

YOU’RE
FUCKING
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!


Suicide
Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts

Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor.
That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24yr old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job
-- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? :
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around your family.
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.

She Has Thought About That Many Times, But This Helped Her Through It. It Can Help You





Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college;
I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have kids, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, please tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Lily's Story
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Lilly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.


There are thousands of kids out there just like Lilly.
And you can help.

The Emo Bible
Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles?.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle? fairy. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ?.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles?.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.
The End


One day skittles and gummybears will take over the world. But they need our help. Please put this in your profiles and signatures to help them on their way to world domination! Hooray for world domination that tastes really good!