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IM NOT REALLY A 37 YEAR OLD MALE...I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU SO I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO I AM O_o
hey my name is ! thats what my friend calls me yes i said FRIEND. um i really love Green Day & MCR. i have blue eyes (like Frank Edwin Wright III also known as Tre' cool) and im about 168cm. im a drummer, guitarist and singer. my fam is real musical!!!! I LOVE FOAMY THE SQUIRELL!!!. i love music its my life (other than friends & fam) i hope to have a caree in music and i also wanna be a writer. i love everything about music. my MP3 player is my best friend along with ! i can listen to hours on end. my fave bands are Green Day, Panic! At The Disco. Simple Plan My Chemical Romance. my fave word is . Im in a band with my best friend . Its called Dying Pride!...well thats me! well thats acctuly my profile im me...

DON'T KNOCK ON DEATHS. DOOR RING THE DOOR BELL AND RUN AWAY. HE HATES THAT!!

FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE WETING YOUR PANTS, EVERY ONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL IT'S WARMTH...

I HEART ELMO...HE'S SO CUTE I LUV THAT LITTLE RED MONSTER!

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OMG! LOOK A DISTRACTION!!! -points- -runs away as you stupidly look-

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Leave it to MTV to screw shit up! Bloody MTV!!!!!!

www.frank-iero.net

JUST THOURGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW...I PUT MAGOTS IN YOUR BED...O_o


KING FOR A DAY
it started at the age of 4
my mother went to the grocery store
i went sneaking through her bedroom door
to find somthing in a size 4

suger and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls,
GI joe in pantyhose is making room for your one and only
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
KING FOR A DAY in a leather thong
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
just wait till all the guys get a load of me

my daddy threw me in therapy
he thinks im not a real man
who put the drag in the drag queen
don't knock it until you've tryed it

suger and spice and everything nice asn't mad for only girls
GI joe in pantyhose is making rock for your one and only
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
KING FOR A DAY in a leather thong
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
just wait till all the guys get a load of me

suger and spice and everything nice asn't mad for only girls
GI joe in pantyhose is making rock for your one and only
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
KING FOR A DAY in a leather thong
KING FOR A DAY princess by dawn
just wait till all the guys, just wait till all the guys,
just wait till all the guys get a load of me!

DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE
i wanna be your dominated love slave
i wanna be the one that takes the pain
you can spank me when do not behave
mack me in the forehead with a chain

cause i love feelin' dirty
and i love feelin' cheep
and i love it when you hurt me
so drive those staples deep

i want you to slap me and call me naughty
put a belt sander against my skin
i wanna feel pain all over my body
can't wait to be punished for my sins

ALL BY MYSELF
i was aloun
i was all by myself
no one was looking
i was thinking of you
oh yer did i meantion
i was all by myself
all by myself
all by mysef
all by myself

i went to your house but no one was there
i went in your room
i was all by myself
you and me had such wonderfall times
when im all by myself
all by myself
all by myself
POP

86
what brings you around
did you loose somthing the last time you were hear
you'll never find it now
its buried deep with your identity
so stand aside and let the next one pass
don't let the door kick you in the ass

theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
don't even try

EXIT out the back
and never show our head around again
purchase you ticket and
quicky take the last train
out of town

so stand aside and let the next one pass
don't let the door kick you in the ass

theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
don't even try

theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
theres no return from 86
don't even try

D.U.I (Driving Under The Influence)
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's see just how quickly we can go
Let's plowed and plow down some old lady
Let's go drink off the stereo

Let's go down and vomit out the window
Let's keep score of how many we've killed
Two tequila slammers off the dashboard
There's an alcoholic at the wheel

Careful when I'm taking this next corner
Don't want anybody wasting beer
Pass another lime and Corona
Too drunk to use my butt for shifting gears

Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's do donuts in the cul-de-sac
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Whirling and we're never coming back

Whirling and we're never coming back

Whirling and we're never coming back


1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."



The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

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