Hanging On

Hanging On
Name
jiffy
Age
27
Gender
Female
Location
in my huni's arms♥

Member since October 10th, 2008

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Click this!!!!! please!!!

ok lets see about me:

imma girl if u havnt noticed
i have brown hair just past my shoulders its has kinda blonde streaks on top and darker brown on the bottom layers
i have green eyes
my body type is skinny i guess cause thats just what my friends say so...
i am 5'5"
i am mostly German but am also dutch and swiss wow i sound lyk a type of cheese ^.^
i am easily distracted and have a weird sense of humor
i live in a small hick town(village) it is so small and everyone is a... im nt gonna finish dat

im happily taken at the moment. his name is Justin and yes hes a guy.(for some reason some ppl kept askin if he was) hes the nicest guy ive ever met ♥love ya hun!!♥

TALK TO ME I DON’T BITE I SWEAR!!! OK I LIED BUT STILL TALK TO ME!!

dont mess w me cause i will kill u but i am currently goin through a hit list so if u piss me off u may have a while to live unless u really... piss me off u may just move to da top.

anywhore lets see if u want to talk to me i am usually on chat around from 7:30-to 9 + pm to am my time so ya i live in Ohio if that helps or leave me a comment ill talk to u dat way too

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my phobias:

Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia or Altophobia- Fear of heights
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Dementophobia/Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking
Lygophobia/Myctophobia- Fear of darkness
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Obesophobia/Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright

jiffyaphobia- fear of me
list of other phobias

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quote board:
Kid: mommy does march or September come first? kids brother: July duh
Hannah: what does water taste lyk? Olivia: melted ice duh!!
mr.thomas: ...and thats what im doin to ur face right now!!!!
Richy: straight guys need to b a little more gay.
Richy: mmm donuts. i lyk them long and cream filled.
Michael: im going to put our relationship on pause...Me: im not a movie u cant just pause me!!!!
me: man, my fuck just died evee: O.o how do u kill a fuck? me: i meant to say duck. but if i had to guess... u forgot who u were with? ooo maybe u fell asleep n.n
evee that hurt like a monkey.
MORE CUMMIN STAY TUNED!!

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Put this on your site if you support Emos
Dare to be different!
-EMOS-

Are not cry babies
Do not always wear black
Can be very nice people
Don't always cut themselves
Are not always depressed
Can be happy too
Are people just like you

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Hey girls, you're beautiful.

Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.
That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you're too good.
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14.
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true.

- fuck sincerely, Gerard way

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Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there.
Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
The dinosaurs did go exstinct because of a meteor. They bacame exstinct because of Torosaurus.
When if comes to girls, Gerard Way doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says "Now".
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
If Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."

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I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you would leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete everyone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
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Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!

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Funny huh? Isnt it funny, that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isnt it funny, you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone. Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny, a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY, that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing.
ITS SO FUNNY, that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY, that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS. KEEP ON LAUGHING
Isnt it funny, you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON A FUCKED UP DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING

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"GRADE ME"

F-= Damn what happened to you?
F= Damn your ugly.
D-= Your parents must be hated.
C-= Your just someone I don't want to talk to ok?
C=Your ok, but you need work...
C+= Your just average.
B-=Your kinda cute and your cool I guess.
B+=Pretty damn attractive, and I'd hit that.
A-=Your etremely attractive and your awesome.
A= DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!
A+=Will you go out with me seriously?
A++= Will you marry me?
A+++= TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP

YOU ARE afraid to see what people think of you if you dont repost this!!!!
Reply to me the grade you think I deserve.


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Month one
Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this


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TRY NOT 2 CRY"

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****

Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Dont send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.

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FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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Find the guy...

who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road.

Girl: "Slow down. I'm scared." Guy: "No, this is fun."

Girl: "No, its not. Please, its too scary."

Guy:"Then tell me you love me." Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"

Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug." *Girl hugs him*

Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."

Paper the next day: Motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.

The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die That guy loved that girl so much that he died for her.

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Please fill in and comment Very Happy :

Who you are:

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. How long do you know me?
4. How good do you know me?
5. Would you hug me?
6. Would you kiss me?
7. Do you love me?
8. Are you afraid of me?

What do you think of...:

1. My inside?
2. My outside?
3. Our friendship?
4. Me?

What would you do if I...:

1. Asked you to be my friend?
2. Hugged you?
3. Slapped you?
4. Sat on the ground, crying?
5. Said you were cute?
6. Asked you to join me in a trip to Hawaii?
7. Kissed you?
8. If I said I loved you?

<3 Be honest!

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HOLY SHIT THIS WORKS!!! i'm not kidding

I strongly suggest you try this:

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game.....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

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NOW...put this on ur site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!!


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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of shxt!

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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child dies every day from child abuse.
And if you have an ounce of pity in you for Auroura (the little girl),
and you hate child abuse with a passion,
you will but this in your profile and help out those abused children,
and let them know that someone cares for them.
It doesn't take that long only about 10 seconds
so please just do it.

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What your name means:

A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H:You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Great in bed.
N: you like to drink A LOT.
O: awesome kisser
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way)
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You are really silly.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Great in bed.
Z : Always ready.......
(what does your name mean?^)

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Things to do at Walmart:


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheelchairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fights with stuffed animals
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store a bunch of times and see if anyone notices
21. Men: Take womens clothing and go to the changing rooms
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend who works at walmart and walk around helping customers and moving things and talking to other employees.
This is my absolute favorite and completely original
24. Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:


1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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What would you do if you woke up one morning and found me in your bed?

[ ]1) kiss me & go back to sleep
[ ]2) slap me
[ ]3) cuss me out
[ ]4) jus tell me to leave
[ ]5) climb on top of me and cuddle
[ ]6) fuck me .... details please!
[ ]7) go down on me
[ ]8 ) make me breakfast
[ ]9) ask me my name
[ ]10) call the cops
[ ]11)make love to me until we get tired
[ ]12) Be so damn shocked that you would flush, roll back over and pretend I wasn't there until you could think straight.
[ ]13) Jump out of the bed and stare until you found your voice, then ask wtf I was doing there.
[ ]14) Stare and check me out.
[ ]15) leave the room and check yourself over thinking "WTF did I do last night???"
[ ]16) Wrap your arms around me and drift back to sleep.
[ ](17) tell me you love me.
[ ] (18 ) if any thing else tell me.

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Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts.


Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25-year-old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humor.
That was before he leapt from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But worst of all he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12-year-old with extensive liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24-year-old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job--
but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned?
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around at your family. You don't want them to die, do you?
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

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So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.

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LOVE

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.

Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
*Put this on your profile if you agree*

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ILOVEYOU is 8 letters but so is BULLSHIT
There's no I in TEAM but there is a M and an E and that spells ME
The best part of BELIEVE is the LIE
To finish first, first you must finish
Fail to plan, plan to fail
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that
Good thing u cant die from a broken heart or i'd be 6 feet under
YAY!!!!!!!!

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Funny Thing:


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead.

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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!

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My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Lilly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

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There are thousands of kids out there just like Lilly.
And you can help.
i am not lily but, when i read that i almost cried!!
so i posted it... no shit

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All Love is Beautiful

♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♂ = ♥

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You know you live in the 21 century when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5...
10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5...
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
~~~I fell for this soooo bad,omfg

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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS


1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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RANDOM SHIT


You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If you're a girl and you've ever
beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy this into your profile!
(Sorry girls only)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere , copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this too your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now Razz)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE MORE AWESOME THAN ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile(I'm so with that group!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If Math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" - from Tuatara peoples.

"I don't lie. I fib in big portions." “ CrimsonScarz

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil" “A certain persons sister

HOLY SNOWMAN SHITTING SKITTLES (idk I just copied it off of this chicks profile along with most of the stuff on here.)

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more"

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."

"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"

My life has gone from bad, to worse, to a little bit better, then it just fell off the damn cliff. “CrimsonScarz

You know what? Go play in traffic!

YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU THROW A FIT IF YOU DON'T

FAME IS ONLY A MEMORY, BUT THE INTERNET IS FOREVER

MONKEY SAY MONKEY DO (ha ha monkeys! I love monkeys!)

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up!

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you...NOT!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It’s because your gay ain't it, and you already have a boyfriend?"

When you're in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun! If we ever get out, wanna do it again?!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut the hell up.

Part of my becoming? Congratulations. You're part of my becoming pissed off!

Why can't scientists do something productive, like cure cancer or something, and no, killing everyone who has cancer does not count as a cure!

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

The world is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Never underestimate the stupidity of guys in large groups.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick! Back up!

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later

I thought I was stupid, before I met y'all!

I have seen purple cows.

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light.

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

PINK BUNNIES OF DOOM!!
(/ /)
(O.o)
( / )


Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies. The Light side has spinadge. EW!)

"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "

"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.

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I am the girl who gets uncomfortable around people alot but never shows it.
I am the girl who is confused about her sexuality so she doesn't go out with anyone.
I am the girl who thinks she will never be perfect or pretty.
I am the girl who is over weight.
I am the girl who is married to her music.
I am the girl who will pass out from drinking whenever she can get her hands on it.
I am the girl who over reacts alot.
I am the girl who will always be here for her friends.
I am the girl who will give away money.
I am the girl who will get good grades.
I am the girl who enjoys baking, gaming and art.
I am the girl who prefers to sit in alone reading a book.
I am the girl who spends way to much time on the computer.
I am the girl who pushes her friends away sometimes just to be alone.
I am the girl who has attempted suicide many times.
I am the girl who starts a fight with her family whenever she can.
I am the girl who has no clue what to do with her life.

Over and fucking out.

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