Jigsawess

You expect to break me? Impossible! You broke me years ago. You killed me years ago.

My name is Katharine Meredith. Or Kati if you don't want to die.

Katharine from Katharine Hepburn, Meredith from my uncle Andrew Meredith.

Yes, it's KathArine, not KathErine, thankyou very much.

I was born on the 29th August 1992.

Yes, Michael Jackson and I share a birthday.

My friends are pretty much the air I breathe.

I love my amazing boyfriend Peter.

If you get me to watch An American Girl in Paris: Part Une (Sex and The City) or The One with Rachel's Going Away Party (Friends) you'll see me cry cause I don't EVER want to have to say goodbye to one of my friends.

Again, that is.

I'm NOT Australian. I'm German, Estonian and English.

Don't call me a Nazi, or I'll put you in a concentration camp.

I play the flute, guitar, drums and such things. My flutes are called Bill and Tarantella, my guitar is called Jinx The Judge's Son.

I don't eat meat, I don't have a god. Extremist vegetarian Atheist, much?

Don't go preaching to me about how healthy it is to eat meat, or about how Jesus loves everyone.

Just DON'T. Me, Richard Dawkins and Paul McCartney will kick your ass.

Don't be an I.Diot. Have braiN.S.

I'm naturally blonde, but my hair is really dark red with black streaks, grey/green/blue eyed, tall, fat and pale. I can turn very red for no reason at all.

Chances are, I hate myself more than you'll ever hate me.

And that's saying something, some people really fucking hate me.

Chavs threaten to kill me quite often.

I have insectophobia, monophobia, aphenphosmphobia and tomophobia.

You can look those up, or it means I fear cockroaches, snails, slugs, caterpillars, being alone, being touched on the stomach, and having surgery.

I hate it when short people make me feel like a giant.

I hate stupid younger people who think they're better than you.

I hate loud eaters and drinkers.

I hate preachers.

I hate a LOT of people. Feel special if you're my friend.

I hate dickhead chavs and bogans.

I love my friends.

I love music.

I love him. But let's not get into that.