SHOW: Family Guy

*tre_cool_authority*:

i love it when Peter forgot about Lois and his anniversury so he had to get a present at the last minute,
Lois- *opens present* A human thumb? How did you get that?
Peter-Um...ebay *drops and faints*

Oh god I love that one! XD

!Cork-Screw-King!:

i love the episode where he gets into the womens institute for pregnant women and he gets asked his name and he looks around and see's a pea , then a women crying and goes then a griffin flys through and he goes
" erm my name's ....Pea .....Tear ....Griffin, thats right Peter griffin.... ah crap"

I love that episode

I love it when Brian tells about the week Peter narrated his life,
"I sat down at the table and looked at the gross disqusting food Lois laid in front of me." Then Lois punches him...
*8 hours later*
"I awake from a steady unconciousness 8 hours later..."

Lois: -walks in house- "I'm home!"
Peter: -with his hands up- "I didn't have my hands down my pants."
Lois: "Oh, good job. What are you watching?"
Peter: "Passion Of The Christ. You know, if I was him I'd be doing something." (or he says somthing like that)
-cut to scene as if Peter was God in Passion Of The Christ-
Peter: -being whipped- "Ow, ow, ow, o-hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! ... Hey! Stop it. ....Stop it."
Guy who's whipping him: "Ok..."
Peter" "Ok?"
Guy who's whipping him: "ok."
Peter: "Alright."

xD I love that.

!Cork-Screw-King!:

i love the episode where he gets into the womens institute for pregnant women and he gets asked his name and he looks around and see's a pea , then a women crying and goes then a griffin flys through and he goes
" erm my name's ....Pea .....Tear ....Griffin, thats right Peter griffin.... ah crap"

I watched that one today

ok, he sees a pea, and the tears...but when the griffin flew in through the window it realy made me laugh

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!Cork-Screw-King!:

i love the episode where he gets into the womens institute for pregnant women and he gets asked his name and he looks around and see's a pea , then a women crying and goes then a griffin flys through and he goes
" erm my name's ....Pea .....Tear ....Griffin, thats right Peter griffin.... ah crap"

I love that episode! I thought he was in rehab though

Tre'sDominatedLoveSlave.:

Lois: -walks in house- "I'm home!"
Peter: -with his hands up- "I didn't have my hands down my pants."
Lois: "Oh, good job. What are you watching?"
Peter: "Passion Of The Christ. You know, if I was him I'd be doing something." (or he says somthing like that)
-cut to scene as if Peter was God in Passion Of The Christ-
Peter: -being whipped- "Ow, ow, ow, o-hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! ... Hey! Stop it. ....Stop it."
Guy who's whipping him: "Ok..."
Peter" "Ok?"
Guy who's whipping him: "ok."
Peter: "Alright."

xD I love that.

me too!

Dudders:

!Cork-Screw-King!:

i love the episode where he gets into the womens institute for pregnant women and he gets asked his name and he looks around and see's a pea , then a women crying and goes then a griffin flys through and he goes
" erm my name's ....Pea .....Tear ....Griffin, thats right Peter griffin.... ah crap"

I love that episode! I thought he was in rehab though

yeah, he was....but in that episode they also went to the institute for pregnant teenagers or something and caused some troubke there too

How about the episode where Meg falls for a nudist boy?

Or the one when he is like stroking his chin then his eyes go wide and he goes, "How did those get up there?" and he takes off his chin putting it in his pants.

I like that show, I never really get to watch it much though.

i love it when their in court,
The judge decides to send Brian to get nuded in order to have ownership of his 'babies' (doesn't turn out to be his) so then...
Lois-Oh No
Meg- Oh no!!
Chris-Oh No!
The Kool Aid guy comes bursting in "OH YEAH!!!!"

i like nthe episode were meg kisses neal and his perants came round, then chris walks though the door

Chris: hi my name chris im soposed to be on my beast behavour and not mention poo, OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE *runs of screming*

September_has_Ended:

How about the episode where Meg falls for a nudist boy?

and the old man see's the nudist boy... "hey, it must be my birthday"

mosher:

September_has_Ended:

How about the episode where Meg falls for a nudist boy?

and the old man see's the nudist boy... "hey, it must be my birthday"

i saw the episode where they have to move to the south.

My favourite scene is where peter narrates his own life: Peter: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

My fave quote from the movie is:
Wilford Brimley: Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe, and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of Vanilla ice cream, and struck my wife. Then I find out, my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!

*tre_cool_authority*:

I love it when Brian tells about the week Peter narrated his life,
"I sat down at the table and looked at the gross disqusting food Lois laid in front of me." Then Lois punches him...
*8 hours later*
"I awake from a steady unconciousness 8 hours later..."

That was awsome. Fuckn hillarious.

they've cut the new series here (or at least the new series for here) coz of the olympics

i love stewie... he's cool

mosher:

My favourite scene is where peter narrates his own life: Peter: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

My fave quote from the movie is:
Wilford Brimley: Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe, and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of Vanilla ice cream, and struck my wife. Then I find out, my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!

thats funny