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Matt Smith
Admin
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 31134
  | July 16th, 2007 at 12:44pm At this point, a mysterious young woman with long blonde hair comes rushing in sobbing over Snape's twitching body....
AHEM 
*Scene switches to Privet Drive.* |
Flaming Phalanges!
Basket Case
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 17669 | July 16th, 2007 at 02:45pm *Harry wakes up*
"Blimey! That was disturbing! I'll write to Ron and Hermione and tell them all about it so they'll be just as freaked out as I am." |
NeoSteph
Basket Case
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 16494
| July 16th, 2007 at 03:31pm ''because what are friends for if it isn't to scare them senseless even though I live in a super duper protected house'' |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 16th, 2007 at 05:01pm *Scene switches to The Burrow where Hermione and Ron are waking up in the same bed*
"Blimey Hermione! What a night!" |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| July 16th, 2007 at 10:07pm "Why, what happened?"
*Dobby appears from under the covers*
*Ron's face crumples* |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 16th, 2007 at 10:54pm 
"That's it I had it with you Ron!"
-Hermione runs away to Spain where a very horny boy awaits her-  |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 17th, 2007 at 03:20am *Scene changes to Weasley's Wizard Whezes.* |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| July 17th, 2007 at 04:11am "Fred! Try this new product I created. It's supposed to make your penis larger for an entire night" |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 18th, 2007 at 12:51am George, you dimwit! This isn't supposed to be sold! Although you can give me a sample, I got a date with Angelina! |
rollerpig
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 62283 | July 18th, 2007 at 12:53am Omg Fred! No porn on GSB plz. |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 18th, 2007 at 12:55am Wasn't my fault George, someone else started that! (sorry Be!)
*Scene changes to Privet Drive* |
rollerpig
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 62283 | July 18th, 2007 at 12:59am Dudley burped and Harry woke up from it.
...[/omgI'mnotcreative] |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 18th, 2007 at 01:01am He woke up from everything besides Hermione going to Spain!
"Dudley you chav! STFU! And leave. |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| July 18th, 2007 at 02:32am "Shut up, I'll do what I want. Mummy says Dudders can tell YOU what to do, though" |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 18th, 2007 at 06:19pm "Then I'll just go Avada Kedavra on you!" |
rollerpig
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 62283 | July 18th, 2007 at 08:15pm "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 18th, 2007 at 11:33pm "What now son?" |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| July 19th, 2007 at 05:49am "He tried to do YOU-KNOW-WHAT on me!" |
Matt Smith
Admin
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 31134
| July 19th, 2007 at 11:32am "He tried to...RAPE YOU?  " |
Meski
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14856
| July 19th, 2007 at 02:32pm "Uh...Yes... " |
