Patronuses (Pantronusi? Pantroni. Probably.)

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a-dawg.
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August 9th, 2007 at 12:23pm
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a guinea pig probably Coolio
The only thing I know about guinea pigs is that Alsations and South Americans like eating them.
Anji
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August 9th, 2007 at 07:17pm
omgno That's horrible. They'll eat her patronus! OMFG
Misanthropist
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August 9th, 2007 at 07:19pm
omgno
i used to have five guinea pigs. All very cute (y)
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August 9th, 2007 at 07:29pm
Used to? What happened? Did South American Alsatians visit one day? OMFG
a-dawg.
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August 9th, 2007 at 07:55pm
Screw Dementors, bring on the South American Alsations Cassie
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August 9th, 2007 at 08:00pm
*Is scared.* Coolio
a-dawg.
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August 9th, 2007 at 10:49pm
And in other news, JK Rowling has announced plans for an eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Curse of the Rabid Chilean Shepherds.
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August 10th, 2007 at 10:23am
Wow. Sucks for patronus guinea pigs.

lmfao lmfao

This converstaion is amusing me very much.
a-dawg.
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August 10th, 2007 at 01:08pm
Anji:
Wow. Sucks for patronus guinea pigs.

lmfao lmfao

This converstaion is amusing me very much.
And, in a recent press conference, Rowling denied any allegations of racism regarding the title and content of the book with this quote,

"Oh for fuck's sake. They eat cute, furry rodents!"

Later on in said conference, Rowling refused to answer on the increasingly controversial content in her books and stormed out of the press conference.

Groundbreaking Journalism from The Sun, Every Time! (turn to page 8 for nude pictures of supermodels)
Wunny Bacon?!?
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Mibba
August 10th, 2007 at 01:52pm
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A unicorn, or a polar bear, or my horse Cassie


A unicorn?!? Why didn't I think of that.

Okay, so either a baluga whale or a unicorn. Fer sher.
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August 10th, 2007 at 08:20pm
omgno @ the awful Guinea Pig feast talk.
Now I can only picture a Guinea Pig pie eating contest


no, my dad made me give them away. But my one guinea pig Jimmy was sooooooo cute etc. so i think that's what my patronus would be
a-dawg.
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August 10th, 2007 at 09:11pm
Yum Cassie
vivalarorya
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August 11th, 2007 at 04:15am
lmfao I'm sitting here cracking up, having read all of this....

But mine would be.....ummmmm.....[ponders]

A GECKO. Ah
a-dawg.
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August 11th, 2007 at 09:14pm
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lmfao I'm sitting here cracking up, having read all of this....

But mine would be.....ummmmm.....[ponders]

A GECKO. Ah
I wouldn't mind a gecko, but I'd be worried someone would stand on it.
vivalarorya
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August 12th, 2007 at 04:19am
Luna Lovegood:
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lmfao I'm sitting here cracking up, having read all of this....

But mine would be.....ummmmm.....[ponders]

A GECKO. Ah
I wouldn't mind a gecko, but I'd be worried someone would stand on it.
Well...

...What would happen if someone stood on a Patronus anyway? o.0
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August 12th, 2007 at 10:20am
Is that even possible? I always thought patronuses were like ghosts and you could stick your hand through them.
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Mibba
August 12th, 2007 at 01:32pm
A cat Cassie
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August 12th, 2007 at 02:14pm
Ok I was thinking that mine would be some kind of monkey, but I did a test about "What animal personality are you?" and it came out either a Porcupine, a Bat or a Baboon. When I read through the detailed descriptions of each, the Baboon one described me perfectly!

http://www.animalinyou.com/Baboon.htm

THAT IS ME! It says Journalism would be a perfect career choice which is what I've wanted to do for years! It also says I'm somewhat unassuming but have bright eyes; I DO have bright eyes, they're the best thing about me!

So there you go. My patronus would be a form of monkey, and most probably a baboon. Fast, strong, potentially vicious, and a perfect companion.
a-dawg.
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August 12th, 2007 at 02:37pm
Anji:
Is that even possible? I always thought patronuses were like ghosts and you could stick your hand through them.
Yeah. But I'd still worry Very Happy
newagecarny
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Mibba
August 12th, 2007 at 02:50pm
Luna Lovegood:
Anji:
Is that even possible? I always thought patronuses were like ghosts and you could stick your hand through them.
Yeah. But I'd still worry Very Happy

Aww
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