How to Become a Megera!
This blog is in honor of one of my favourite brits, Megera!! She is also known as Megcock by some, Megan, Meggie,Meg, Megan Louise Bernadette Hancock and occasionally she's just called cock. Reguardless of what you call her, shes still rad beyond all reason. Now, seeing as how its her birthday, I was going to make a blog about how much I love her and all that jazz, but that would be a little cliche. So instead, I thought wouldn't it be cool if we all had a little meg in us! So, consider this a guide on how to megify yourself.
Step 1: Language
Ah yes, Meg is a bilingual little brit. Shes very fluent in English, and if you've ever read anything she has written thats quite obvious. She is also learning ~Español~, I think. Oh yes, and she knows one Croatian phrase which is Dobro Jutro or something. Anyways, those languages don't matter. If you truly want to megify yourself, you must learn megspeak. Example
Hello. My name is Kurni-in English
ijhhs siiou ie dgoie -in Megspeak
Now, to the untrained eye it would appear that my cat had trotted right across my keyboard; not so. This is actually the highly advanced language known as megspeak. This intricate system of typos is what meg uses to communicate with the world around her. Usually, she speaks in English during the day. But by 3 am britland time when shes sleepy, shes using megspeak. Sometimes, however, you're lucky enough to witness this amazing language being spoken so well during the day. Now, I can't tell you how to learn megspeak; its just too complicated. But, if you want it to appear that you know megspeak try typing with your eyes closed.
Step 2: Athleticism
Now, seeing as how Megera is European, it probably doesn't surprise you that she likes ~football~. She likes the Blackburn Rovers. Meg herself, however, is quite slow. And she "never wins no races" as she says. So much for the "slow and steady pace wins the race" motto.In order to become like meg in this aspect of life, you'll have to run slower than a drunken turtle.
Step 3: AFI & 337
This is perhaps one of the most important aspects of you becoming a better Meg. You absolutely must love the number 337. Yes, thats crazy its only a number, but everywhere you see it you must spazz out. You must love it so much, that soon entire websites such as this one point it out anytime the see it. And at 3:37 am/pm, you must send everyone a little clock emoticon reminding them of the time.
This love of 337 is fueled by her love of AFI. First, to be like meg, you need to find your very own Croatian web designer. I'm pretty sure you can find those on Ebay now. Anyways, you'll need to expose him to AFI and have them build you your very own fansite with a catchy little name like http://www.afireoutside.com. From there, just make sure to include your love of AFI in every aspect of your life.
Step 4: Photoshop
This program has been mastered by Meg. You must become an icon, banner, wallpaper and other-graphic making fool. Meg is always sharing her talent with others and helping them become better with photoshop too, so you'll have to be helpful. You will use your love of photoshop to make graphics of men twice your age who you find incredibly attractive like Robert Smith and Professor Snape. You'll also make lots and lots of disney icons; Meg loves Disney. Just ask her.
Megs love of photoshop has actually been used as a status symbol. Those who hear her say the magical words have actually owned those who haven't/
Step 5: Intelligence
Now, the popular belief is that Megera is extremely smart. This is not true. Her brain was removed at birth and replaced with a robot brain, giving her infinite artificial intelligence. This means that she knows everything about everything, however shes quite modest about how smart she is. She puts her shiny brain to good use in the SD forum and in school, in her super smart A levels. Now, most of you don't have access to robot brains, so you'll have to suck it up and read some books.
Step 6: Being Odd
Megera is a very special girl. Meg is loveably fruity and eccentric and thats why people are drawn to her. She often uses abstarct comparisons to express herself. For example, the relationship between:
- rats
- potatoes
-cannibalism.
Yes, there really is a relationship there. You just have to look at it from an extremely liberal point of view. I don't think I can give you any advice how to be like Meg in this way. Its just something that becomes naturally.
So, there you have it. Your guide to being Meg. The 6 step program to becoming a better Meg. Results may vary from person to person. Do not use this program while intoxicated or where prohibited by law. This program is flammable and not intended to be used as a floatation device. If program comes into contact with the eyes or is swallowed, contact your local posion control center immediately.
Results are not guaranteed, because there is only one Meg, and no one will ever be just like her.
Step 1: Language
Ah yes, Meg is a bilingual little brit. Shes very fluent in English, and if you've ever read anything she has written thats quite obvious. She is also learning ~Español~, I think. Oh yes, and she knows one Croatian phrase which is Dobro Jutro or something. Anyways, those languages don't matter. If you truly want to megify yourself, you must learn megspeak. Example
Hello. My name is Kurni-in English
ijhhs siiou ie dgoie -in Megspeak
Now, to the untrained eye it would appear that my cat had trotted right across my keyboard; not so. This is actually the highly advanced language known as megspeak. This intricate system of typos is what meg uses to communicate with the world around her. Usually, she speaks in English during the day. But by 3 am britland time when shes sleepy, shes using megspeak. Sometimes, however, you're lucky enough to witness this amazing language being spoken so well during the day. Now, I can't tell you how to learn megspeak; its just too complicated. But, if you want it to appear that you know megspeak try typing with your eyes closed.
Step 2: Athleticism
Now, seeing as how Megera is European, it probably doesn't surprise you that she likes ~football~. She likes the Blackburn Rovers. Meg herself, however, is quite slow. And she "never wins no races" as she says. So much for the "slow and steady pace wins the race" motto.In order to become like meg in this aspect of life, you'll have to run slower than a drunken turtle.
Step 3: AFI & 337
This is perhaps one of the most important aspects of you becoming a better Meg. You absolutely must love the number 337. Yes, thats crazy its only a number, but everywhere you see it you must spazz out. You must love it so much, that soon entire websites such as this one point it out anytime the see it. And at 3:37 am/pm, you must send everyone a little clock emoticon reminding them of the time.
This love of 337 is fueled by her love of AFI. First, to be like meg, you need to find your very own Croatian web designer. I'm pretty sure you can find those on Ebay now. Anyways, you'll need to expose him to AFI and have them build you your very own fansite with a catchy little name like http://www.afireoutside.com. From there, just make sure to include your love of AFI in every aspect of your life.
Step 4: Photoshop
This program has been mastered by Meg. You must become an icon, banner, wallpaper and other-graphic making fool. Meg is always sharing her talent with others and helping them become better with photoshop too, so you'll have to be helpful. You will use your love of photoshop to make graphics of men twice your age who you find incredibly attractive like Robert Smith and Professor Snape. You'll also make lots and lots of disney icons; Meg loves Disney. Just ask her.
Megs love of photoshop has actually been used as a status symbol. Those who hear her say the magical words have actually owned those who haven't/
Step 5: Intelligence
Now, the popular belief is that Megera is extremely smart. This is not true. Her brain was removed at birth and replaced with a robot brain, giving her infinite artificial intelligence. This means that she knows everything about everything, however shes quite modest about how smart she is. She puts her shiny brain to good use in the SD forum and in school, in her super smart A levels. Now, most of you don't have access to robot brains, so you'll have to suck it up and read some books.
Step 6: Being Odd
Megera is a very special girl. Meg is loveably fruity and eccentric and thats why people are drawn to her. She often uses abstarct comparisons to express herself. For example, the relationship between:
- rats
- potatoes
-cannibalism.
Yes, there really is a relationship there. You just have to look at it from an extremely liberal point of view. I don't think I can give you any advice how to be like Meg in this way. Its just something that becomes naturally.
So, there you have it. Your guide to being Meg. The 6 step program to becoming a better Meg. Results may vary from person to person. Do not use this program while intoxicated or where prohibited by law. This program is flammable and not intended to be used as a floatation device. If program comes into contact with the eyes or is swallowed, contact your local posion control center immediately.
Results are not guaranteed, because there is only one Meg, and no one will ever be just like her.
LMFAO.
Great blog.
Stef., June 18th, 2007 at 05:22:18am
Nah, I can call meg a brit whenever I please =)
Kurtni, June 17th, 2007 at 11:22:46am
LMFALMFOAFMALFMAOFAFLMAFOAFMOLA.
Omg best blog ever.
rollerpig, June 17th, 2007 at 03:24:25am
excuse me, but I am the only one who gets to call meg a brit.
unapproved :no:
ancient, June 17th, 2007 at 12:26:37am
Intriguing blog
Emily., June 16th, 2007 at 06:25:05pm
LMFAOLFMAO
swoon-, June 16th, 2007 at 03:15:49pm
I love you ♥
Matt Smith, June 16th, 2007 at 02:38:48pm