Let Me Tell You A Story About A Very Awesome GSBian…

Whose username I can not tell you, as she changes it every 5 minutes, but I can tell you her name, home address, mobile and home phone number, except the only thing I’m telling you is she’s called Maria.

Now, I can’t remember how we met, I think it was about October 2006, when she had just joined and I was about a 6 month old GSBian. I think we just became friends. Like when you’re 5 and meet someone in nursery/kindergarten/whatever and you’re just instantly friends, it was that kind thing.

I also guess it was because we like the same things, for instance, Maria showed me into the world of the Mighty Boosh [yes, you can all blame her for my obsession tehe] and I showed her into the world of the creepy photo shop Noel doll.

Also we find amusement in the same things, and here we have a story:
One day Maria got a mean virus on her computer, and couldn’t do anything with it, so her IT teacher, Smithy, came round to fix it. Kate liked sending Smithy ‘interesting’ things, to the amusement of Maria, and soon sent him a kinky letter, with the help of the ‘Ann Summers’ website and a few GSBians and to cut a long story short, Maria got pulled out of his class, but didn’t mind, actually she never liked Smithy so was happy.

We also have the most hilarious conversations, like yesterday when I sang “The Sun Has Said Goodbye To Mr Moon” [childhood song] and she sent a copy of it to the almighty Dujo. Or our simple and pointless “I can hear voices” conversations, which still make us laugh today. Maria and I also do the GSB radio, which is awesome and fun although we usually make it up on the spot and have to do 2 or 3 recordings of the same bit sometimes.

Maria is also amazing smart and has just passed her AS levels and did her GCSEs at 13 [usual age: 15/16]. She also likes to read such things as Noel slash…Julian slash…Russell slash…general slash and to boost her intelligence, she watches such shows as “The Doodlebops” and listens to BBC Radio 2 and the highly intelligent Russell Brand on such subjects as “Octopig” and “Shark Jesus” to further her knowledge.

In general, Maria is awesome and the best friend I’ve ever had and she should have her own country…or planet. One day I am going to hunt her down! And who knows was mischiefs will happen *cough*pushingsheepdownhills*cough*.

Ily!!!xxx

Maria eating a Muffin

As the rabbit that raped Noel

And I stole this one from her profile

=]
Posted on August 20th, 2007 at 04:05pm

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