We're Outlaws, Yeah!
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- Mr Pokey, Kate, Kateh, Katie,
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- 31
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- Female
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Heyy, I'm Maria [UltimaEsperanza_x]. A lot of you probably won't know me but Kate does and that's all that matters (:
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer 
) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest 
I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'
Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
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Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.
ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer ) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
----------------------------
Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Photos
Elliot Minor: April 10th 2007
Elliot Minor: October 29th 2007
Comments
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hey sorry i didn't reply for ages (again) been kinda all over the place with things recently so not been on GSB properly for a while =/
The best way to get hold of me is on facebook anyway, since I sit on there all the time I'm at home (sad I know haha)
but how are things going? Looking forward to Christmas and all that jazz?
Hope things are grand for you =)
Comrade182, November 24th, 2011 at 03:26:47pm
I always liked having some plans for summer but mostly just seeing where things went. Being too planned up can ruin things imo. Belgium should be fun though, I've never been abraod with friends before thinking about it... although I don't think I would want to with most the people I know irl xD
Good for you starting your summer work *pats head* =P If it's anything like it is down today then it's a good day to be staying in doing work lol
You should visit, it's really nice in summer, plus it's never really that dark in the summer cos of how far north it is. Go to one of the many festivals they have in the summer is what I recommend, and pretty much all Finnish people speak English (at least a little at least), it's brilliant :D
Yeah the pills have been ok, i've just been feeling sleepy, but having trouble sleeping at the same time. And I get random tremors in my hands now and then. But apart from that it's not really doing anything... at all =/
Comrade182, August 4th, 2011 at 03:58:39am
Aww, that sucks. Not how you want to start the summer. You feeling better now? Do you have any plans for the summer, or are you just gonna wing it?
Yeah hopefully it won't have too much of an effect, just depends on what the medication does to me rly, so a bit nervous about starting taking those, especially since I found out all the possible side effects from them D: (I knew i shouldn't have looked haha)
It's really beautiful out there, it's so 'clean' I mean the air and how it feels... if that makes any sense xD But yeah, I much prefer being out there than being here. It's just a better country to be in, in general.
Glad your exams went well and you get the summer (mostly) to do what you want. Just don't leave the work to the last minute... I've known enough uni students in my life to know what you lot are like =P Remember, once it's done, its done! haha
Comrade182, July 29th, 2011 at 03:05:40am
I'm really sorry, I kept forgetting!! Every now and then I kept thinking 'I've got to reply' then about 5 minutes later I'd forget >_< I'm like that sometimes.
Work kept me distracted alot to and when I've not been at work, i've been worry about it. So I'm now having to go see a doctor about depression. Fun! (this pretty much sums up everything I've done since april as well haha)
How did your exams go? Did you get your results yet?
I went to Finland again last month, spent like 3 weeks there. It was amazing!! Went to ProvionssiRock (festival) and saw System of a Down, Volbeat and Soical Distortion... and i got on the big screens \m/ I literally had to force myself to fly back here as well. Once i'm free of my debts I doubt I'll be coming back here! haha.
What have you been up to? and How's everything going?
Again, sorry for taking so long to reply... i promise it won't happen this time xD
Comrade182, July 23rd, 2011 at 07:56:41pm
i just realised i've not replied to you yet... i shall do it soon!!
but for now, i'm a tad sleepy and can't concentrate =/
Comrade182, May 4th, 2011 at 04:18:14pm
wow how comes you're back so early?
Chemistry, as in blowing up/burning stuff whats not to love?! xD (I know there's more to it than that, but why spoil the fun?!) =P
I think the only thing that interests me any more is computers (which I have always been self-taught in) and languages (which I'm useless at but still try xD)
I have to wear the clothes from there as uniform, but thats it. Sometimes they have some ok-ish stuff in, but mostly I just wear plain clothes and cargos which is what I find comfy. I'm gonna casually look for another job, but I'm too lazy to bother too much, my jobs not that bad, and I'm on the right side of most the managers (so I get away with stuff more often than not), plus the work isn't that hard tbh, i'd just enjoy something else more... if that makes sense.
My wages get spent on other crap far too quickly for me to buy things like clothes with anyway xD
I read that while in Finland, but waited til I got back to reply. I had the most amazing time, was so good to be there seeing her again, haven't seen her since last June (21st to be preciese). And it's so beautiful, snow everywhere and sunny almost every day I was there (snowed whilst I was there to, pretty heavy in UK terms, but nothing to them really haha). Really didn't help my mood when I landed back here and it was pissing it down tho. =(
But it was amazing out there, didn't really do too much. Just spent time together, but that's all I wanted really, a break from work and spending time with her was what I needed. (I even exteneded my stay by 3 days as I couldn't bare to leave so soon). I'm going back there in June, so I'm already looking forward to that!
I'm gonna shut up now as I would ramble on for ages about it otherwise lol. x
P.s - Sorry for the long comment xD
Comrade182, March 31st, 2011 at 02:26:08pm
haha it's ok, i figured it'd be a while before you checked anyway xD
Glad you're enjoying uni, sometimes I wish I'd gone, but at the same time I know how fed up of education I was. It just stopped being interesting for me =/
What are you studying, and which one are you at?
I'm pretty ok thanks, got a job so earning money again. But it's a crappy job in a clothes store which sells clothes I don't like xD FAIL but it's better than nothing. Just keeping an eye out for any jobs I'd prefer to do now. Also going to Finland to see my lady friend on sunday so am very excited about that :D
haha not quite 2 months, 3 days is a while for me though. Too lazy/busy to post on here much any more, but I still check it most days. xD x
Comrade182, March 15th, 2011 at 04:12:20pm
Hello, how is everything going?
Hope all is well for you. =)
P.S. - I miss the iFotd =(
Comrade182, January 10th, 2011 at 05:17:53pm
Duuuuuuuuuuuuurn, dun, dun, dun.
Sherlock Holmes, August 15th, 2010 at 07:09:35pm
*pokes Kate*
'ello.
TO BE DELETED, June 1st, 2010 at 09:17:09am
lulz, really? o.o
how come? o.o
brompton cocktail., April 24th, 2010 at 09:20:21am
"Interesting Fact Of The Day!!!
***The ancient Greek word tragomaskalos means 'with armpits smelling like a he-goat'.***"
we still say that. o.o
brompton cocktail., April 18th, 2010 at 12:30:58pm
:D
hello!
Naruto <3
midorifreak., March 12th, 2010 at 02:34:15pm
Wifeeey :D I missed you too! How are you?
totoro, February 6th, 2010 at 07:27:33am
sooo
i hear steph forced you to admit that ianto has a fat head
*patpat*
Joshua Gayward., January 26th, 2010 at 01:40:08pm