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The SquirrelMeister

The SquirrelMeister
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Sir Nuttylot
Age
17
Gender
Female
Location
Tokyo (I Wish)

Member since February 16th, 2006

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MAD Love.

My name is Stephanie L. D. and I’m a whole seventeen years old... yeah, that's like old enough to drive over 'ere in Ol' Blighty. My birthday is the fourth of October, making me a balanced, loved-up Libran, and I play that role to the hilt, flirting like a demon with anything that goes past that I find sexy. I have really short hair that is black, sadly fading to brown again, and brown eyes that… are pretty unremarkable. I have a chubby stomach which I detest to fuckery but cannot seem to shake off no matter how much food I don’t eat, and a distinct lack of boobs, although my boyfriend told me I look beautiful. I personally think he's mad. It’s sort of like my torso was built upside down. I have a lot of acquaintances but to be my friend you have to be one thing alone - totally honest. I have a best friend called Lydia, who is slim, blonde, clinically insane and a wonderful person who is destined to spend her life half-baked. Oh, and how can I forget Nick? Nikku, my Japan buddy, my male best friend, my trainer (I am his mudkip). I've recently realised that Elliot Minor are just a band. I wish I hadn't. It hurts, and now I have one less thing to live for. I can play piano and bass, if your idea of playing is ‘waiting for lessons’ and I would kill to learn the violin, but only if the victim deserved it and I also got to be in Dexter or Bones as they found out who the murderer was. I have an overwhelming obsession with Mock The Week, as it is the fucking ownage, and Frankie Boyle is amazing. As you can probably tell, I like a weird selection of guys, and the only thing that links them all is an amazing sense of humour. I need my guys to be funny, and normally in a sick way, otherwise they’ll never keep up with me. I wear a lot of slogan tees, black clothing and skinny jeans, and I like neon and rainbow stuff. I can speak fluent English (no shit), some German and a little Japanese. I’ve been to Germany, India, France, Thailand and Turkey, although India and France were just stopovers on my way to other destinations. I’m asthmatic, and it decides to act up at shitty situations - gigs, mainly. I have three little brothers, who mean the absolute world to me, especially as the youngest has had a brain tumour, so he’s very delicate. My four most favourite countries are 1. Japan, 2. Ireland, 3. Jamaica, 4. Hawaii and 5. Germany. I make inane sarcastic jokes in the worst company and I’m very smart, not boasting, but not in a common sense way. I have no common sense at all. I’m an active bisexual (as in prowling the streets looking for YOUR sexy women). I enjoy creative writing as a… well, more than a hobby, and I’ve spent most of my life being told I should be an author, which would be amazing. I fall in love easily, but it's falling out of love that I find hard to do. I am so insecure about my appearance it is untrue. I want to be a singer. I am addicted to Top Gear, and have an immense amount of love for the genial mop of hair that is Captain Slow, aka, James May, and I bloody fancy the pants off him. I have a boyfriend called Daniel Foulston who is the cutest boy ever, because he bought me a cake with a sparkler on for my birthday and put up with me when I was tripping balls about being on an aeroplane, which is quite a feat as he doesn't drink or do drugs, instead being sensible and focusing on his future career. He doesn't do nappies apparently. I literally cannot sleep without the teddy bear he brought me. More on me as I develop.

6 Months And Counting.

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