The SquirrelMeister

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- Sir Nuttylot
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Never did I pretend to have good taste in men.
Sup, fools. My name is Steph and I’m a whole seventeen years old. My birthday is the fourth of October, and so that makes me a Libran, which I think suits me pretty well. I have short-ass brown hair which is curly in the wild way if I don't straighten it, and boring brown eyes that I hope my children don't get. I have a chubby stomach which I detest to fuckery but cannot seem to shake off no matter how much food I don’t eat, and a distinct lack of boobs, although my boyfriend told me I look beautiful. I personally think he's mad. It’s sort of like my torso was built upside down. I have a lot of acquaintances but to be my friend you have to be one thing alone - totally honest. I have a best friend called Lydia, who is slim, blonde, clinically insane and a wonderful person who is destined to spend her life half-baked. She loves Lost and if you ever hurt her, expect to die. Oh, and how can I forget Nick? Nikku, my Japan buddy, my male best friend. I'm a recovering Minorholic, realising that Oasis were telling the truth - "Please don't put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band, who'll throw it all away", but whatever, I love them. I have no talent with music, and I kinda hate that and plan to change it in uni. I have an overwhelming obsession with Pokémon, and I wanna be the very best like no-one ever was. As you can probably tell, I like a weird selection of guys, and the only thing that links them all is an amazing sense of humour. I need my guys to be funny, and normally in a sick way, otherwise they’ll never keep up with me. I like to wear whatever is in my floordrobe that day, although pretty but not girly is often the way of the day. I can speak fluent English (no shit), some German and a good bit of Japanese. I’ve been to Germany, India, France, Thailand and Turkey, although India and France were just stopovers on my way to other destinations. I’m asthmatic, and it decides to act up at shitty situations - gigs, mainly. I have three little brothers, who mean the absolute world to me, especially as the youngest has had a brain tumour, so he’s very delicate. My four most favourite countries are 1. Japan, 2. Ireland, 3. Jamaica, 4. Hawaii and 5. Germany. I make inane sarcastic jokes in the worst company and I’m very smart, not boasting, but not in a common sense way. I have no common sense at all. I’m an active bisexual (as in prowling the streets looking for YOUR sexy women). I enjoy creative writing as a… well, more than a hobby, and I’ve spent most of my life being told I should be an author, which would be amazing. I'm going on to university to do a course in Journalism and Media. I fall in love easily, but it's falling out of love that I find hard to do. My worst fault is I can be afraid to hurt people, and so hurt myself. I am so insecure about my appearance it is untrue. I want to be a singer. I am inspired more by supervillains than superheroes, because they're more gritty and realistic - for example, if the Joker and Batman appeared in my front room, paint my face and call me a clown. I am addicted to Top Gear, and have an immense amount of love for the genial mop of hair that is Captain Slow, aka, James May, and I bloody fancy the pants off him. I have a boyfriend called Dan who is amazing, sweet, kind, and completely gorgeous, and all miney mine mine, although I don't know why he'd want me. More on me as I develop.
1 Year And Counting.

"I WANT TO DRIVE LIKE THAT."
He's mine and I love him.
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I'm listening to It's f*ck Time in the library... <<
Not weird at ALL!
midorifreak., August 26th, 2010 at 09:07:50pm
OHHHH.
It's a PERSON! xD
midorifreak., August 25th, 2010 at 10:04:53pm
What in hell is that? xD
mine's a robot.
midorifreak., August 25th, 2010 at 05:09:17pm
<*[ · _ · ]*>
midorifreak., August 24th, 2010 at 10:54:37pm
*gloms*
midorifreak., August 21st, 2010 at 01:50:53am
*puts Mary spectacles on*
Solaris came today.
It's such a good album!
un petit chien, August 14th, 2010 at 08:37:50pm
bleh. :P
midorifreak., August 11th, 2010 at 06:13:28pm
Birminghammmmmmmmm
un petit chien, August 11th, 2010 at 05:39:24pm
Chicken = >_O
midorifreak., August 10th, 2010 at 08:17:57pm
I don't think anything tastes better than stuck together pocky straight from a con.
midorifreak., August 7th, 2010 at 09:01:55pm
good and not so good, but everything'll be fine in the end :D
Brian Molko, August 5th, 2010 at 09:50:50pm
how was york?
Brian Molko, August 5th, 2010 at 01:56:43am
elliot minor elliot minor elliot minor
septemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~
un petit chien, August 4th, 2010 at 02:21:07pm
Hello miss lady.
midorifreak., August 3rd, 2010 at 01:01:33am
thanks and billie is my man.
Shelbysername!, August 1st, 2010 at 04:13:11pm