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The SquirrelMeister

The SquirrelMeister
Name
Sir Nuttylot
Age
15
Gender
Female
Location
Your mum

Member since February 16th, 2006

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About



And I've read it.
Oh yes.

I am Steph. This is my profile. Rawr.

"There is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off."

I'm a neurotic, self-absorbed, annoying, anal retard with the scariest smile you're going to see this side of a crocodile, so why people love me is beyond me. I love to read, and I love to write stories. I love music, to the point where everything can be connected to a song or a band. I listen to Elliot Minor, The Used, Green Day, The Pogues, Trivium, Metallica, Bullet For My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Korn, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Trash Fashion, The Medic Droid, James Blunt, The Horrors, Busted, McFly, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Guns n Roses, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, REM, Muse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, HelloGoodbye, Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Terrorvision, Killswitch Engage, Dragonforce, Goldie Lookin Chain, Scotty Vanity, Led Zeppelin, Lamb of God, Scooter, The Vapours, Dope and a lot more. You actually really doin't understand me, mainly because I change everything about myself every ten seconds, so well done for trying. I have a lot of acquaintances, but almost no friends. The ones I adore are Harley, Lydia, El, Hannah, Holly, Liam, Danny, Nick, Kate, Lizzie and Nicole. I play the bass, well, I say I play it but secretely I pick it up, stare at it, put it down and cry. I want bass lessons so badly I would kiss George Bush just to get them (I'd be violently ill afterwards though). I'm English as hell and I spend my life with either a cup of tea or a cup of coffee sat next to me. I hallucinate when I drink too much alcohol, so I try to get to the point where everything's funny then leave it alone. I give horses erections. I'm utterly terrified of spiders, The Ring, enclosed spaces, slugs, snails, worms (although I love maggots) and heights, and being in large groups of people. I love to spend time on my own, because that means I can watch what I like on TV, raid the fridge at opportune moments, have the dog sat on the couch and draw to my hearts content. I want to be Japanese, or at least in Japan, but my stupid family are intent on moving to Australialand. I can swim like a fish and climb like a monkey, but my asthma often stops me before I get started. I can live for days on a slice of toast. I live for Mock The Week, and want Frankie Boyle's kids. I hate war to the point of sobbing whenever forced into a military museum, and I have great faith in the power of pot in uniting people. Some of the sweetest, kindest, most intelligent people I know are stoners. Remember how Green Day got their name? There are four people on this website I adore to death. One doesn't speak my language as a first language, but screw that, she can type it better than I can, one is all the way from the US of A and is overly concerned for my welfare, one is my surprise buddy and mental advisor, and the other one is the Elliot Minor guru of the world, having given me Ed Minton's number. Speaking of Ed... I adore him. He's a lovely guy, who will sign anything you throw at him and then leap on you to hug you. All of Elliot Minor are. I am in love with about 50 different celebrities, not all male. I am bisexual. I'm not curious, I'm not a lesbian, I'm not doing it for some stupid attention thing or because Billie Joe does it. Girls are fucking gorgeous. I swear too much, and my favourite swearword is 'bugger' although bastards and balls work just as well. I try and be creative and often fail. I'm not an emo, although I think that's the closest you'll get to describing me. I like neon green as a colour but my favourite colour is red. I'mma dye my hair rainbow colours for sixth form. Labels? People say they're bad, but I think we need labels to remind us that we're all the same, deep down. I want to be a comedian, but couldn't make you laugh if I fell over (actually, that would make you laugh). I wear jeans and a t-shirt with trainers/Vans, and get told I look like a boy because of my short black hair. I am short-sighted and wear spectacles. I have deep brown eyes that go from greenish-brown to near-red depending on my mood. I can make my face go white at will which is good for skiving lessons. I smoke occasionally, but since everyone knows I have asthma it's difficult to get my hands on cigarettes. I know where the earlobe queen is. She's under Lydia's bed. My i buttin diesn't wirk. The only person who can have my blake is EL HAYWARD (the owner of the steel erection). I find the word 'nipples' unutterably funny. I can eat with chopsticks and do with some regularity. My parents have been split up all my life, and I'm used to it. It makes Christmas awesome. I live to watch and draw anime, and have a basic grasp of Japanese, so 'aishteru, sukebe'. That means 'I love you, pervert!' I want to be Mikey Way, simply because having a loving older sibling is something I've never experienced. I am the loving older sibling to three brothers, Deri (10), William (5) and Max (1). Max has been in hospital due to a cyst on the brain so SHH. He's very delicate. I want to learn screamo, but can't do it without killing my throat. I am overly protective of people. I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. I am a virgin, but I'm not enthusiastic about it. I plan to abstain from voting, as I think I'm way too dangerous. I've cut myself before, still do if I get pissed off and there's something sharp around. It means I'm not cutting anyone else. I want a pet cat, but it might eat my gerbils... I am part Red Indian. My stepmum is one of the most amazing people to walk this earth. She's done more for me that nearly anyone. My stepdad is amazing too. I have a picture of Tré naked, but don't tell anyone. I love horror movies, and could watch them all day (but Mock The Week is on, and Frankie = God). I took IT and Art, because computers are my life. I discovered this site whilst googling Billie Joe for pictures. I adore Tré Cool. I'm obsessed with squirrels. I am a true advocate of the GSOH. I hate the sight of blood. I've been to Thailand where I rode an elephant, Turkey where I flirted with barmen at the age of 9 and got a bellydancing costume, and Germany where I was Danny's stripper. The more scared I am of something, the more likely I am to start laughing. I have a phobia of burnt toast. I can speak near-fluent German. I bite my nails. I sleepwalk, and have set the table in my sleep (but everything was upside down). I talk in my sleep, and have the most vivid, odd dreams.

Baka Gaijin!

Various Stalkers, And/Or Scary People (I love them though)

Hello, this is El on StephSam's profile. She asked me to write some scary random crap on here so that's what I'm going to do, and it's going to be really creepy. So, here we go.
Sam is my psychic twin (I'll never be able to spell that word correctly), I've known her for what feels like ages but is actually less than two years (a sexual position began our friendship), and she's one of the best friends I've ever had, despite the fact that she lives in another country and we speak two different languages. Our inside jokes are what got me through a really difficult time in my life, and I'll never forget she was the only one to be there for me when I needed help.
Sam is the only one who can have my blake, and also one of the few to know what a blake is; sadly, her i buttin diesn't wirk, maybe cause her computer's been possessed by Bert (but this is scary just for me). She's the savior of the steel erection, being the one that makes me die every day, but really just a cucumber is enough to make me die.
I told you this was going to be creepy.


THE END!

WOOHOO!
This is Hannah on Steph's profile, huzzah!
Okay so
Me and Steph are like ~besties~ and I shall never let anyone hurt her.
Yes, that means you.
Okay so me and Steph have had many ~wonderful times~ and they just get betterr
Like when we sell Michael Jackson sex tapes to El and how we are going to comfort *coughstalkcough* Faris now that he is single. And I shall kill Harry Webb so Coffin Joe can be single too. And that will mean Spider will have to mourn the loss of his sister. The only one not affected is Tomethy and i'm just rambling on and on. Yay for comforting!
Oh, and she likes the loooooooooooooooooo. Just so you know.
My nose itches. That was really random.
Anyway,
ILY!
-Hannah <3

I know things about Steph. Things that I should not know. I live in her underwear draw.

Let’s play Steph word association; Naked, Fridge, Tennis, Glitch, Ed, Minton, Elliot Minor, Slash, Eli, Edlex, DoublED, Ded, Handcuffs, Cream, Bed, Bass, Loudspeaker, Japan, Chopsticks and SQURRIELS!

Steph is amazing. Both on and off GSB we have had many a good time, moments such as ‘WINDMILL!’ and the whole Blowjob beach thing…Shifty Although I’ve never met her, one day I shall and on the day we shall go to York, stalk Elliot Minor and encourage sheep to mate in Alex’s room Okay, so I just added the last bit, but you know you want to. We share many an odd conversation regarding dreams, lack of life and a general warped reality in which we both live. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. We have a connection that grew over Elliot Minor, turning an awesome friendship into an awesomer friendship and truly I consider her one of my best friends ever and one day I shall molest hug her to pieces.

Not only is she shmexcy and gonna marry Ed Minton but she’s an amazing person inside and out and just so special that she deserves the world and one hell of a lot more. If you’re one of her friends then you’ll know how lucky you are.

ily!!xxx
-Kate
xxx

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