Socks

A two line entry about the color of your socks wouldn’t be acceptable for for this section of the site.

Yeah, I know that someone's gonna point that out so I'm gonna now.

This is not a two line entry and it's not just about the color of my socks.

Okay, here goes.

When I was a little kid I hated socks. They would always make my feet cold and they had to be on JUST RIGHT or I'd go to school barefoot.

Now I love my socks. I have the stretchy kind and either wear the ones that go below the ankle or up to/above the knee. Nothing in between, ever.

My socks are strange and they go with whatever I wear. When I wear my jeans that are tight as hell cuz they were made for a 7 year old girl and I cut off half of one leg and put cuts all through them, I'll wear a below the ankle sock on the leg that's still intact and a red knee-high sock on the other leg.

I don't like ankle socks and I dispise thick socks or fuzzy socks. I hate the socks that stick to my Gammy's old carpet.

I love my socks that I wear because they are so thin and yet so warm. Thick socks somehow make my feet cold. I like Christmas socks in the middle of July and I wear them into the pool to piss people off.

Lots of people take socks for granted, but really what would we do without them?

See, this started out as something I thought of. I randomly sit down and think and I was thinking about rules and the one about socks intrigued me. I decided it would be funny if I blogged about socks but made it meaningful, just to be a little smart ass. But I never got around to it.

Then someone told me that I needed to make another blog and I thought, "Why not?" Only I wasn't doing it to get another blog out and I wasn't doing it to be a smart ass. I was doing it for the socks.

They really don't get enough credit.
Posted on January 3rd, 2009 at 06:43pm

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