The Undertaker (wrestler from WWE) vs. Davey Havok
Okay, so, I've been having some... frustrations I guess you could say... over the matter of what makes one man more "manly" than the other. It's not just with these two men, it's with others as well. These are just two of the most extreme that I could think of.
Okay, so here are two pictures. The first is Davey Havok. The second is The Undertaker from WWE.
Study the two pictures closely. Both wear eyeliner, have long, black hair, wear black, and have a crap ton of tattoos on their arms. Yet The Undertaker is one that more men would be terrified of. I realize that the professions are extremely different, but still. Just look at them. They still have similar features.
So what I'm wondering is why Davey is always being called a homosexual whereas the other guy more or less commands respect and terror by just a look. How is that even right?
You know what I think? I think...
IT'S THE BEARD!
Seriously though...
It baffles my mind. You can two men who basically have the same type of features, but one would be terrifying while the other would be cuddly.
Does any of this make any sense to any of you?
Okay, so here are two pictures. The first is Davey Havok. The second is The Undertaker from WWE.
Study the two pictures closely. Both wear eyeliner, have long, black hair, wear black, and have a crap ton of tattoos on their arms. Yet The Undertaker is one that more men would be terrified of. I realize that the professions are extremely different, but still. Just look at them. They still have similar features.
So what I'm wondering is why Davey is always being called a homosexual whereas the other guy more or less commands respect and terror by just a look. How is that even right?
You know what I think? I think...
IT'S THE BEARD!
Seriously though...
It baffles my mind. You can two men who basically have the same type of features, but one would be terrifying while the other would be cuddly.
Does any of this make any sense to any of you?
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Well, fine, when you wind up dead...
wait_what, March 31st, 2007 at 01:06:56pm
I still wouldn't apologize. I'd be in pain, yes... but I tend to find being in pain absolutely hysterical.
I do things that risk me having my head cracked open all the time.
Teenage.Assassin, March 31st, 2007 at 01:08:42am
You think that now, but you wouldn't when he starts busting your head in with that mic.
wait_what, March 30th, 2007 at 07:54:53pm
I'd rather gag myself with a knife than ever apologize to him. So... no.
Teenage.Assassin, March 29th, 2007 at 11:17:04pm
You're such a liar. You know you'd all be like, "Davey, please! I'm sorry for making you mad! Ahhhh!"
wait_what, March 29th, 2007 at 09:48:01pm
It'd be painful, but I bet I'd still be laughing at him... he's not intimidating.
Teenage.Assassin, March 29th, 2007 at 09:25:29pm
And then when he would beat you with a mic, you'll understand.
wait_what, March 29th, 2007 at 08:39:16pm
Haha, Davey Havok is far from intimidating. I think I'd crack up if I pissed him off. I'd be like "What are you going to do, beat me in the head with a mic?"
Teenage.Assassin, March 29th, 2007 at 07:56:03pm
*shrugs* I dunno. I guess just... I don't know. xD
And you and Teenage.Assassin were arguing about Davey being intimidating? I would be scared to death if he got pissed off at me. Imagine. He never seems to yell at people or get angry. O_O That would be really really scary.
Scotty Doesn't Know., March 29th, 2007 at 01:56:13pm
He might be.
wait_what, March 24th, 2007 at 01:35:53am
He'd never be intimidating. Ever.
Teenage.Assassin, March 22nd, 2007 at 12:18:12am
I bet if he grew a beard he'd be intimidating. Of course then he'd also be ugly...
wait_what, March 21st, 2007 at 09:44:15pm
Only if he were holding one of his wretched bunnies. Otherwise, I'd mock his lack of intimidation skills.
And if he WERE holding a bunny, it would be the BUNNY that had me intimidated... not Davey.
Teenage.Assassin, March 19th, 2007 at 11:03:51pm
I'm sure he could be intimidating...
wait_what, March 19th, 2007 at 06:26:14pm
Nothing about Davey would intimidate me... ever.
So, you got 2 out of 3.
Teenage.Assassin, March 19th, 2007 at 05:21:04pm