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Dead End Girl
Addict
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 10219 | February 25th, 2006 at 01:06am ~Kielbasa Sausage~:The_Freak:Oh Mistress, I Confess:Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones...
Ultamite Showdown of Ultamite Destiny <3
Lol. I saw that one. Lemon Demon <3333
I love how he kills somone between his thighs!
If Chuck Norris is god, Neil is Jesus. |
Invalid.
Jackass
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1332 | March 1st, 2006 at 02:34pm Mrs. Joey Armstrong.:Who's Chuck Norris? |
Cecilia
Had A Life Before GSB
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 26847 | March 1st, 2006 at 03:02pm Invalid.:Mrs. Joey Armstrong.:Who's Chuck Norris?
Some Walker, Texas Ranger..  |
FUCK GSB
Banned
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1973 | March 2nd, 2006 at 01:40am Fact: Chuck Norris sucks my weiner(if he's lucky) |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
 | March 2nd, 2006 at 07:25pm Robot:Fact: Chuck Norris sucks my weiner(if he's lucky)
Fact: Chuck Norris kicks your weiner (if he doesn't kill you) |
State Radio
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 6583 | March 2nd, 2006 at 08:41pm sheepless and redundant:Robot:Fact: Chuck Norris sucks my weiner(if he's lucky)
Fact: Chuck Norris kicks your weiner (if he doesn't kill you)
Burrrn!!
BURN! |
State Radio
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 6583 | March 2nd, 2006 at 08:41pm damn that didn't work! |
Ol' Blue Eyes.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 4816
 | March 2nd, 2006 at 08:47pm "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
I pretty much love that.
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Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| March 3rd, 2006 at 06:32pm |
FUCK GSB
Banned
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1973 | March 3rd, 2006 at 07:18pm sheepless and redundant:Robot:Fact: Chuck Norris sucks my weiner(if he's lucky)
Fact: Chuck Norris kicks your weiner (if he doesn't kill you)
You are obviously a brainless idiot like most kids in the world.
Shut up and think of something yourself. You = trendy |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| March 3rd, 2006 at 08:52pm Robot:sheepless and redundant:Robot:Fact: Chuck Norris sucks my weiner(if he's lucky)
Fact: Chuck Norris kicks your weiner (if he doesn't kill you)
You are obviously a brainless idiot like most kids in the world.
Shut up and think of something yourself. You = trendy
Me=Doesn't care |
Ilse
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8465 | March 3rd, 2006 at 08:56pm Under Chuck Norris' beard isn;t a chin, it's a 3rd fist waiting to strike. |
Ilse
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8465 | March 3rd, 2006 at 08:58pm An episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France. But after it aired, the french surrenderd just to be safe.
(Sorry if you're French and that offends you.) |
Woodrow Derenberger
Moderator
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 63354 | March 3rd, 2006 at 08:59pm "Chuck Norris gave the Mona Lisa its smile"
Walker is mah man. My dad watches it constantly |
evrybodyluvsgreen
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 7 | March 3rd, 2006 at 08:59pm ha ha thats great
Y doesnt Chuch Norris wear a condom? -- because theres no protection from chuch norris! - heard that on the radio yesterday |
(Sic)
Idiot
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 897 | March 3rd, 2006 at 10:18pm I read every single fact, outload. My throut hurts, not from reading, from laughing. Some of my favourites:
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
There were some others, but I cant find em. |
Miley Cyrus
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 15185
| March 4th, 2006 at 01:26pm Fuh Qup:I read every single fact, outload. My throut hurts, not from reading, from laughing. Some of my favourites:
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
There were some others, but I cant find em.
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suzie_k
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 8288 | March 4th, 2006 at 01:53pm I really didnt think people would like the chuck noriss thing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
love them |
Ilse
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8465 | March 4th, 2006 at 08:21pm Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. |
Protest the Hero.
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 6048 | June 30th, 2006 at 11:13am We should send Chuck to Iraq.
We'd so win the war.
I bet that in the end, Chuck Norris will prevent global warming and find a cure for cancer. |
