COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

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Maiku's Kind Ghost
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Mibba
February 28th, 2006 at 05:54pm
SCREW CHICKS TONIGHT MAN I GOTTA DANCE!!!
dr.tran
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February 28th, 2006 at 05:57pm
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SCREW CHICKS TONIGHT MAN I GOTTA DANCE!!!
lmfao

Chicks? Aisle five? C'mon dude, let's go get some chicks!
Tre Cool.
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February 28th, 2006 at 06:59pm
I asked my cousin today if he was a BAMF. He just looked at me all funny.
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 07:02pm
lmfao lmfao lmfao
Tre Cool.
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February 28th, 2006 at 07:05pm
He musta thought I had 6 heads or something..
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 09:15pm
I wrote "Dane Cook is teh poop!" on my friend's binder and he looked at me like I had 6 heads. Confused
hm___kinky
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February 28th, 2006 at 09:18pm
"your running down the street with an AK47 WHERES THE VAN!!!!!!!!"

i love that one Retard
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 09:22pm
I still love his reaction when he gets shot in the leg.

"Oh, SHIET!"

He says is like there's an E in there. Makes me piss myself every time.

WALK THE LINE IS OUT!!!!! COMERCIAL WAS JUST ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hm___kinky
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February 28th, 2006 at 09:48pm
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I still love his reaction when he gets shot in the leg.

"Oh, SHIET!"

He says is like there's an E in there. Makes me piss myself every time.

WALK THE LINE IS OUT!!!!! COMERCIAL WAS JUST ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what?
whats walk the line?
Ilse
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:07pm
Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:16pm
hm___kinky:
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I still love his reaction when he gets shot in the leg.

"Oh, SHIET!"

He says is like there's an E in there. Makes me piss myself every time.

WALK THE LINE IS OUT!!!!! COMERCIAL WAS JUST ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what?
whats walk the line?


Johnny Cash movie. It is SOOOO good!!!!
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:17pm
September_has_Ended:
Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
Ilse
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:21pm
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:24pm
September_has_Ended:
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Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
"No problem, Gay Lord." Cool

That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. Shocked
Ilse
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:31pm
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
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Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
"No problem, Gay Lord." Cool

That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. Shocked
"I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!"
JESSY NIGHTMARE
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:35pm
OMFG. I FUCKING LOVE DANE COOK! HE'S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!

"And the pickles and the pickles and the pickles."
"Okay Mam, apparently you want some pickles. Mam are you trying to molest me via drive thru? What are you saying?"
"Chicken tenders...sweet and sour sauce...all over my body."
"Okay mam drive around. SOME ONE GET SOME SAUCE NOW! COME ONE, SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!"

Yep. Cool
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:37pm
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
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Basket*Case:
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Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
"No problem, Gay Lord." Cool

That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. Shocked
"I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!"
"HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3."

God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. Cool
platypus30
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:38pm
"that makes me want to punch a baby"
Ilse
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:38pm
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
"No problem, Gay Lord." Cool

That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. Shocked
"I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!"
"HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3."

God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. Cool
It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist.
Baguelle
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February 28th, 2006 at 10:39pm
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Basket*Case:
September_has_Ended:
Fuck shoes man! Fuck shoes!


Haha! I'm listening to the Chicken Sangwich one where he mentions that. So cool. Cool
"No problem, Cheif."
"No problem, Gay Lord." Cool

That line made me laugh so hard, I think my heart came out of my mouth. Shocked
"I don't care if the person sitting across from you is considering suicide! You get that fucking ketchup!"
"HeycanIjuh...hah...Ijustneed...canIgetacoupleket...Ijustneedlike2or3."

God, I love his breathy ketchup beg. Cool
It sounds like..oh, I odn't know. A potential rapist.
I know. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that. lmfao
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