COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

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Baguelle
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February 27th, 2006 at 09:57pm
OMG! I love Obby

"It smells like a bag of asses."

"I just saw Jesus's eyes! This marker has shown me Jesus's eyes!"

I have to listen to Retaliation. I haven't listened to Harmful If Swallowed all the way through. I need to put that on my iPod.
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.]
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:05pm
omfg......Dane Cool is the shit....i have Retaliation AND Harmful if Swallowed..

"I CANT HEAR YOU BUGER KING!!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.]
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:08pm
HELLLOOOOOO.....IM A CAR.....
OIL IS MY BLOOD!
BACKSEAT....TRUNKSPACE...
HELLOOOOOOOO.....I WANNA GO FOR A RIDE???
GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!!
SEATBELTS......RADIO KNOBS!!!!

that Dane Cook is a silly bitch.....
Baguelle
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:28pm
Sheena.Cool.:
HELLLOOOOOO.....IM A CAR.....
OIL IS MY BLOOD!
BACKSEAT....TRUNKSPACE...
HELLOOOOOOOO.....I WANNA GO FOR A RIDE???
GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!!
SEATBELTS......RADIO KNOBS!!!!

that Dane Cook is a silly bitch.....
lmfao

*is listening to Obby*

PISS PAINTERS!!!!
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.]
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:29pm
"you know you can just go to google and type in 'piss painters' and you can find soemone to coat you down at a good price"
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:31pm
lmfao
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:36pm
ive memorized it all...every last line
Baguelle
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:39pm
Same here. Because Dane Cook is teh poop.
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:41pm
he is that......my favorite would probably be....car alarm but i also like monkey/heist

"WHERES THE FUCKIN VAN?!?"
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:44pm
I like how in Heist/Monkey he talks about how he would want to be shot in the back of the leg.

"Oh, SHIT!"
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:45pm
"you know it hurts but you still feel cool...your like ah shit...WHERES THE VAN?!"
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:46pm
my fav part of all time is the "baby punching tangent"...i piss my pants every time i hear it.....
Baguelle
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:51pm
lmfao

I'm listening to it right now.

"Lets kill these bitches... Cool)
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:52pm
"It's the sound that makes me punch infants!"
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:55pm
and...
"ive always wanted to be abducted by aliens....this would be the ultimate kick in the ass for the u.s. b/c hey its the greatest country in th world but sometimes we dont like what your doing so be barge in....KNOCK IT OFF....then we apologize....we were drunk and you were being kinda a bitch....DO YA MIND?...god damn dont tell me those a 100 foot giants indians....can you show us how to make giant corn?"

Paraphrasing b/c im too lazy to type the whole thing....you get it.....
Baguelle
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February 27th, 2006 at 10:58pm
I love the Indian joke. lmfao lmfao

I piss myself every time I hear it.
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February 27th, 2006 at 11:03pm
“[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.”
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February 27th, 2006 at 11:07pm
hell tell his grandchildren...YOU FUCKIN REMEMBER ME! but i did not say FUCKIN I DID NOT!! he diservres frozen treat smashed in or around his eyes because he is a lying 50 year old man!
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February 28th, 2006 at 04:44pm
Basket*Case:
"It's the sound that makes me punch infants!"
You just start going on a baby puching tangent!
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February 28th, 2006 at 05:50pm
i don't stalk tré...:
Basket*Case:
"It's the sound that makes me punch infants!"
You just start going on a baby puching tangent!
Ha! That one's awesome! I'm watching Dane right now. It's the monkey heist.
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