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Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 09:57pm OMG! I love Obby "It smells like a bag of asses." "I just saw Jesus's eyes! This marker has shown me Jesus's eyes!" I have to listen to Retaliation. I haven't listened to Harmful If Swallowed all the way through. I need to put that on my iPod.
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:05pm omfg......Dane Cool is the shit....i have Retaliation AND Harmful if Swallowed.. "I CANT HEAR YOU BUGER KING!!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:08pm HELLLOOOOOO.....IM A CAR..... OIL IS MY BLOOD! BACKSEAT....TRUNKSPACE... HELLOOOOOOOO.....I WANNA GO FOR A RIDE??? GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!! SEATBELTS......RADIO KNOBS!!!! that Dane Cook is a silly bitch.....
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:28pm Sheena.Cool.: HELLLOOOOOO.....IM A CAR..... OIL IS MY BLOOD! BACKSEAT....TRUNKSPACE... HELLOOOOOOOO.....I WANNA GO FOR A RIDE??? GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!! SEATBELTS......RADIO KNOBS!!!! that Dane Cook is a silly bitch..... is listening to Obby PISS PAINTERS!!!!
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:29pm "you know you can just go to google and type in 'piss painters' and you can find soemone to coat you down at a good price"
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:31pm
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:36pm ive memorized it all...every last line
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:39pm Same here. Because Dane Cook is teh poop.
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:41pm he is that......my favorite would probably be....car alarm but i also like monkey/heist "WHERES THE FUCKIN VAN?!?"
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:44pm I like how in Heist/Monkey he talks about how he would want to be shot in the back of the leg. "Oh, SHIT!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:45pm "you know it hurts but you still feel cool...your like ah shit...WHERES THE VAN?!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:46pm my fav part of all time is the "baby punching tangent"...i piss my pants every time i hear it.....
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:51pm I'm listening to it right now. "Lets kill these bitches... )
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:52pm "It's the sound that makes me punch infants!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 10:55pm and... "ive always wanted to be abducted by aliens....this would be the ultimate kick in the ass for the u.s. b/c hey its the greatest country in th world but sometimes we dont like what your doing so be barge in....KNOCK IT OFF....then we apologize....we were drunk and you were being kinda a bitch....DO YA MIND?...god damn dont tell me those a 100 foot giants indians....can you show us how to make giant corn?" Paraphrasing b/c im too lazy to type the whole thing....you get it.....
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	February 27th, 2006 at 10:58pm I love the Indian joke. I piss myself every time I hear it.
Erin; Technophile Post Whore Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 22706	February 27th, 2006 at 11:03pm “[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.”
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	February 27th, 2006 at 11:07pm hell tell his grandchildren...YOU FUCKIN REMEMBER ME! but i did not say FUCKIN I DID NOT!! he diservres frozen treat smashed in or around his eyes because he is a lying 50 year old man!
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	February 28th, 2006 at 04:44pm Basket*Case: "It's the sound that makes me punch infants!" You just start going on a baby puching tangent!
dr.tran Geek Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 150	February 28th, 2006 at 05:50pm i don't stalk tré...: Basket*Case: "It's the sound that makes me punch infants!" You just start going on a baby puching tangent! Ha! That one's awesome! I'm watching Dane right now. It's the monkey heist.

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