MOVIE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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| State Radio Falling In Love With The Board  Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 6583 | Tre'sDominatedLoveSlave.: Ohhhh, you're right. Damn. |
| ktots Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie  Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 22   | |
| State Radio Falling In Love With The Board Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 6583 | |
| ktots Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 22 | |
| State Radio Falling In Love With The Board Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 6583 | |
| The Artist Must Be True Idiot Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 748 | I've just put on 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'!!! Just thought I'd share that with you - my sister thought I'd left the subtitles on at the start *slaps her*  *sits back and watches* |
| State Radio Falling In Love With The Board Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 6583 | The Artist Must Be True: awesome. |
| I love CHURTLES!! Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 219 | |
| Bleach Rotting On Here Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | |
| Dehren McGhengland Rotting On Here  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 49206 | Don't You Touch My Belt!: The full movie used to be on YouTube, but they've deleted it. I don't know why.  |
| State Radio Falling In Love With The Board Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 6583 | Pepperpot.:Hey, you're not TresDominatedLoveSlave anymore? |
| Woodrow Derenberger Moderator  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 63354 | Pepperpot.: they deleted it due to copyright infringment  but....as long as YouTube stays up....I'm happy |
| Dehren McGhengland Rotting On Here Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 49206 | Valkyrie_Missile: No, I haven't been for a while now. After all, that name was horrible. o_o And I needed a change. (especially from that) |
| TheKnightWhoSaysNI! Geek Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 104 | |
| Anji Basket Case  Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 15914 | One of my favourits comdies of all time. I <3 Micheal Palin and John Cleese. I though it was the best. Life of Brian is good too, though., Meh, I might as well post one of my favourite scenes. Scene 5 Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! Villager: We have found a witch. May we burn her? Crowd: Burn her! Burn! Sir Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch? Villager: She looks like one. Sir Bedevere: Bring her forward. Connie Booth <3 The Witch: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. Sir Bedevere: Ah, but you are dressed as one. The Witch: They dressed me up like this. Villager #1: Oh, we didn't! We didn't... The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Sir Bedevere: Well? Villager #1: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Villager #1: And the hat, but she is a witch! Villager #2: Yeah! Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Villager #1: No! Villager #2: No. Villager #2: No. Villager #1: No. Villager #3: No. Villager #1: Yes. Villager #2: Yes. Villager #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit. Villager #3: A bit. Villager #1 and #2: A bit. Villager #3: A bit. Villager #1: She has got a wart. Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she is a witch? Villager #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? (Pause.) Villager #3: I got better. Villager #2: Burn her anyway! Crowd: Burn her! Sir Bedevere: Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Villager #1: Are there? Villager #2: Ah? Villager #1: What are they? Crowd: Tell us! Sir Bedevere: Tell me, what do you do with witches? Villager #2: Burn! Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches? Villager #1: More witches! Villager #2: Wood! Sir Bedevere: So, why do witches burn? (Pause...Everyone thinking hard...) Villager #3: Because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good! (All congratulating him.) Sir Bedevere: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Villager #1: Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Villager #1: Oh, yeah. Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Villager #1: No. No. Villager #2: No, it floats! It floats! Villager #1: Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere: What also floats in water? Villager #1: Bread! Villager #2: Apples! Villager #3: Um, very small rocks! Villager #1: Cider! Villager #2: Uh, gravy! Villager #1: Cherries! Villager #2: Mud! Villager #3: Churches! Villager #2: Lead! King Arthur: A duck! Sir Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically... Villager #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore? Villager #2: A witch! Villager #1: A witch! Crowd: A witch! Sir Bedevere: We shall use my largest scales. Sir Bedevere: Right. Remove the supports! Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! The Witch: It's a fair cop. Villager #3: Burn her! Crowd: Burn her! I have this scene pretty well memorized, but I had to watch that part again, but I love it anyways.  |
| Fever_and_Mirrors Geek Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 223 | haha, i love that scene!! we were watching it on a bus during a class trip and one of your priests was on the trip w/ us and the scene where he's in the castle w/ all those girls and they talk about spanking and then oral sex he freaked out and demanded the movie stopped playing immediately! hahaha it was funny...kinda best movie ever though...or one of |
| Titsmagee King For A Couple Of Days Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2043 | |
| Right_Profile Idiot  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 598 |  classic comedy "it's merely a flesh wound" |
| Fever_and_Mirrors Geek Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 223 | |
| wfougoafoihqfe Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 9656 |
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