MOVIE: Zoolander

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April 27th, 2006 at 05:47pm
Zoolander is a 2001 comedy starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich...

The movie is about the adventures of Derek Zoolander, a male supermodel about to retire, who realizes that there is more to life than just being “really really good looking” and decides to find out what it is, but soon gets pulled back into the business, in a way a lot more dangerous than he thinks…
His young nemesis model Hansel soon becomes his friend and comrade in a fight against the evil designer Jacobim Mugatu. His other helper in the fight is the journalist Matilda Jeffries, who not only takes part in the war against evil, but also gets romantically involved with Derek, even though in the beginning she seemed to be disgusted with the man.

Even though a lot of people disapprove of the movie due to the exaggerated stupidity of its characters and the specific type of humor that not everyone likes and understands, the movie grossed over $45 million in US only and still remains one of the most quoted and loved comedies of all times.

Famous Quotes:

Zoolander: I mean, maybe I could even have my own institute. We could call it the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
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Matilda: Every day after school I would come home and you know, I'd flip through the pages of my mom's Vogue and Glamour and… I'd just… I'd look at these women .. These perfect, beautiful… just unbelievable skinny women. I just couldn't - Oh, I just couldn't understand why I didn't look like them. I just didn't get it. So um.. so in 8th grade I became….
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Zoolander: You can read minds?
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Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
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Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so rich he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell 'em to Queen Elizabeth as earrings
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Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

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April 27th, 2006 at 10:47pm
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.
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April 28th, 2006 at 03:26pm
dookie_#32:
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.

Like a water fight...only more expensive!

I love that bit where Zoolander smashes the computer to try and get a file...absolute classic
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April 28th, 2006 at 06:38pm
Incubus:
dookie_#32:
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.

Like a water fight...only more expensive!

I love that bit where Zoolander smashes the computer to try and get a file...absolute classic


Actually, that's Hansel. Rolling Eyes Just kidding, but I love the movie.
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April 29th, 2006 at 01:36am
Yeah, "Brint!" "Huh?" "Nooooooooo!" That was hilarious!
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April 29th, 2006 at 01:51am
i love all of that movie.. its one you will never get sick of!
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April 29th, 2006 at 07:34am
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dookie_#32:
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.

Like a water fight...only more expensive!

I love that bit where Zoolander smashes the computer to try and get a file...absolute classic


Actually, that's Hansel. Rolling Eyes Just kidding, but I love the movie.

Confused really? I was sure it was the other guy, oh well its been ages since I've seen that film your probably right
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April 29th, 2006 at 09:13pm
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Valkyrie_Missile:
Incubus:
dookie_#32:
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.

Like a water fight...only more expensive!

I love that bit where Zoolander smashes the computer to try and get a file...absolute classic


Actually, that's Hansel. Rolling Eyes Just kidding, but I love the movie.

Confused really? I was sure it was the other guy, oh well its been ages since I've seen that film your probably right


Yeah, I just watched it today.

"Hello, and welcome to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too." lmfao
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April 29th, 2006 at 10:06pm
Valkyrie_Missile:
Incubus:
Valkyrie_Missile:
Incubus:
dookie_#32:
i like the way he talks in that movie. its really weird.the gasoline fight was funny.

Like a water fight...only more expensive!

I love that bit where Zoolander smashes the computer to try and get a file...absolute classic


Actually, that's Hansel. Rolling Eyes Just kidding, but I love the movie.

Confused really? I was sure it was the other guy, oh well its been ages since I've seen that film your probably right


Yeah, I just watched it today.

"Hello, and welcome to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too." lmfao
i crack up every time i hear that. it is so funny.
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April 30th, 2006 at 01:55am
Hahahahahahahaah I love that movie. The walkoff is the best. Hehehehehehehe

MERMAN!!!!! MERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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April 30th, 2006 at 04:45pm
and tre said "Orange Mocha Frappucino." and everyone thought that it was his line.
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April 30th, 2006 at 05:46pm
dookie_#32:
and tre said "Orange Mocha Frappucino." and everyone thought that it was his line.


Anyways! I forgot that's from this movie!
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June 19th, 2006 at 12:15am
That movie is sooo funny! I love the part at the gas station!
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June 19th, 2006 at 09:12am
Maury Ballstein:
Mugatu is so rich he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell 'em to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
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June 20th, 2006 at 03:51pm
Zoolander rocks!!
I love:
"I can Derilique my own balls.Hansolo."
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June 30th, 2006 at 08:42pm
"HAPPY ... HAPPY"
And the way he says "really really good looking"
Oh! And his cough in the mines.
lmfao
'Tis a good movie.
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April 18th, 2007 at 02:44pm
Dance i love this movie zoolander is so funny i like how derek and hansel r so dim and i love the gasoline fight o and the breadance fight and when he smashes the computer 'whered all the files go' Dance
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April 18th, 2007 at 03:04pm
omfg I love this film so much, it's just so stupid but still one of my favourites lmfao

"I was bulimic."
"...you can read minds?"

lmfao classic
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April 18th, 2007 at 03:33pm
I really love the way Ben Stiller speaks in the movie.
He sounds so adorable XD
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April 18th, 2007 at 07:58pm
"But who do you think made the powdered wigs and leg stockings worn by our country's early leaders?"
"... MUGATU!"

I've seen it waaay too many times. tehe
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