Mike's Quotes

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Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
June 24th, 2010 at 02:36pm
When i was a kid me an my frainds used to pore rubbing alcohol on our arms and run into the street on fire people will drive by (mike and his fraind) AHHHH *flailing* AHHHH!HH!!!!!!!! .............. i don't sekjest that at home.
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
June 24th, 2010 at 02:38pm
Do you realize im standing in the handycap zone *look around* i cant stand here *walks away*
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
June 24th, 2010 at 02:42pm
"Some one bring those marsmallows i ordered???"
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
June 26th, 2010 at 12:21pm
"This is bitch-n Tre Cool has never been so hot, haha he's on fire!"
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
July 10th, 2010 at 02:31pm
"Oh WOW! youre bald now........and your a GIRL!!"
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
July 10th, 2010 at 02:34pm
Mike: Somebody slept in my sleeping bag and Tre scared him out with a brick. It was awesome.
Billie: ...You were on acid!
Mike: Oh yeah!
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
August 18th, 2010 at 07:01pm
"Tre doesn't need to use a condom.He has a huge overlapping foreskin. He just ties it in a knot." - Mike Dirnt
Viva la Jenna!
Jackass
Viva la Jenna!
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1264

Mibba
August 19th, 2010 at 02:26pm
^^ lmfao where are all these from?!
Brandon Cole Margera
Basket Case
Brandon Cole Margera
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Gender: Female
Posts: 15223
August 22nd, 2010 at 05:50pm
lmfao at the last one
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
August 26th, 2010 at 03:18pm
Viva la Jenna!:
^^ lmfao where are all these from?!


idk it was posted on GDA
Mr.Armstrong
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Mr.Armstrong
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Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
August 26th, 2010 at 03:20pm
If wer not writing and performing we'r usually writing and performing.
ALinkBetweenHearts
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Mibba Blog
August 26th, 2010 at 07:07pm
Mr.Armstrong:
"Tre doesn't need to use a condom.He has a huge overlapping foreskin. He just ties it in a knot." - Mike Dirnt


...no comment... tehe
Mr.Armstrong
Falling In Love With The Board
Mr.Armstrong
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5586
August 26th, 2010 at 07:55pm
"Id prabaly cut my arm off and beat my self to death"
NotForMeh
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
NotForMeh
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September 24th, 2010 at 07:57pm
where is this from?
It's not mine.
Just wondering.

ThisIsGreenDay:
From the CBGB concert:

"You know, this place is way better than Gilman Street."

"And you know what else is cool? Right now, right now on Gilman Street it's past our curfew."

"Ahhhh, shit."


(Mike's going on about the sound problem, Billie Joe wants to continue playing)
MIKE: I can't tell if it's plugged in or not. Can you hear it? (points to someone) Good. No? I can't--you know, I'm doin' it (make bass-playing motions). I swear I'm doin' it.
BILLIE JOE: It sounds good. Alright. It's fine. Who cares. (turns to audience) Any requests, requests, requests?
MIKE: I don't think I can turn it up any more.
BILLIE JOE: (to someone in the audience) What's that? Replacements? A replacements song?
MIKE: Hey, how can I turn it up?
BILLIE JOE: IT SOUNDS FINE! FUCK IT!

MIKE: Can you guys hear everything? Not that it really matters. I need more beer!
BILLIE JOE: Does anyone have a beer?
MIKE: Here, I'm buying. (pulls money out of his pocket and throws it into the crowd) Here. I'm buying. Fuck it. We're rich, right? (turns around with bass, aimlessly, turns back and points to guy in thee crowd) Hey, hey buddy! I want a beer outta that. Keep the money.
TRE: I don't need a fuckin' beer because I got green blood all over that drumset. The last drummer bled all over like a stuffed hog, man. I love it. I'm drinking that shit. I'm lickin' it up.

"I'm not gonna say we have don't have too much beer but it's fucked up not to share, right?" (passes his beer to person in the crowd)

"Hey, check it out, man. It's almost like we got a rider."

"We're trying, but we're just not that good at it anymore."

"You know what? Check it out. We did all sorts of shit. We did _____ today, we did fuckin' Letterman, and then I had to talk a friend of mine outta fuckin' killin' himself, and then I got st-st--stap--taken away to a fuckin' party with alcohol, and now I'm here with you guys. Thank you. You know why? 'Cause the rest of that fuckin' shit is a wash."

"We should be paying you guys."

"Damn. Dayum."

"Old shit! Old shit! Th--fuckin'...old shit. Wh-what old shit do we have? Fuck. We got fuckin' six records."


BILLIE JOE: (singing 'Longview') "...my mother says to get a job--"
MIKE: FUCK THAT!

(When a girl on stage wants to stage-dive)
MIKE: Come forward. Come forward, you evil minions. Come forward, you evil people. You dirty sinners. Come forward. You must catch this--wait, wait. You gotta get some air in here. You gotta back up and get some air. You're gonna catch her, right? Goddamnit, I haven't seen a stage dive in almost--
(Girl does LAME ASS stage dive)
BILLIE: Look at that. She's stage diving.
MIKE: YEAH!

"We can play '409.'"

"BLIZZARD OF OZ!! CRAZY TRAIN!!"

"Isn't there a game we could play?


(Someone's keys get onstage)
MIKE: Hey, the key to the city!

BILLIE JOE: (to someone in the crowd) Oh, are these yours?
MIKE: Or the keys to the bathroom.
BILLIE JOE: The key. To. The. City.
MIKE: No, the key to the bathroom.
BILLIE JOE: You get the key to New Jersey.

"Smothered, covered, scattered, smothered...covered."

"It's like tryin' to slide on a half-wet Slip-N-Slide, man. It just doesn't happen. But, BUT! Those who try are welcome to the burn."


BILLIE JOE: I know, let's play 'Blood Sex & Booze.'
MIKE: Man, I'm drunk. I don't give a fuck what you play.
St. Dude
Moderator
St. Dude
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Posts: 59949
February 27th, 2011 at 10:50pm
when asked about a phrase he said during the song "Private Ale"

"All I know is, we smoked like an ounce of pot making that record. Do yourself a favor: record your records sober." - interview with DJ Rossstar Feb '11
NeenielovesGD28
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September 17th, 2011 at 12:05pm
Green Day is like sex when its good it's really good when it's bad it's still pretty damn good
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