"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."
Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
Will Forte. Board Parasite Age: 25 Gender: Female Posts: 39013
December 8th, 2006 at 01:44am
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy:
Mike didn't say it, but it's about him so...yeah. :lol
Caller: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?
Tre': I'm gonna dress up as Mike!
Mike's Radio Voice is fuckin' funny, too.
Billie: Mike, do your radio voice.
Mike: WELL SOMETIMES I DO MY RADIO VOICE AND SOMETIMES I DON'T!!!!!! *laughter* TOO BAD THERE'S NO MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Uh, what's When I Come Around about?
Mike: Drinking too much and passin' out.
"Everyone who calls in is on barbiturates!"
"Is it sneaker pimps or sneaker pumps?"
*About Mark Kohr, their early video director*-He's pretty much a pimp.
*Continuing on the "super stitiches" quote and breaking his elbow: Uh, yeah, let me see, I broke it skateboarding, I broke it pillow fighting, and I broke it at WoodSTUMP.
Billie: And he broke it on a truck.
Mike: And I broke it on a truck.
Caller: Uh, Billie, did you write the song Platypus about anyone in particular?
Billie: Uh, yes...
Mike: How do you know that song? Record's not out yet, Albert. Who do you know?
Radio Host: Albert, are you there?
Mike: Albert hung up 'cause he knows who's comin' to get him.
Tre': We got Star69 Albert! Star69 Albert, right now!
"What do you do when you worship us? Is it like a candle thing or is it like a thing thing?"
Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!
*About Jinx/Haushinka*: It's two great tastes that taste great together!
Damn, that Modern Rock Live interview was great.
. Quotes in bold are damn spiffy.
a. They're funny as hell.
b. The guy's name was ALBERT!!
o_o
Will Forte. Board Parasite Age: 25 Gender: Female Posts: 39013
December 8th, 2006 at 01:44am
shadowavenger:
"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."
Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."
Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.
Green Day is like sex, when we're good we're really good, when we're bad...we're still pretty damn good.
All my religious beliefs are based on Stars Wars
(this is one one interveiwe)
woman: and how do you feel about wining this awrd tongit mike?
mike: well it says outstaing bassit on it, so i must have been standing at a time or outside and playing my bass.
"I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddam diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day."
"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."
"Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."
"Showers are overrated."
"We work super hard to not have to work "
"We were looking for lunch money when we put dookie out "
"We's was in the supermarket and we's was buyin all sorts of stuff and we went up to conter they said "you arnt from around here are ya? I could tell you wasn't from here......and they chased us outa the store and threw apples and organges and guns-it was ugly."
Miss Murder Geek Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 203
January 14th, 2007 at 01:03pm
Boobmeister:
"I've been cuffed in my underwear"
I told him not to tell anyone! lol
GD Addicts Anonymous Falling In Love With The Board Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 5896
January 14th, 2007 at 03:35pm
Bubbles[Kerplunk!]:
"I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddam diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day."
"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."
"Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."
"Showers are overrated."
"We work super hard to not have to work "
"We were looking for lunch money when we put dookie out "
That quote's always made me laugh. I really love it for reasons unknown. I guess it's because I can just picture him saying that and it's cute.
I told him not to tell anyone! lol
I guess it's because I can just picture him saying that and it's cute.
