Mike's Quotes

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shadowavenger
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December 5th, 2006 at 11:34am
"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."

Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
Deernt.
Rotting On Here
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December 7th, 2006 at 07:44pm
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy:
Mike didn't say it, but it's about him so...yeah. :lol
Caller: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?
Tre': I'm gonna dress up as Mike!

Mike's Radio Voice is fuckin' funny, too. lmfao
Billie: Mike, do your radio voice.
Mike: WELL SOMETIMES I DO MY RADIO VOICE AND SOMETIMES I DON'T!!!!!! *laughter* TOO BAD THERE'S NO MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!


Caller: Uh, what's When I Come Around about?
Mike: Drinking too much and passin' out.

"Everyone who calls in is on barbiturates!"

"Is it sneaker pimps or sneaker pumps?"

*About Mark Kohr, their early video director*-He's pretty much a pimp.

*Continuing on the "super stitiches" quote and breaking his elbow: Uh, yeah, let me see, I broke it skateboarding, I broke it pillow fighting, and I broke it at WoodSTUMP.
Billie: And he broke it on a truck.
Mike: And I broke it on a truck.

Caller: Uh, Billie, did you write the song Platypus about anyone in particular?
Billie: Uh, yes...
Mike: How do you know that song? Record's not out yet, Albert. Who do you know?
Radio Host: Albert, are you there?
Mike: Albert hung up 'cause he knows who's comin' to get him.
Tre': We got Star69 Albert! Star69 Albert, right now!


"What do you do when you worship us? Is it like a candle thing or is it like a thing thing?"

Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!

*About Jinx/Haushinka*: It's two great tastes that taste great together!

Damn, that Modern Rock Live interview was great. lmfao
lmfao lmfao. Quotes in bold are damn spiffy.
a. They're funny as hell.
b. The guy's name was ALBERT!! lmfao

o_o
Deernt.
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December 7th, 2006 at 07:44pm
shadowavenger:
"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."

Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
lmfao xinfinity +1

Brilliant!
Word.
Cool
BillieStoleMyVirginity
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Mibba
December 9th, 2006 at 06:23am
i dreamt i played mikes bass for him at a concert.

Very Happy

im random
Banach95
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Mibba Blog
December 9th, 2006 at 10:22am
BillieStoleMyVirginity:
i dreamt i played mikes bass for him at a concert.

Very Happy

im random



pssst... you should put that this this thread; Mike related Dreams
Jak4Kayty
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December 9th, 2006 at 02:41pm
Elf.:
shadowavenger:
"Now that the man has a boner - your father, or the milkman - the man pushes his [BEEP] up and down inside the woman's [BEEP] so that the tickly parts rub together. It's like scratching an itch, but it feels a lot better. Why does the tickling stop? Well, your father came home."

Where Do Babies Come From - sheer brilliance. Also, best description of sex EVER.
lmfao xinfinity +1

Brilliant!
Word.
Cool

lmfao lmfao... i cant find that audio anywhere
The Evil Alchemist
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December 16th, 2006 at 09:48pm
Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.
Green Day is like sex, when we're good we're really good, when we're bad...we're still pretty damn good.
All my religious beliefs are based on Stars Wars
89891
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89891
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January 9th, 2007 at 03:43pm
(this is one one interveiwe)
woman: and how do you feel about wining this awrd tongit mike?
mike: well it says outstaing bassit on it, so i must have been standing at a time or outside and playing my bass.
Quickie
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January 10th, 2007 at 06:47pm
lyrical_mess:
lmfao ^.

"Well I knew punk, he was a close personal friend of mine. He may be dead, but he lives on in all of us."


love that
Bubbles[Kerplunk!]
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January 11th, 2007 at 05:27am
"I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddam diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day."

"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."

"Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."

"Showers are overrated."

"We work super hard to not have to work "

"We were looking for lunch money when we put dookie out "
himynameiskia.
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January 11th, 2007 at 03:35pm
Maiku's Requiem:
"We's was in the supermarket and we's was buyin all sorts of stuff and we went up to conter they said "you arnt from around here are ya? I could tell you wasn't from here......and they chased us outa the store and threw apples and organges and guns-it was ugly." Very Happy


ROFL! I love that video!
KarenAndTheBabes
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Mibba
January 11th, 2007 at 07:35pm
"We were looking for lunch money when we put dookie out "

^^^^^^^^^
:lmfao
mikesdirtylilsecret
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January 13th, 2007 at 04:40pm
That quote at the top is FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Miss Murder
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January 14th, 2007 at 07:03am
Boobmeister:
"I've been cuffed in my underwear"


~~


Shocked I told him not to tell anyone! lol
GD Addicts Anonymous
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January 14th, 2007 at 09:35am
Bubbles[Kerplunk!]:
"I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddam diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day."

"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."

"Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."

"Showers are overrated."

"We work super hard to not have to work "

"We were looking for lunch money when we put dookie out "


That quote's always made me laugh. I really love it for reasons unknown. Laughing I guess it's because I can just picture him saying that and it's cute.
LeahLozerLuvzGD
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January 14th, 2007 at 05:40pm
Mine is....

"I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass." lmfao
whatsername48417
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January 21st, 2007 at 11:04am
Green Day is like sex... When we're good... we're really good... and when we're bad... we're still pretty damn good.

"Ain't that a bitch? That's why they put the word bitch in obituaries

those are a couple of my favorites.
Kimsex
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Mibba
January 29th, 2007 at 03:11pm
"Kids, do yourself a favor, stay out of the restaurant business!"

slightly hipocrytical? Laughing
Too Much Eyeliner
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Mibba
February 4th, 2007 at 04:31pm
"The day is done, and Mikey has his chinese chicken salad. I'm a happy boy."

Laughing Mikeh is always a happy boy.
ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
February 4th, 2007 at 10:57pm
"Holly, I love you and want you to have my many babies..."

Shocked

Oh, wait...that was from a dream I had...

Heh-heh...
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