Mike's Quotes

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July 21st, 2006 at 11:22am
For sheer randomness:-
"I like about 18 eyelets in my bootleg"

"And that was brought to you by the letter Q!"

"Live in stereo! My Goodness!"

"We did a play of the...you know...nativity...thing...you know. It was pretty good, you know, with like the...live placenta hitting the crowd...at one point Santa Clause, the easter bunny and Jesus Christ, all on stage at the same time."

"Everyone who calls is on barbituates!"

"I'm very super-stiches."

"Excuse me, Dave, my name is Mike. Don't sound so bitter."


Yeah...I've been listening to Modern Rock...
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Mibba
July 21st, 2006 at 11:29am
Annie The Fantestical:
When your diriving in your car, ram into the guy to the right of you. Just for fun. Just to get to know him. You get his lisence number...his address
Where's that from!? lmfao
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy
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July 21st, 2006 at 01:16pm
I posted it already, but it needs to be said again.

Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!

Wink lmfao
Roisin-Marie
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July 22nd, 2006 at 04:02pm
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy:
I posted it already, but it needs to be said again.

Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!

Wink lmfao

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao i'd love to be one of his best friends....that would come second to something more than friends of course
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Mibba
August 2nd, 2006 at 05:10pm
I dunno if this one is here yet and im not sure its the exact quote but:

"We drink beer, play a show, drink more beer, barbeque small children..."
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August 4th, 2006 at 03:46pm
Annie Lolz:
When your diriving in your car, ram into the guy to the right of you. Just for fun. Just to get to know him. You get his lisence number...his address

did he say that? when? lmfao
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August 4th, 2006 at 03:47pm
P-nut:
For sheer randomness:-
"I like about 18 eyelets in my bootleg"

"And that was brought to you by the letter Q!"

"Live in stereo! My Goodness!"

"We did a play of the...you know...nativity...thing...you know. It was pretty good, you know, with like the...live placenta hitting the crowd...at one point Santa Clause, the easter bunny and Jesus Christ, all on stage at the same time."

"Everyone who calls is on barbituates!"

"I'm very super-stiches."

"Excuse me, Dave, my name is Mike. Don't sound so bitter."


Yeah...I've been listening to Modern Rock...

lmfao
Roisin-Marie
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August 4th, 2006 at 03:48pm
Mike_is_sexy_86:
I dunno if this one is here yet and im not sure its the exact quote but:

"We drink beer, play a show, drink more beer, barbeque small children..."

ooooooooooh i think that was from egos and icons XD
JOGG's_bassist
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Mibba
August 6th, 2006 at 07:39pm
"Most pickups, and guitars in general, are assembled by women, because they have smaller hands to wrap the coils and deal with the little screws and everything. There are probably more men guitar players in the world. But guitars are shaped like women and put together by women. And I just think that's a beautiful thing." - Mike Dirnt

From Guitar World... I don't remember which issue.
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August 6th, 2006 at 08:09pm
JOGG's_bassist:
"Most pickups, and guitars in general, are assembled by women, because they have smaller hands to wrap the coils and deal with the little screws and everything. There are probably more men guitar players in the world. But guitars are shaped like women and put together by women. And I just think that's a beautiful thing." - Mike Dirnt

From Guitar World... I don't remember which issue.

awww thats so nice of him!! i fucking love him!!! Cool
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September 8th, 2006 at 08:05am
mikey*drool*1:
"Opinions are like apples everyone has one!"
LMFAOLMFAOLMAO. xDDD
Sumthin Smushi
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September 9th, 2006 at 09:35am
i found a few...they might have been already posted...but i dont care... Fizz

"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."

"Now are any of these vegetables magic? I mean if I rub that bean on my foot will I run faster?"

"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."

"I told Billie, 'Let's just take it as far as we can. Eventually we'll lose all the money and everything else, anyway. Let's just make sure we have one great big story at the end.' I think we will. In some ways we already do."

"Tre is the second craziest son of a bitch ever to walk the planet"

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
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September 9th, 2006 at 04:08pm
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy:
Mike didn't say it, but it's about him so...yeah. :lol
Caller: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?
Tre': I'm gonna dress up as Mike!

Mike's Radio Voice is fuckin' funny, too. lmfao
Billie: Mike, do your radio voice.
Mike: WELL SOMETIMES I DO MY RADIO VOICE AND SOMETIMES I DON'T!!!!!! *laughter* TOO BAD THERE'S NO MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!

Caller: Uh, what's When I Come Around about?
Mike: Drinking too much and passin' out.

"Everyone who calls in is on barbiturates!"

"Is it sneaker pimps or sneaker pumps?"

*About Mark Kohr, their early video director*-He's pretty much a pimp.

*Continuing on the "super stitiches" quote and breaking his elbow: Uh, yeah, let me see, I broke it skateboarding, I broke it pillow fighting, and I broke it at WoodSTUMP.
Billie: And he broke it on a truck.
Mike: And I broke it on a truck.

Caller: Uh, Billie, did you write the song Platypus about anyone in particular?
Billie: Uh, yes...
Mike: How do you know that song? Record's not out yet, Albert. Who do you know?
Radio Host: Albert, are you there?
Mike: Albert hung up 'cause he knows who's comin' to get him.
Tre': We got Star69 Albert! Star69 Albert, right now!

"What do you do when you worship us? Is it like a candle thing or is it like a thing thing?"

Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!

*About Jinx/Haushinka*: It's two great tastes that taste great together!

Damn, that Modern Rock Live interview was great. lmfao

lmfao they're hilarious!!
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September 9th, 2006 at 04:11pm
phobilemone:
mikey*drool*1:
"Opinions are like apples everyone has one!"
LMFAOLMFAOLMAO. xDDD

Mesic Mesic Mesic
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September 9th, 2006 at 04:12pm
Sumthin Smushi:


"Tre is the second craziest son of a bitch ever to walk the planet"


when did he say that? xD
Sumthin Smushi
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September 10th, 2006 at 10:18am
P¤iSon L¤Ve:
Sumthin Smushi:


"Tre is the second craziest son of a bitch ever to walk the planet"


when did he say that? xD


umm...not sure... Rolling Eyes
i found that one on a mike fanlisting...but my friend told me she heard it sumwhere...i LovE it !!! Razz
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September 10th, 2006 at 01:40pm
Sumthin Smushi:
P¤iSon L¤Ve:
Sumthin Smushi:


"Tre is the second craziest son of a bitch ever to walk the planet"


when did he say that? xD


umm...not sure... Rolling Eyes
i found that one on a mike fanlisting...but my friend told me she heard it sumwhere...i LovE it !!! Razz

XD me too...i'm gonna have a nosey about to see if i can find it
Melissa.
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September 10th, 2006 at 04:26pm
in_paradise_with_st_jimmy:
I posted it already, but it needs to be said again.

Radio Host: God, could you guys ask about the damn record 'cause you're gonna get penis jokes for the next five minutes.
Mike: FIVE FEET!

Wink lmfao


lmfao That's awsome!!
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September 10th, 2006 at 06:27pm
"Check me out...I'm a book!"

"Heeeey, the punk rocker at the show likes Johnny Ramoooone, heeeeeeey."

"Lot's of people... bumming change..." (on Berkley)

Tre: "We have a rock opera."
Mike: "It's called 'Jimmy'" (keep in mind, this interview is JUST before Dookie came out. Freaky much?)

"This is the Bad Green Weed tour." (About how they were touring with Seaweed and Bad Religion.)

"Brett was eating soup and crackers one day, and he ran out of crackers, and I was across this restaurant, and I just happened to have a whole bunch of crackers on me. They were all crushed up because they'd been in my pocket for about a week, but, I brought 'em over and poured 'em in his soup. He was so happy that he offered 'hey, I don't care, hey, are you in a band or something?' And I said 'sure,' so he said 'hey, come tour with us, please."

Tre: "Industry, that's a shitty word."
Mike: "INDUSTRY!!!"

"It's a real nice record, and, it's songs please everyone... except parents." (On Dookie)

"It's, it's a real nice thing." (Also on Dookie)

"It's called a bookmobile because everywhere we go, we book ie. Bookin' shows, bookin' ass..."

"Yeah, Orsen used to sing in his sleep, and we just took those song. Sfter a while, we had enough Orsen songs to start a band."

Mike: "Okay, I, I stole everything I know from..."
Tre: "Survivor!"

"Oh, you weren't there! You didn't see us play Eye Of The Tiger tonight, that's a definent influence!"

That is my favorite interview now.
Sumthin Smushi
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September 11th, 2006 at 09:06am
^^these rule!! Very Happy

wat interview is that??
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