Mike's Quotes

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June 4th, 2006 at 09:17am
On why DUI will never be released:

"Well it is a known fact that 90% of the population is actually retarded and will actually follow that direction."

Talking about "Lets get drunk and go out driving" in the song.
DirntyMilf
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June 4th, 2006 at 10:57am
rejectallamerican:
On why DUI will never be released:

"Well it is a known fact that 90% of the population is actually retarded and will actually follow that direction."

Talking about "Lets get drunk and go out driving" in the song.


He's right, you know. My town is full of rednecks, and it takes them no provocation whatsoever to do just that. Rolling Eyes
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June 4th, 2006 at 05:38pm
rejectallamerican:
On why DUI will never be released:

"Well it is a known fact that 90% of the population is actually retarded and will actually follow that direction."

Talking about "Lets get drunk and go out driving" in the song.
lmfao i heard that and I was cracking up forever. Mike has a great sence of humor. that whole interview just cracks me up =D
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June 4th, 2006 at 07:39pm
rejectallamerican:
On why DUI will never be released:

"Well it is a known fact that 90% of the population is actually retarded and will actually follow that direction."

Talking about "Lets get drunk and go out driving" in the song.
lmfao lmfao
Mike's so wise when he makes those quotes of his. Smile
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June 4th, 2006 at 08:35pm
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Angel Of My Dreams:
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pearlyfrets:
"Well hit me in the face with a steak. That's what I'm talking about!!" - Watching the crew build the Milton Keynes stage.

lmfao

I LOVE THAT!

haha, it's on some Idiot club video
Everytime I see that quote I can't help but laugh so hard. lmfao lmfao lmfao
It's even funnier to watch him say it!

Just the way he's all thoughtful and then he comes out with that!
oh i know i've seen it! lmfao lmfao
That's why I laugh so hard when I see it because I picture him saying it and omg...lmfao
lmfao he comes up with the best quotes!



oes anyone have the video so we can watch it?
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June 4th, 2006 at 08:42pm
Maggie_Dirnt:
oes anyone have the video so we can watch it?
Oh I think it's an idiot club video.
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June 4th, 2006 at 08:56pm
My favorite is, "You Gotta Live It Up Cause Life Goes On."
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June 4th, 2006 at 09:28pm
Angel Of My Dreams:
Maggie_Dirnt:
oes anyone have the video so we can watch it?
Oh I think it's an idiot club video.

damn is anyone one a member so that
we can see it?
DirntyMilf
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June 4th, 2006 at 10:26pm
Maggie_Dirnt:
Angel Of My Dreams:
Maggie_Dirnt:
oes anyone have the video so we can watch it?
Oh I think it's an idiot club video.

damn is anyone one a member so that
we can see it?


I am, but we're not allowed here to post the Idiot Club videos. They say it wouldn't be fair to the people who pay $20 to join the club if the clips weren't kept exclusive to the club members. Sorry.
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June 5th, 2006 at 05:17am
"Your just mad because your in the rain, well fuck you, i hope it rains so much you all get stuck"
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June 5th, 2006 at 12:00pm
"We wanna grab life by the balls and squeeze!"
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:10pm
look at that light...isn't it massive...next time i see i light that big i'm not suppose to walk towards it-Making Of AI video
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:15pm
The Fool on the Hill:
I'm not sure if this is right..

"there's something to say about doers... if you're gonna do it... do it right"

Mike's quotes are awesome. he's jsut a witty guy and I love how he's one of those guys who'll say a joke and laugh at his own jokes while everyone just sits around and doesn't find it funny. It makes me giggle.


amen to that

i read somewhere he wants to be a stand up comedian
i think he'll be great
he saidin a rolling stone article he's gone 2 comedy clubs n preformed...i wish i was there...
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:19pm
"If those commercials don't get you motivated to go out there and get a job, then I don't know what will!"
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:25pm
Oh and I always laugh when i hear this one:

"I don't like your mustache, Tre. Tre's got this new mustache, it's like a big ol' Freddy Mercury and it's not cool AT ALL! I mean don't get me wrong; Fred looked great, but this one ain't happening. Go sweep the floor with that bad boy!"
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:27pm
rejectallamerican:
Oh and I always laugh when i hear this one:

"I don't like your mustache, Tre. Tre's got this new mustache, it's like a big ol' Freddy Mercury and it's not cool AT ALL! I mean don't get me wrong; Fred looked great, but this one ain't happening. Go sweep the floor with that bad boy!"
lmfao lmfao
I love the quotes from Modern Rock Live.
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June 5th, 2006 at 04:55pm
Angel Of My Dreams:
rejectallamerican:
Oh and I always laugh when i hear this one:

"I don't like your mustache, Tre. Tre's got this new mustache, it's like a big ol' Freddy Mercury and it's not cool AT ALL! I mean don't get me wrong; Fred looked great, but this one ain't happening. Go sweep the floor with that bad boy!"
lmfao lmfao
I love the quotes from Modern Rock Live.


I agree. It's such a great interview. Whenever I listen to it I can't stop laughing!
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June 5th, 2006 at 05:49pm
rejectallamerican:
Angel Of My Dreams:
rejectallamerican:
Oh and I always laugh when i hear this one:

"I don't like your mustache, Tre. Tre's got this new mustache, it's like a big ol' Freddy Mercury and it's not cool AT ALL! I mean don't get me wrong; Fred looked great, but this one ain't happening. Go sweep the floor with that bad boy!"
lmfao lmfao
I love the quotes from Modern Rock Live.
I second that. lmfao...best interview EVER!

I agree. It's such a great interview. Whenever I listen to it I can't stop laughing!
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Mibba
June 6th, 2006 at 01:49am
man i can't believe no one posted this one either!!!

"Hi I'm Mike, I'm a Taurus."- 100% Green Day
TresFine
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June 6th, 2006 at 02:26am
Angel Of My Dreams:
man i can't believe no one posted this one either!!!

"Hi I'm Mike, I'm a Taurus."- 100% Green Day


haha yeah the pick up line
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