Hand Me Down 4

The Fool On The Hill:

Janie Jones:

If you were to show up at my front door I'd fall down laughing. And then invite you inside immediately because my front porch is infested with spiders. hahah.

AH SPIDERS. I DO NOT LIKE SPIDERS. I'LL USE MY MAGICAL TAYLOR HAWKINS POWER AND LASER THEM OFF AND BURN A HOLE INTO YOUR PORCH AND YOU'LL CRY AND FALL IN THE BIG HOLE OF DISPAIR

Someone's been staying up too late watching 24 Hours...And why do I have to fall in a hole of despair??

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

Janie Jones:

The Fool On The Hill:

Janie Jones:

If you were to show up at my front door I'd fall down laughing. And then invite you inside immediately because my front porch is infested with spiders. hahah.

AH SPIDERS. I DO NOT LIKE SPIDERS. I'LL USE MY MAGICAL TAYLOR HAWKINS POWER AND LASER THEM OFF AND BURN A HOLE INTO YOUR PORCH AND YOU'LL CRY AND FALL IN THE BIG HOLE OF DISPAIR

Someone's been staying up too late watching 24 Hours...And why do I have to fall in a hole of despair??

Because you're so short you wouldnt be able to catch yourself before the hole widens and swallows you and your little arms can't hold onto the ledge long and I'll stand and laugh and point cuz I'm tall and mighty.

. what the fuck is wrong iwth me?

GO WATCH THE MOVIE DAMMIT. YOUR HEIGHT .. OR LACK OF IS DOING THINGS TO MY MIND.

iamkiller:

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THATS BAD!

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

EL. I MISS YOU.

AND HOW THE HELL WAS THAT FOO CONCERT WOMAN?

MOOOSEEE. I MISS YOU TOO.

It was fucking awesomee ahhhhhhh.
HOW IS MATT?

AH GREAT.

ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MATT YOU ARE BAD.
I WORKED WITH HIM MONDAY
He's so lazy and RAWR. We were left alone for a bit and he was talking to me about how this kid likes me and he thinks it's ridiculous.

AND THEN WE WALKED TOGETHER AND IT WAS AWESOME.
And then he didn't show up for 2 days He should be here tomorrow.

2 MORE DAYS WITH MATT
!!! AND I FOUND OUT WHAT SCHOOL HE GOES TO.
Hampshire Regional.

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THATS BAD!

I KNOW. WHAT SHALL I DO?

I THINK WE ARE FOREIGN SPIDER-VILLE.
We had some last year that were evil. One was in my car mirror and it clung on for life on the highway. AND IT STAYED ON

And then we saw a few more around my house. AHHH.

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

EL. I MISS YOU.

AND HOW THE HELL WAS THAT FOO CONCERT WOMAN?

MOOOSEEE. I MISS YOU TOO.

It was fucking awesomee ahhhhhhh.
HOW IS MATT?

AH GREAT.

ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MATT YOU ARE BAD.
I WORKED WITH HIM MONDAY
He's so lazy and RAWR. We were left alone for a bit and he was talking to me about how this kid likes me and he thinks it's ridiculous.

AND THEN WE WALKED TOGETHER AND IT WAS AWESOME.
And then he didn't show up for 2 days He should be here tomorrow.

2 MORE DAYS WITH MATT
!!! AND I FOUND OUT WHAT SCHOOL HE GOES TO.
Hampshire Regional.

HAH You're a little stalker. Was he talking about Austin? . SMACK AUSTIN'S FACE. TELL HIM TO FIND ANOTHER LOVE CUZ YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MATT IS YOUR BACK UP BOY.

AND AND OHMYGOSH.

There was a HUGE FAT-ASS SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
AND I MADE MY DAD GO GET HIM.
AND HE WAS GONE

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THATS BAD!

I KNOW. WHAT SHALL I DO?

I THINK WE ARE FOREIGN SPIDER-VILLE.
We had some last year that were evil. One was in my car mirror and it clung on for life on the highway. AND IT STAYED ON

And then we saw a few more around my house. AHHH.

HAHAH. I can picture that dear spider holding on and flying around. There was a cricket at work today and the cool spanish dude was running around trying to catch it as it hopped and it bopped and slopped

And I was too scared to kill it so I just stood there and cleaned coffee and kept an eye on the ground

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

EL. I MISS YOU.

AND HOW THE HELL WAS THAT FOO CONCERT WOMAN?

MOOOSEEE. I MISS YOU TOO.

It was fucking awesomee ahhhhhhh.
HOW IS MATT?

AH GREAT.

ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MATT YOU ARE BAD.
I WORKED WITH HIM MONDAY
He's so lazy and RAWR. We were left alone for a bit and he was talking to me about how this kid likes me and he thinks it's ridiculous.

AND THEN WE WALKED TOGETHER AND IT WAS AWESOME.
And then he didn't show up for 2 days He should be here tomorrow.

2 MORE DAYS WITH MATT
!!! AND I FOUND OUT WHAT SCHOOL HE GOES TO.
Hampshire Regional.

HAH You're a little stalker. Was he talking about Austin? . SMACK AUSTIN'S FACE. TELL HIM TO FIND ANOTHER LOVE CUZ YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MATT IS YOUR BACK UP BOY.

YES AUSTIN. He wouldn't mop today so I told him I wouldn't tlak to him on the phone unless he mopped


MATT IS SO MY BACKUP. UH. TIGHT ASS.

iamkiller:

AND AND OHMYGOSH.

There was a HUGE FAT-ASS SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
AND I MADE MY DAD GO GET HIM.
AND HE WAS GONE

AH SPIDERS! I remember I went to takea shower and there were spiders in the corner of the shower stall and i jumped out and wrapped a towel around me and told my dad to kill it. I'm always checking for spiders before I shower now

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

EL. I MISS YOU.

AND HOW THE HELL WAS THAT FOO CONCERT WOMAN?

MOOOSEEE. I MISS YOU TOO.

It was fucking awesomee ahhhhhhh.
HOW IS MATT?

AH GREAT.

ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MATT YOU ARE BAD.
I WORKED WITH HIM MONDAY
He's so lazy and RAWR. We were left alone for a bit and he was talking to me about how this kid likes me and he thinks it's ridiculous.

AND THEN WE WALKED TOGETHER AND IT WAS AWESOME.
And then he didn't show up for 2 days He should be here tomorrow.

2 MORE DAYS WITH MATT
!!! AND I FOUND OUT WHAT SCHOOL HE GOES TO.
Hampshire Regional.

HAH You're a little stalker. Was he talking about Austin? . SMACK AUSTIN'S FACE. TELL HIM TO FIND ANOTHER LOVE CUZ YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MATT IS YOUR BACK UP BOY.

YES AUSTIN. He wouldn't mop today so I told him I wouldn't tlak to him on the phone unless he mopped


MATT IS SO MY BACKUP. UH. TIGHT ASS.

AH YOU'RE SO MEAN. Sam was flirting with me all day today. AH.. it was sorta annoying and then I accidentaly ran over my boss's toe with a cart. WOOPS. But SAM ah he cut the sleeves of his tee shirt and I was like "WOW. WAY TO BE MACHO" and then he kept showing off his puny muscles to me all day and was all macho and stuff and I was not happy with it but I was being nice and laughing cuz I hate being a bitch

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THATS BAD!

I KNOW. WHAT SHALL I DO?

I THINK WE ARE FOREIGN SPIDER-VILLE.
We had some last year that were evil. One was in my car mirror and it clung on for life on the highway. AND IT STAYED ON

And then we saw a few more around my house. AHHH.

HAHAH. I can picture that dear spider holding on and flying around. There was a cricket at work today and the cool spanish dude was running around trying to catch it as it hopped and it bopped and slopped

And I was too scared to kill it so I just stood there and cleaned coffee and kept an eye on the ground

I USED TO CRY WHEN MY FROGS ATE CRICKETS.

;____________; I did. AND HOLY SHIT.
I got a 55 gallon fish tank (AND I NAMED ONE PDB AND ONE MOOSE) .. And at the place we got it there was this CRICKET OF ALL CRICKETS.

HE WAS THE BIG DADDY.

Why are we talking about spiders? Not cool!

The Fool On The Hill:

AH YOU'RE SO MEAN. Sam was flirting with me all day today. AH.. it was sorta annoying and then I accidentaly ran over my boss's toe with a cart. WOOPS. But SAM ah he cut the sleeves of his tee shirt and I was like "WOW. WAY TO BE MACHO" and then he kept showing off his puny muscles to me all day and was all macho and stuff and I was not happy with it but I was being nice and laughing cuz I hate being a bitch

!!!!!!!! HAHA. You ran over your boss I elbowed my boss once while we were making coffee.
And she hates me OH WELL.


SAM!!! AWW. Men and their muscles
Austin always said he was working out his "guns" for me. LOL. Get with it, gibbons.

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

WE'RE DISCUSSING SPIDERS?

OHMYGOSH. We just found this.. exotic spider.
IT MUST BE FOREIGN. It looks like it's body was blown up with air and it's really fat and black and white.

YES. IT MUST BE FOREIGN.

OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THATS BAD!

I KNOW. WHAT SHALL I DO?

I THINK WE ARE FOREIGN SPIDER-VILLE.
We had some last year that were evil. One was in my car mirror and it clung on for life on the highway. AND IT STAYED ON

And then we saw a few more around my house. AHHH.

HAHAH. I can picture that dear spider holding on and flying around. There was a cricket at work today and the cool spanish dude was running around trying to catch it as it hopped and it bopped and slopped

And I was too scared to kill it so I just stood there and cleaned coffee and kept an eye on the ground

I USED TO CRY WHEN MY FROGS ATE CRICKETS.

;____________; I did. AND HOLY SHIT.
I got a 55 gallon fish tank (AND I NAMED ONE PDB AND ONE MOOSE) .. And at the place we got it there was this CRICKET OF ALL CRICKETS.

HE WAS THE BIG DADDY.

. I had to feed my family friend's nature obsessed daughter's frogs crickets and I chickened out andmade my mommy do it while I held the cover of the cage open and we both screamed when the crickets all jumped out of the bag and I dropped the cover. IT WAS FRIGHTENING

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Why are we talking about spiders? Not cool!

SPIDERS ARE NOT COOL

SO ARE SHARKS.
I'm more afraid of sharks then spiders. DEATHLY AFRAID

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

AH YOU'RE SO MEAN. Sam was flirting with me all day today. AH.. it was sorta annoying and then I accidentaly ran over my boss's toe with a cart. WOOPS. But SAM ah he cut the sleeves of his tee shirt and I was like "WOW. WAY TO BE MACHO" and then he kept showing off his puny muscles to me all day and was all macho and stuff and I was not happy with it but I was being nice and laughing cuz I hate being a bitch

!!!!!!!! HAHA. You ran over your boss I elbowed my boss once while we were making coffee.
And she hates me OH WELL.


SAM!!! AWW. Men and their muscles
Austin always said he was working out his "guns" for me. LOL. Get with it, gibbons.

LMFAO. Ikeep picturing Austin as a fat black kid for some reaosn. I think its the thing with my best frined, Rae. Some fat black kid named Ray loved her and asked her out and she was freaking out and I couldnt sotp making fun of her for so long cuz of the whole Ray and Rae thing

GAWD. MEN. ARE. FOOLS

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

The Fool On The Hill:

AH YOU'RE SO MEAN. Sam was flirting with me all day today. AH.. it was sorta annoying and then I accidentaly ran over my boss's toe with a cart. WOOPS. But SAM ah he cut the sleeves of his tee shirt and I was like "WOW. WAY TO BE MACHO" and then he kept showing off his puny muscles to me all day and was all macho and stuff and I was not happy with it but I was being nice and laughing cuz I hate being a bitch

!!!!!!!! HAHA. You ran over your boss I elbowed my boss once while we were making coffee.
And she hates me OH WELL.


SAM!!! AWW. Men and their muscles
Austin always said he was working out his "guns" for me. LOL. Get with it, gibbons.

LMFAO. Ikeep picturing Austin as a fat black kid for some reaosn. I think its the thing with my best frined, Rae. Some fat black kid named Ray loved her and asked her out and she was freaking out and I couldnt sotp making fun of her for so long cuz of the whole Ray and Rae thing

GAWD. MEN. ARE. FOOLS

!!!!! HAHAHA.

You see.. Apparently they all talk about me Men = Dumb.
Travis is Matt's friend and he wanted me, I guess.
And.. whatever. Everyone else. Nate = At bandcamp this week. YAY.
Deacan is.. weird.

And then everyone else. AND THEN MATT
But Austin is really really skinny haha.

AND I NEED MATT TO SAVE ME.
LESS THEN 10 YEARS AGO THIS GIRL HUNG HERSELF IN ONE OF THE HOUSE'S CLOSETS AT SMITH COLLEGE.
.. AND I AM WORKING IN THAT HOUSE

The Fool On The Hill:

iamkiller:

there was this CRICKET OF ALL CRICKETS.

HE WAS THE BIG DADDY.

. I had to feed my family friend's nature obsessed daughter's frogs crickets and I chickened out andmade my mommy do it while I held the cover of the cage open and we both screamed when the crickets all jumped out of the bag and I dropped the cover. IT WAS FRIGHTENING

!! CRICKETS ARE DANGEROUS X 2098340283