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Posts: 35331 | June 11th, 2009 at 05:44am  Happy 50th Birthday Hugh!  |
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  | June 11th, 2009 at 07:59am  yay hugh.
I can imagine what Stephen is going to give him. |
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| June 11th, 2009 at 08:17am worn-out astronaut.: yay hugh.
I can imagine what Stephen is going to give him.
I bet it'll be sexy |
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Posts: 35331 | June 11th, 2009 at 08:20am I bet it'll be expensive and sweet and heavily thought out!  |
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| June 11th, 2009 at 08:30am Just got a text from my sister, she just saw Stephen in London I assume she's at work, which means he'd be around Parliament for some reason.
Not spending the day with Hugh, eh? |
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Posts: 35331 | June 11th, 2009 at 08:31am Maybe he's still on his 5 mile walk? |
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| June 11th, 2009 at 08:35am Oo, maybe. I can't text her back since I have no credit.
I WILL FIND OUT EVENTUALLY |
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| June 11th, 2009 at 03:28pm Padackles: I bet it'll be expensive and sweet and heavily thought out! I bet it will be a penis!  |
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| June 11th, 2009 at 11:16pm worn-out astronaut.:Padackles: I bet it'll be expensive and sweet and heavily thought out! I bet it will be a penis!
AND PURPLE.
Come on, fake penises are always purple.
.. Why is that? |
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Posts: 35331 | June 12th, 2009 at 05:03am I have to say, out of all the fake penises I have ever seen, none of them have been purple!  See-through, pink, blue, flesh-coloured, black.. but not purple! XD |
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| June 12th, 2009 at 12:14pm I have seen one thats in rainbow colours |
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| June 12th, 2009 at 12:40pm This page is already made of win |
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| June 15th, 2009 at 02:34pm Erm so, I was packing (since today was my last day in Corfe - boo!) and when I was going through my box of important documents, I came upon this, which I believe was written when I was v. v. drunk. They MAY be out of character, somewhat.
"Yo, mah niggs!" Said Foreman, as he entered House's office.
"Fuck off!" Shouted House angrily, "I don't even know why I hired you. You have about as much fucking street cred as Cameron!"
At this, Foreman began to cry, whilst Cameron stuck her head through the doorway on hearing her name. "Sex?" She said hopefully.
"Omg. Neurological." Said Foreman.
"Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!" Screamed House, before pausing slightly. "You cried?" He asked Foreman.
"It was neurological." Said Foreman.
"No!" Cried House, "It must be cancer!"
"CANCER?!" Screamed Wilson, running from his office into House's. "WHY, I LOVE cancer! I am Cancer Man!"
"You make me wish I was a terminal cancer patient." Said House, dreamily.
Wilson looked shocked. "House!" He said, cutely. "What are you saying?"
"I'm saying- " But House was interrupted as Chase ran in.
"Oh!" Said Chase, looking bewildered. "Oh!" He said again. "The patient that we didn't mention has been intubated!"
"Okay," Commanded House, "Differential diagnosis, people!"
"Don't ignore me!" Said Wilson, angrily. "I has give my heart to you!"
Everyone's jaw fell open at this, including House's. "But Wilson," He began slowly, "I am a fucked up, cripply drug addict!"
"OMG ILY." Said Cameron.
Wilson punched her in the face and turned back to House.
"You punched my face!" Screamed Cameron.
"LOL ikr." Said Wilson, "Now shut up!"
"Wilson! I have never seen this side of you before!" Said House, impressed. "You are turning me on quite a lot, ok."
"Ok." Said Wilson.
"Go Hilson!" Said Chase.
Foreman gave him a funny look. "Yo man, what yo speek bout k. Srsly." He said, like a gangster.
"Yeah k. I don't understand you." Said Chase, looking bewildered again.
"DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS!" Screamed House, five seconds from throwing a tantrum.
"Neurological?" Said Foreman.
"Lupus?" Suggested Cameron.
"Peraneoplastic Syndrome?" Said Chase, in a bewildered fashion.
Wilson frowned, looking at them all. "It's not Lupus." He said, looking at the charts which had magically appeared in his hands. "Could be cancer, idk." He looked hopefully at House. "We shag now, k?"
"K." Said House.
But before they could even kiss, Cuddy burst through the door!
"LOOK AT MY BOOBS!" She screamed. She pulled her top down slightly. "My cleavage is on show! Look!"
House couldn't help but look, so did Cameron. Foreman looked secretly and Chase stared off into the distance, confused. Wilson stormed out, quickly.
"Ono!" Shouted House, hobbling after Wilson.
"Wilsoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn!" He cried at the oncologists retreating back. "STOP!"
Wilson turned, hopefully. "In the name of love?"
"Yes." Said House.
"Omg! Are you trying to tell mr through 80's pop songs that you love me?" Gushed Wilson.
House looked bashful. "I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you." He paused and then laughed, "Ohh! You just got rick rolled!"
"You ARSEHOEL." Screamed Wilson, "I am going to send you the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme so many times that Will Smith will give you seizures!"
"Neurological." Said Foreman. |
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| June 15th, 2009 at 05:27pm LMFAO OMG
girl, you own. |
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| June 15th, 2009 at 06:53pm EVERYONE WAS SO IN CHARACTER IT WAS SCARY |
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| June 17th, 2009 at 04:36pm Doctor Valent:Peardrops:Wilson punched her in the face and turned back to House.
Yes, that IS a good line! |
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| June 19th, 2009 at 08:23pm Hooray for getting sick! |
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| June 20th, 2009 at 08:24am IS IT LUPUS |
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| June 20th, 2009 at 10:14am ITS NEVER LUPUS |
