Green Day Christmas Carols
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Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | yeah, don't ask. I just thought I'd make it cause it was my first thread/post on here and today is my GSB anniversary so what the hell. I remeber I made a thing to 'The 12 Days of Christmas' GD style, but I can only remeber so much. but here it goes... 'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A heart grenade bleeding in a hand Two Sweet Children Three band members Four calling Billies Five gold guitars Six members together Seven cheech straws Eight albums Nine 'Eh-Ooh!'s Ten drumsticks Eleven rolled up joints [credit to Nancy; she kinda gave me the idea] Twelve Warning tracks STFU I DON'T CARE IF ITS RETARDED. ![]() Now post yours, nuckazz. |
BillieStoleMyVirginity Geek ![]() Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 359 ![]() | My Infernal Majesty: ![]() |
Ra.shel [c l a m - o] Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 28 | My Infernal Majesty: Haha. I don't have one. I don't think I could even come up with anything, but I like yours! It's nice. |
captain america GSBitch ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 874316 ![]() | Dashing through the snow.. On a pair of broken drumsticks.. Over the hills I go. Crashing into Microphones! Yeah. Tis gay. -bows anyway- WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! No time for losers cuz we are the champions... Of the world.. [flips to U2] Its a beautiful day... haha wow. |
abnormalone2002 Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 9058 | so it likes other songs of the same gender?? [/spam] |
John Entwistle Great Success! ![]() Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 55036 | That's good. ![]() |
hahaurdead9 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie ![]() Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 80 | um, yeah i cant think of ne thing. sorry! |
NIK JONUTZ Moderator ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24429 ![]() | they have 9 albums though |
swoon- Post Whore ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1 000 000 ![]() | There was a PMB one last year. If I'm not mistaken, Ashlee wrote it. Twelve Brigade Days Of Christmas On the first day of christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... A picture of Tre’s weewee! On the second day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a Picture of Tre’s weewee! On the third day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the fourth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the fifth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the sixth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the eighth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Eight Mike Penis Cookies, Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the ninth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos, Eight Mike Penis Cookies, Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the tenth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Ten Pairs of Dickies, Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos, Eight Mike Penis Cookies, Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Eleven Trials of Photoshop, Ten Pairs of Dickies, Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos, Eight Mike Penis Cookies, Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me... Twelve Mike/Tre sex tapes, Eleven Trials of Photoshop, Ten Pairs of Dickies, Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos, Eight Mike Penis Cookies, Seven bottles of lube, Six pairs of handcuffs, Five Coffee Head Shirts! Four Precision Basses, Three Slashy Stories, Two Strawberry Lollipops, and a picture of Tre’s weewee! |
Sumthin Smushi Idiot ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 707 | ![]() |
nacho cheese and anarchy Geek ![]() Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 290 ![]() | i saw this thread about 2 days ago and had to try and track it down again so i could post my song...so here it is: Jingle Bells Green Day style: [verse 1:] soaring into crowds, throwing guitar picks from the stage jumping all around while laughing the whole way running around like nuts and covering some old songs what fun it is to watch green day goofing all day long [chorus:] dirnt, dirnt, dirnt dirnt, dirnt, dirnt hear the bassist play with spazzy feet and some coffee he'll be wired the whole day, oh dirnt dirnt dirnt dirnt dirnt dirnt billie joe ran away but now he's back on the stage and a harmonica he begins to play [verse 2:] throwing drumsticks at the fans and asking what they play everybody wears a funny hat while playing King For a Day getting squished in the 'mosh pit' might just ruin your day but seeing them up on the stage will make the pain go away OH! [chorus:] dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, tré just walked away he came back, and he has a match and now his drum set is ablaze, oh dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt, dirnt now the song has changed some funky drums and billie comes and a guitar is given away yeah...and i couldn't come up with the other verses...but i did find all of the real jingle bells lyrics, and i thought they were entertaining as well...hope you somewhat liked it. |
XxBullets Are ScenexX Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 4 | ![]() |
TRE IS DA BOMB!!! [Blue] Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie ![]() Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 24 | me and syd were laughing a few days ago because i said that green day should make a christmas cd. it'd be like rudolf the red-nosed fucking reindeer, had a very shiny fucking nose, and if you ever fucking saw it, you'd even say it fucking glows! |
Arcane-Inamorata King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 3278 ![]() | Christmas: omg I totally made a 12 green day's of christmas song. I cant rly remember it though. It was last year. this is what I do remember Mike Dirnt in a tree 2 Billie Joes 3 Heart grenades 4 ---- 5 Tre' Cool's haha thats all I remember. ![]() |
GreenDayCookieFairy Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 41 ![]() ![]() | Tre The Hyper Drummer Green Day the best band ever Had a very hyper Tre And if you ever saw him It would make you laugh all day All of the other band members Laugh at him and beat him up And Mike wanted to kill him Ever since he stole the coffee cup Then after Al quit the band Billie came to say "Tre with your hyper hand Will you come and join the band?" Now he is world famous Even though Billie takes the cake He is so cutely naughty It would make your little heart ache Yep.... a Green Day version of Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer. It's pretty bad.... I came up with it in five mintues. |
Lee Idiot ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 712 ![]() | George W. Bush, the brown-nosed reindeer had a very shitty nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it grows. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let dipshit Bush join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Tre came to say: "Bush with your nose so crappy, won't you gaurd my sex tonight?" Then all the reindeer hated him as they shouted out with whores, Bush the brown-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history! Sucky - I know. But that's something I could see Billie singing. ![]() |
rollerpig GSBitch ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 62283 | Lee: No. |
michaeldirnt Idiot ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 737 | Brendon Urie. [FDDrienne]: If only i could get all that for xmas! |
John Entwistle Great Success! ![]() Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 55036 | Make you Smile.: yes..... |
Deernt. Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 48258 ![]() ![]() | Tis be mine. ![]() Said the night wind to the little Tre, "Do you see what I see?" Way up on the stage, little Tre, "Do you see what I see?" A crowd, a crowd, moshing to your songs. With their bods that smash into the stage, With their bods that smash into the stage." Said the little Tre to the shepherd boy, " Do you hear what I hear? Flying drumsticks through the sky, shepherd boy, "Do you hear what I hear?" A bass, a bass strung around their necks With the strings that puncture holes With the strings that puncture holes." Said the shepherd boy to the mighty Mike, "Do you know what I know? In your studio warm, mighty Mike, "Do you know what I know?" A fan, a fan shivers in the cold-- Let us bring him blankets and weed Let us bring him blankets and weed." Oh my... ![]() |
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