Corrupt A Wish

granted but you go deaf

i wish tre sent me nude pictures of himself

Granted but they end up on the Internet and he gets really mad.

I wish Tré came to live in England.

Granted, but he'd get a awkward english accent and it'd be weird when he talked.

I wish that some people wouldn't be really obsessed with Tre. Like me.

Granted, but he's upset that people don't like him as much.

I wish more people DID like Tré.

Granted, but then Billie and Mike would be sad that they lost some of there disciples.

I wish someone made a 'Disiples of Green Day' church. Then I'd actually start going tp church more often

Granted, but the Church decide to shut it down for being too much fun.

I wish Tré bought me some white chocolate xD

granted but hes already eaten it

i wish tre would marry me and decide i was the one he wasnt going to divorce

Granted but he becomes obsessed with you and it's too much.

I wish Tré would put his fauxhawk back to its 2005 style.

Granted but he goes back into the habit of yucky greased up trehawk

I wish Tre would stop greasing his hair >: ( It's gross looking.

Did he do that? I always thought it looked soft and touchable
Granted but his hair goes all flat.

I wish Tré dyed his hair red again

In more recent pictures, it looks like it... link

Granted but he desides it looks to Dookie Era (Did I get the era right?) and dyes it back to original color.

I wish Tre bleached his hair again and made it fluffy...

(You're right, his hair does seem soft and touchable... )

Oh I see what you mean. Yeah, I totally agree. I thought you were talking about this era, which I adore

Granted, but he starts seeing leaves in front of his face, like in Basket Case.

I wish Tré would make his Tréhawk go back to its old height. (e.g. the link above)

Granted, but there'd be to many teenage fangirls glomping hime al the time.

I wish Tre looked like an anime character

Granted, but his hair lost it's single spike and got really wild and spiky and didn't look so good.

I wish Tré was regularly on a TV show so I could watch him on TV whenever I wanted

Granted, but all he did was watch porn, so they had to cancel the show.

I wish my Green Day poster would come to life so I could have Tre all to myself

Granted but Billie and Mike want him back and steal him in the night.

I wish Tré would come to my house for my birthday and never leave

Granted but Billie and Mike steal him in the night ;P

I wish that Tre would not be stolen in the night by Billie and Mike.

Granted but he misses his bed and flees

I wish i would live in Tré's house

Granted, but it smells like fish and you are forced to leave.

I wish Tré was my roommate

Granted, but he'd do too many dirty things to you, so he must leave. (idk)

I wish Tre got to writing that dirty country album.